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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Kaos on February 25, 2013, 11:39:15 AM
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Is there anything I care less about than Hollywood patting itself on the back during the Oscars telecast?
Last night I discovered there were a few things that fit that bill.
1) Watching that creepy host say or do anything.
2) Being "treated" to the barracuda-mouthed "first lady" presenting an Oscar. If anything has ever indicated more that this current administration and the entire direction of the country is leaning more and more toward pacifying the ignorant masses with breads and circuses than having that fish faced fool up there babbling about movies I don't know what it is. Having her up there was unseemly in my opinion. Class is not spelled with an "r"
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I didn't watch since I hate watching award shows like that. I didn't realize that the first lady presented an award. Fucking :facepalm:
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I saw one performance because I had an alert for said performance, but that was it. The it was back to watching AU football.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERwenALdZQ
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(http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/first%20lady%20obama%20oscars%20660%20reuters.jpg)
Oh she did. All 483 of her chemically enhanced teeth were there.
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(http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/first%20lady%20obama%20oscars%20660%20reuters.jpg)
Oh she did. All 483 of her chemically enhanced teeth were there.
She looks like an overweight giraffe trying to fit into a skimpy outfit with high heels.
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She looks like an overweight giraffe trying to fit into a skimpy outfit with high heels.
If it were up to me and her to repopulate the species? I'd take a giraffe first.
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Is there anything I care less about than Hollywood patting itself on the back during the Oscars telecast?
Last night I discovered there were a few things that fit that bill.
1) Watching that creepy host say or do anything.
2) Being "treated" to the barracuda-mouthed "first lady" presenting an Oscar. If anything has ever indicated more that this current administration and the entire direction of the country is leaning more and more toward pacifying the ignorant masses with breads and circuses than having that fish faced fool up there babbling about movies I don't know what it is. Having her up there was unseemly in my opinion. Class is not spelled with an "r"
It's not that it bothers me that she presented an award. What bothers me is that Laura Bush would have been greeted with boos.
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If it were up to me and her to repopulate the species? I'd take a giraffe first.
You can't spit-shine giraffe tits.
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It's not that it bothers me that she presented an award. What bothers me is that Laura Bush would have been greeted with boos.
What's wrong with that? I love being greeted with booze.
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Sounds like people looking for shit to be pissed about to me.
You gonna tell me the FLOTUS has more important responsibilities that 3 minutes of a telecast from her home was distracting from?
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Sounds like people looking for shit to be pissed about to me.
You gonna tell me the FLOTUS has more important responsibilities that 3 minutes of a telecast from her home was distracting from?
Who said that? I think it's apparent from the last 4 years that she doesn't have anything important to do.
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What are you talking about? She is trying to get people to eat right...
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Turns out Laura Bush had something to do with presenting an award.
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It's not that it bothers me that she presented an award. What bothers me is that Laura Bush would have been greeted with boos.
Bothers me.
Did Reagan present? He had a right to do so, but he maintained the office as it should be.
I don't want to see politicians or their horse-faced wives handing out Oscars, showing up to pass out the Lombardi, Heisman or BCS Trophy, throwing out the first pitch, doing the coin toss or pandering in this manner at all. It was offensive to me.
Their constant vacationing at my expense is offensive. The money she wastes on clothes and toothpaste is offensive to me. Her enormous lard butt coming on my television trying to open her yaw wide enough to get words past those giant shark teeth while she tells me I need to eat better is offensive.
No respect for them or the lack of decorum they bring to the office.
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Did Reagan present? He had a right to do so, but he maintained the office as it should be.
Present? No. But he taped a greeting from the White House which was shown at the 1981 Academy Awards.
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Present? No. But he taped a greeting from the White House which was shown at the 1981 Academy Awards.
Was he presenting an award for the best "fake" movie?
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Bothers me.
Did Reagan present? He had a right to do so, but he maintained the office as it should be.
I don't want to see politicians or their horse-faced wives handing out Oscars, showing up to pass out the Lombardi, Heisman or BCS Trophy, throwing out the first pitch, doing the coin toss or pandering in this manner at all. It was offensive to me.
