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Title: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 03:40:28 PM
and being far less than fabulous next week, I'll be touring tropical waters and islands aboard a big ass Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship.  No, it's not the shittastic Carnival, limp-yo-ass-back-to-port-we-done-shit-ourselves, cruise line.  Flying from the Hassee' to Meeyami then on to San Juan on Saturday. Set sail on Sunday and won't see San Juan again until the following Sunday.  Hitting St. Lucia, St. Croix, St. Elsewhere, St. Louis, St. Elmo's Fire, Antigua and all sorts of other little slices of paradise. 

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool.  Bought some good sunscreen because I don't want to get too tan in late February.  Plus, my liver has been begging to leave it at home.  Kind of like loading up your dog to take it to the vet.  They know!!!   
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: AUJarhead on February 20, 2013, 03:43:40 PM
You going to be spending any nights in Miami?
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Tarheel on February 20, 2013, 03:44:38 PM
and being far less than fabulous next week, I'll be touring tropical waters and islands aboard a big ass Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship.  No, it's not the shittastic Carnival, limp-yo-ass-back-to-port-we-done-shit-ourselves, cruise line.  Flying from the Hassee' to Meeyami then on to San Juan on Saturday. Set sail on Sunday and won't see San Juan again until the following Sunday.  Hitting St. Lucia, St. Croix, St. Elsewhere, St. Louis, St. Elmo's Fire, Antigua and all sorts of other little slices of paradise. 

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool.  Bought some good sunscreen because I don't want to get too tan in late February.  Plus, my liver has been begging to leave it at home.  Kind of like loading up your dog to take it to the vet.  They know!!!

I read something somewhere on teh ebays about some iceberg sightings in that area...be sure to get a cabin close to the lifeboats...
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 03:46:03 PM
You going to be spending any nights in Miami?

Would love to but sadly, no.  I hear that navigating that airport might be the most stressful part of the trip.  Never been to it.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 03:46:40 PM
I read something somewhere on teh ebays about some iceberg sightings in that area...be sure to get a cabin close to the lifeboats...

Well, if it's on teh ebays, it's gotta' be true.  Bon Jour
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 20, 2013, 03:47:50 PM
May your ship be the "Superdome of the Seas"

Also I think its bullshit to post about ones vacation.












I wait till I am on it and then post.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 03:54:26 PM
May your ship be the "Superdome of the Seas"

Also I think its bullshit to post about ones vacation.












I wait till I am on it and then post.

I think our ship is called the SS SuperKeen
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 20, 2013, 03:55:33 PM
Joke's on you!  It's going to be almost 60 by the weekend.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: GH2001 on February 20, 2013, 03:56:36 PM
Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool. 

Yeah, I got the one daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older girl, bless her soul, is preparing for her career. Last season she was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. She thinks that maybe next year, She'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: AUJarhead on February 20, 2013, 03:57:15 PM
Would love to but sadly, no.  I hear that navigating that airport might be the most stressful part of the trip.  Never been to it.

What airline you flying?  American isn't too bad.  There is one ghetto concourse, and that's E.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 20, 2013, 03:59:07 PM
Yeah, I got the one daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older girl, bless her soul, is preparing for her career. Last season she was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. She thinks that maybe next year, She'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: chinook on February 20, 2013, 04:05:35 PM
hey your balls will feel like years ago in the sac...covered with fine linen of boxer shorts.   you know in the jar with fluid.  they'll be swishing and swooshing with the wave motion.   

or you wife could use them for extra buoyancy in case the ship sinks.   

or just give them back and hook up with a bartender. 
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 20, 2013, 04:42:17 PM
I think our ship is called the SS SuperKeen

Look for me in the Captains chair then. 
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 04:48:01 PM
What airline you flying?  American isn't too bad.  There is one ghetto concourse, and that's E.

I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

 
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 20, 2013, 04:50:02 PM
I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

Sometimes that's a good thing...
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 05:07:26 PM
Sometimes that's a good thing...

Yep.  When a company will take care of any problems that might.....wait.....I see what you did there.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 20, 2013, 05:24:07 PM
I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

There rates are shit out of Dallas into either Atlanta or BHM, I hate flying American but they have the best rates into Atl. (Sometime Delta will) but 90% of the time its American.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2013, 05:29:08 PM
Another BIL story but I have one that's a SW pilot, so we'll occasionally get some stand-by passes, which have saved us mucho $$$ over the years.  We normally won't take chances if it's sho-nuff vacation.  But, if we visit them in Houston or something like that....send em' on.  Don't mind waiting a bit to save $1,000.00.  I'm good.  If this one's full, I'll just drink in the lounge until the next one.  Call me.

BTW, I'm not a frequent flyer so I've only been on 4 airlines in my lifetime. Delta, Southwest, United and American.  Just once each on the last two. 
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 20, 2013, 07:52:32 PM
I would gladly offer up my plane for you to at least get to Miami on but I do not have one so I won't.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: GH2001 on February 20, 2013, 09:02:37 PM
There rates are shit out of Dallas into either Atlanta or BHM, I hate flying American but they have the best rates into Atl. (Sometime Delta will) but 90% of the time its American.

