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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 03:27:35 PM

Title: My life
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 03:27:35 PM
This is how I would like to retire.

http://youtu.be/1K7FMPMnf00

I spend most of my time and money in animal rescue, mainly dogs, and that's about the extent of my life really. I have a lot of compassion for the animals society has deemed unwanted and there's a reason we do what we do. Many people need these animals and the rewards far outweigh any cost involved. That's about it for me.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 07:14:08 PM
Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 07:54:59 PM
Rescuing dogs is one thing; fucking around with wild assed lions is something totally different. This kind of behavior generally causes sudden death.

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 25, 2013, 08:06:26 PM


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 25, 2013, 08:57:00 PM
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

^^^Listen to him.  He's pre-menopausal^^^
Title: Re: My life
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 09:52:21 PM
I think you should go for it. We all need goals.

My sarcasm detector is off the damn charts.

^^^Listen to him.  He's pre-menopausal^^^

With menopause comes erectile dysfunction.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 10:04:02 PM
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 25, 2013, 11:11:18 PM
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Title: Re: My life
Post by: AUJarhead on February 26, 2013, 07:26:07 AM
There's some lovely filth down here!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Saniflush on February 26, 2013, 07:29:25 AM
There's some lovely filth down here!

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: wesfau2 on February 26, 2013, 08:08:43 AM
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2013, 08:44:44 AM
True executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Saniflush on February 26, 2013, 08:51:31 AM
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I mean, if I went around saying, "I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me" they'd put me away!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 26, 2013, 09:18:38 AM
If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
This is beautiful PCT. And I think that we all agree that there shouldn't  be any doubt about BF living among the lions. He needs our support to make the move to Oakland, or wherever it is that lions live in the wild. I'm envisioning his living with them as a part of the pride. The lioness will lovingly nibble on his scrotum with her lips, underneath his loincloth and the boys playfully jostle in the sage. We all should contribute to see this happen. It's a worthy cause.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: GH2001 on February 26, 2013, 09:20:39 AM


Yea, dogs are easier, but I have always had a desire to be with wild animals. Better judgement prevails. Thank you.

One of the most unnatural things I've ever heard. You are touched. But hell, what do I know. I mean, you know people and shit.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: djsimp on February 26, 2013, 11:05:23 AM
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2013, 11:34:39 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: wesfau2 on February 26, 2013, 02:03:39 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I told 'em we already got one!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2013, 02:29:24 PM
I told 'em we already got one!

Yeeeesssss...is a very nice!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 26, 2013, 03:25:53 PM
Yeeeesssss...is a very nice!

Whottttt?!

He says they've already got one!
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 26, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Whottttt?!

He says they've already got one!
Can we see it?
Title: Re: My life
Post by: JR4AU on February 26, 2013, 10:10:06 PM

There was a granola eating, grizzly bear loving, filthy hippie a few years back that decided he wanted to become BFFs with a 12 foot tall living bear skin rug. You know what he got out of it? He got eat the fuck up.

Timothy Treadwell's daddy said he'd never amount to shit.  Guess he showed dear old dad.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Godfather on February 27, 2013, 05:40:22 PM
You should raise chimpanzees, they never hurt anyone.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GFeMYOcnQuM/SwPDLMw9izI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/k6O9ic7zsA0/s1600/charla+nash.jpg)
Title: Re: My life
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 27, 2013, 06:45:10 PM
Fuck. You.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: AUJarhead on February 27, 2013, 08:14:45 PM
Fuck. You.

No fucking lie.  I had to go look at the women in stocking thread to get that shit out of my head.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 27, 2013, 08:17:54 PM
You should raise chimpanzees, they never hurt anyone.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GFeMYOcnQuM/SwPDLMw9izI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/k6O9ic7zsA0/s1600/charla+nash.jpg)
That's what she gets for playing "Shock the monkey" on her stereo.
Title: Re: My life
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 27, 2013, 10:21:52 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6217305600/hA511FD49/)