Their constant vacationing at my expense is offensive. The money she wastes on clothes and toothpaste is offensive to me. Her enormous lard butt coming on my television trying to open her yaw wide enough to get words past those giant shark teeth while she tells me I need to eat better is offensive.
No respect for them or the lack of decorum they bring to the office.
It's happening...
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Bothers me.
Did Reagan present? He had a right to do so, but he maintained the office as it should be.
I don't want to see politicians or their horse-faced wives handing out Oscars, showing up to pass out the Lombardi, Heisman or BCS Trophy, throwing out the first pitch, doing the coin toss or pandering in this manner at all. It was offensive to me.
Their constant vacationing at my expense is offensive. The money she wastes on clothes and toothpaste is offensive to me. Her enormous lard butt coming on my television trying to open her yaw wide enough to get words past those giant shark teeth while she tells me I need to eat better is offensive.
No respect for them or the lack of decorum they bring to the office.
It wasn't the president it was the first lady.
Prepare to rage.
http://youtu.be/FPsNboLCwTY?t=2m13s
The Donald makes an appearance in that video also, btw.
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http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2013/02/26/pmt-obama-donny.cnn
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Present? No. But he taped a greeting from the White House which was shown at the 1981 Academy Awards.
Damn, you guys suck at contrasting examples.
Laura Bush did find time in her busy schedule to play a small part in an Oscar ceremony during her time as first lady.
The Ronald Reagan example is flawed from the start, because Barrack was not presenting any awards, and yet it is a double fail because Ronald was in fact involved in an Academy Awards broadcast.
Point is, this is a retarded thing to rage over, and just makes anyone trying to do so look extremely whiny.
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http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/bestoftv/2013/02/26/pmt-obama-donny.cnn
I seriously can't believe the outrage over this...
:facepalm:
Jesus Christ, it's the first lady of the United States, it's not Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If the first lady of the United States boils this much rage in you, just for merely existing, just because you didn't vote for her husband,you border on heresy, IMO.
And I would say the exact same thing to anyone bitching about Laura Bush in 2002.
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I seriously can't believe the outrage over this...
:facepalm:
Jesus Christ, it's the first lady of the United States, it's not Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If the first lady of the United States boils this much rage in you, just for merely existing, just because you didn't vote for her husband,you border on heresy, IMO.
And I would say the exact same thing to anyone bitching about Laura Bush in 2002.
Oh she's a hypocritical bitch whether I like her husband or not. Eat more veggies, let's limit sugar in drinks, you should do this, you should do that - just because I said so and it's the way I said to do it. Screw that. I like nothing about her. Its the same dislike I have for dr Phil giving weight loss advice. Kaos is right on this one. Pffffftttt on her. At least Laura had some class about her.
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Damn, you guys suck at contrasting examples.
Laura Bush did find time in her busy schedule to play a small part in an Oscar ceremony during her time as first lady.
The Ronald Reagan example is flawed from the start, because Barrack was not presenting any awards, and yet it is a double fail because Ronald was in fact involved in an Academy Awards broadcast.
Point is, this is a retarded thing to rage over, and just makes anyone trying to do so look extremely whiny.
Totally agree.
Their constant vacationing at my expense is offensive.
Has Obama eclipsed that awesome vacation record that W set? Did you rage at W?
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Oh she's a hypocritical bitch whether I like her husband or not. Eat more veggies, let's limit sugar in drinks, you should do this, you should do that - just because I said so and it's the way I said to do it. Screw that. I like nothing about her. Its the same dislike I have for dr Phil giving weight loss advice. Kaos is right on this one. Pffffftttt on her. At least Laura had some class about her.
How classless of Nancy Reagan to get kids to stay off drugs just because that's the way SHE said to do it. Barbara Bush and Laura Bush are hypocritical bitches for trying to get kids to read and shit.
The only thing a first lady is actually supposed to do is campaign for a cause, usually directed at children, as a public service to improve their behavior in some way. To say that encouraging kids to eat better through an education campaign that is certainly less actual government intrusion than Nancy Reagan's war on drugs, is just lunacy.
