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Title: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: AWK on February 28, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
final Toomer's Corner Rolling.

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ESPN has contacted Auburn University about covering the final Toomer’s Oaks rolling event on April 20th after Auburn’s annual A-Day football game, but Auburn University Communications Director Mike Clardy says he is “not sure yet the extent of their plans.”

A committee headed by Teresa Whitman-McCall, AU’s Campus and Community Events Director, met Wednesday to begin finalizing details for the event, including a starting time.

The event will begin at 5 p.m. with opening remarks likely by Auburn University president Jay Gogue. Other possible speakers include Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn and Auburn Mayor Bill Ham. A “spirit rally”—cheerleaders, pep band, and surely Aubie—will take place at 5:20 p.m. followed by the final rolling itself at 5:30 p.m. After that comes a set by local band Kidd Blue.

The committee decided against holding the small parade that was initially included among the ideas for the event. “We were going to have it but it looked like the (marching) band couldn’t do it,” says Debbie Shaw, Vice President of Auburn Alumni Affairs. “Without the band it wouldn’t be much of a parade.”

Shaw says all details are preliminary and subject to change. The committee will meet again in the next few weeks.

The Toomer’s Oaks will be removed one or two weeks after the final rolling and could take several days. Every piece of wood cut down will eventually be turned into souvenirs, the proceeds from which Shaw says will go entirely toward student scholarships.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/espn-likely-to-cover-final-toomers-oaks-rolling-event/
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 28, 2013, 04:56:43 PM
FUCK ESPN.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
Probably going to show how Toomers is fraught with corruption.  Too much sugar in the lemonade.  Solely responsible for Alabama's obesity epidemic.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: AUownsU on February 28, 2013, 07:37:16 PM
FUCK ESPN.
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 28, 2013, 08:05:28 PM
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.
I stand beside you, brother! Fuck every last one of them.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Saniflush on March 01, 2013, 07:20:06 AM
I would like to also add, fuck harvey updyke, fuck uat, fuck their lunatic fans, fuck their coach, and in general fuck anything associated with their shithole and pathetic excuse of a university. I don't think I will ever come to grips with losing the oaks because of one of those psycho assholes.

You don't say much but when you do you get right to the point and I applaud you for it.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 01, 2013, 08:56:13 AM
Probably going to show how Toomers is fraught with corruption.  Too much sugar in the lemonade.  Solely responsible for Alabama's obesity epidemic.

And they'll interview Stanley McClover and Chaz Ramsey in front of the dying trees.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: GH2001 on March 01, 2013, 09:33:56 AM
Fuck them. This is a private party and they ain't invited. I guess it's ok for them to use us for ratings when it's convenient, whether it's this, a documentary or Cam. Seriously, screw ESPN.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2013, 11:00:09 AM
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: GH2001 on March 01, 2013, 11:07:08 AM
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.

Blindfold Schad and push him down into the ditch.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Godfather on March 01, 2013, 11:07:45 AM
I say the ESPN crew gets invited to the X tailgate.
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: GH2001 on March 01, 2013, 11:10:57 AM
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.

Well technically Dallas never sued Buzz. In fact, he thought his moves on Mrs Dallas were rather keen.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 01, 2013, 11:11:42 AM
Buzz cant afford anymore sexual harassment suits.

Exactly...I still have 3 pending from the A&M game.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2013, 11:29:06 AM
Exactly...I still have 3 pending from the A&M game.

They will all be erased if you get your junk all up in Joe "The Schads" face. I heard he likes a little tea bagg'n.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Saniflush on March 01, 2013, 11:31:03 AM
They will all be erased if you get your junk all up in Joe "The Schads" face. I heard he likes a little tea bagg'n.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afghani+gas+mask
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2013, 11:39:00 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afghani+gas+mask

I love the looks I get when people here in the office are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 01, 2013, 12:10:28 PM
Well technically Dallas never sued Buzz. In fact, he thought his moves on Mrs Dallas were rather keen.

In todays world Buzz sued me. Something about her tits hitting him in the eye.

Hell I was glad she was leaving me alone for a while, I started to make moves on that little woman.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 01, 2013, 12:13:28 PM
In todays world Buzz sued me. Something about her tits hitting him in the eye.

Hell I was glad she was leaving me alone for a while, I started to make moves on that little woman.

I think they prefer to be called midgets.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 01, 2013, 12:14:28 PM
And they'll interview Stanley McClover and Chaz Ramsey in front of the dying trees.

And how many times are they gonna mention the turds and their 100,253,252,987 chamunships.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: Saniflush on March 01, 2013, 12:17:49 PM
I think they prefer to be called midgets.

They certainly do not prefer to be thrown as horseshoes.

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I love the looks I get when people here in the office are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.

Fun Saniflush fact.  I like to find terms in the urban dictionary that do not have example sentences and make ones that have coworkers and bosses names in them.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 01, 2013, 12:19:29 PM
I think they prefer to be called midgets.

She whispered in my ear (yes I had to kneel down) that she didn't care what I called her as long as I just promised her a ride on the keen machine.

And it looks like my A-day plans are gonna have to cancel.
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: djsimp on March 01, 2013, 04:33:33 PM

And it looks like my A-day plans are gonna have to cancel.

slacker
Title: Re: ESPN is likely to cover
Post by: The Six on March 01, 2013, 08:14:12 PM
Meh. Whatever. Maybe Barkley can be on there to make some jokes.