My sw flight from Dallas to bhm last summer was pretty damn cheap I must admit. One way.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 21, 2013, 06:56:53 AM
and being far less than fabulous next week, I'll be touring tropical waters and islands aboard a big ass Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship.  No, it's not the shittastic Carnival, limp-yo-ass-back-to-port-we-done-shit-ourselves, cruise line.  Flying from the Hassee' to Meeyami then on to San Juan on Saturday. Set sail on Sunday and won't see San Juan again until the following Sunday.  Hitting St. Lucia, St. Croix, St. Elsewhere, St. Louis, St. Elmo's Fire, Antigua and all sorts of other little slices of paradise. 

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool.  Bought some good sunscreen because I don't want to get too tan in late February.  Plus, my liver has been begging to leave it at home.  Kind of like loading up your dog to take it to the vet.  They know!!!

I bet she has.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: AUJarhead on February 21, 2013, 08:12:15 AM
I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

If you're flying SW, you could always pay the extra 25 for early bird check in, and you'll most likely be A45 or better.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 21, 2013, 10:24:17 AM
My sw flight from Dallas to bhm last summer was pretty damn cheap I must admit. One way.

For A-day game weekend

 (Southwest) Dallas to BHM (RT)     $320.00
 (Southwest) Dallas to ATL            $250.00 (all with one stop somewhere)
   AA            Dallas to ATL            $239.00 (Delta was $216.00 earlier-I wished I had booked then.
   AA            Dallas to Columbus     $316.00  This plane as of this am is totally empty. ( I paid $187.00 back in Dec when I flew into columbus. 


I put my cut off date to book no later than 1st week of march.           
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: GH2001 on February 21, 2013, 12:31:27 PM
For A-day game weekend

 (Southwest) Dallas to BHM (RT)     $320.00
 (Southwest) Dallas to ATL            $250.00 (all with one stop somewhere)
   AA            Dallas to ATL            $239.00 (Delta was $216.00 earlier-I wished I had booked then.
   AA            Dallas to Columbus     $316.00  This plane as of this am is totally empty. ( I paid $187.00 back in Dec when I flew into columbus. 


I put my cut off date to book no later than 1st week of march.           

Just do the Columbus one. 

I guess I just got mine at the right time. It was last minute.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 21, 2013, 01:11:47 PM
Just do the Columbus one. 

I guess I just got mine at the right time. It was last minute.

I'd love too, there is flight that leaves Dallas 6:45pm 02/18 gets into Columbus 9:45. Last flight of the night.

The how fucking stupid are company's anyway?   The rent-a-car places closes at 9:30pm.

So I'll work something out
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 22, 2013, 10:03:07 AM
I bet she has.

Snags' wife was sharing some photographs of the young lady in question at our last meet and greet drink.

They were titillating...it was awkward when I started a rowdy game of pocket pool at the table.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2013, 10:25:42 AM
She's a pole dancer.


And she sings too.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2013, 10:41:26 AM
Snags' wife was sharing some photographs of the young lady in question at our last meet and greet drink.

They were titillating...it was awkward when I started a rowdy game of pocket pool at the table.

Because of her or the wife?  Both?
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2013, 11:06:54 AM
She's a pole dancer.


And she sings too.

show them that little move I taught you, porkchop
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
show them that little move I taught you, porkchop

Oh you....
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 22, 2013, 12:25:15 PM
Because of her or the wife?  Both?

Yes.

It should also be noted that Mrs. Snags brought me a sweet AU iron-work-wall-hangy-thingy.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2013, 12:35:25 PM
Yes.

It should also be noted that Mrs. Snags brought me a sweet AU iron-work-wall-hangy-thingy.
I have one of these in my closet too.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2013, 12:49:44 PM
Yes.

It should also be noted that Mrs. Snags brought me a sweet AU iron-work-wall-hangy-thingy.

Mrs. Snags? 


You bitch
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2013, 01:20:13 PM
Mrs. Snags? 


You bitch

Yea Weskie.  I think she is more like Mr. Snags.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: chinook on February 22, 2013, 01:21:23 PM
Yea Weskie.  I think she is more like Mr. Snags.

like with no balls?
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2013, 01:23:24 PM
like with no balls?

No, that's why she's mr Snags....She has da balls.  Well her and their tea bagging son.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2013, 01:25:59 PM
No, that's why she's mr Snags....She has da balls.  Well her and their tea bagging son.

Now that boy has a big ole nuttsack.  Can't get the Mrs. to admit who the real father is.  But, I love him anyway.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: wesfau2 on February 22, 2013, 01:37:21 PM
Mrs. Snags? 


You bitch

Did she or did she not carry it into the bar after we had already commenced drinking without her?

Ergo: she brought it to me.

Thanks to you for paying for it.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2013, 01:46:07 PM
Did she or did she not carry it into the bar after we had already commenced drinking without her?

Ergo: she brought it to me.

Thanks to you for paying for it.

I would be willing to bet that's not the first or last thing that he has/will pay for that will go to other men.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2013, 02:21:20 PM
I would be willing to bet that's not the first or last thing that he has/will pay for that will go to other men.

Just so long as mama's happy.
Title: Re: While You Beeshes Are Freezing....
Post by: Saniflush on February 22, 2013, 02:37:39 PM
Just so long as mama's happy.

Oh she is....I mean, yea.