And Kaos is wrong on his original premise that it was unprecedented and pushing some kind of political agenda just for daring to show her face on your television, as empirically proven by all of his counter-examples doing the exact same fucking thing.
Get the fuck over it.
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How classless of Nancy Reagan to get kids to stay off drugs just because that's the way SHE said to do it. Barbara Bush and Laura Bush are hypocritical bitches for trying to get kids to read and shit.
The only thing a first lady is actually supposed to do is campaign for a cause, usually directed at children, as a public service to improve their behavior in some way. To say that encouraging kids to eat better through an education campaign that is certainly less actual government intrusion than Nancy Reagan's war on drugs, is just lunacy.
And Kaos is wrong on his original premise that it was unprecedented and pushing some kind of political agenda just for daring to show her face on your television, as empirically proven by all of his counter-examples doing the exact same fucking thing.
Get the fuck over it.
You bite every time Chizad.
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You fuckers need to get back on point.....
It's Bush's fault.
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You bite every time Chizad.
I wish it were easier to tell when people here are joking.
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Present? No. But he taped a greeting from the White House which was shown at the 1981 Academy Awards.
Nancy helped keep Arnold from doing drugs. She didn't do such a good job with Willis.
(http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/nancy-reagan-different-strokes.jpg?w=320)
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Has Obama eclipsed that awesome vacation record that W set? Did you rage at W?
My understanding is that all of Obama's vacations are paid from his own money, as was Bush's I assume. Granted, the President's salary is paid by taxpayers, but until Congress decides to reduce their own salaries and the President's, it is their money to do with as they please.
Speaking of which, several Congress members have said they are in favor of decreasing their salaries...but they just so happened to fail to vote on it before the deadline, and now they "can't do it." The fuckers (including the President) could make a donation to the treasury if they are seriously worried that they are being paid too much, but it's clear that none of them are actually willing to give up their money. They're too busy playing golf with Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all.
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I changed the channel....problem solved. Red Dawn was on and was better anyways.
I am tired of seeing them schmooze with late night television and this kinda crap though. Other than that fuck 'em the Saints are cheaters.
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I wish it were easier to tell when people here are joking.
Just stoking the fire my friend. :thumsup:
I could careless. But I still say she looks like a giraffe. Just saying.
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Just stoking the fire my friend. :thumsup:
I could careless. But I still say she looks like a giraffe. Just saying.
I'd knock the bottom out of that.
I know Tarheel's with me...if he can put aside the politics of the situation.
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I'd knock the bottom out of that.
I know Tarheel's with me...if he can put aside the politics of the situation.
You are a sad strange little man.
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You are a sad strange little man.
Maybe, but it ain't because I'd go balls deep in MO.
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Maybe, but it ain't because I'd go balls deep in MO.
No question I'd take her before any other first lady of my lifetime. Only one that comes close would have been Laura, but it's not that close.
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Maybe, but it ain't because I'd go balls deep in MO.
I'd prefer to go balls deep in California, personally. I'll take the gay state over the show me state.
No question I'd take her before any other first lady of my lifetime. Only one that comes close would have been Laura, but it's not that close.
Ida McKinley was smoking hot.
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I changed the channel....problem solved. Red Dawn was on and was better anyways.
Side note: I could have swore I saw a promo for the "Red Dawn" remake not too long ago.
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No question I'd take her before any other first lady of my lifetime. Only one that comes close would have been Laura, but it's not that close.
Bidens old lady ain't bad.
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Maybe, but it ain't because I'd go balls deep in MO.
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a giraffe!
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Yo, this motherfudgeer ain't one of us. He said he'd fudge a giraffe!
How tall is he?
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Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a giraffe!
Hey there, Mr. Science Guy
Don't spray that aerosol in my eye
For I don't really...
I don't really want to dieeeeeeee
I'm a noble rabbit.
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Hey there, Mr. Science Guy
Don't spray that aerosol in my eye
For I don't really...
I don't really want to dieeeeeeee
I'm a noble rabbit.
WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!
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WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!
Hey there. How you doing?