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Title: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 15, 2013, 03:20:33 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/worst-vacation-ever-continues-cruise-ships-bus-ride-143021525.html

As a final indignity perpetrated on the passengers of the disabled Triumph cruise ship after it reached port last night, a bus ferrying tired and disheveled tourists back to their homes broke down halfway to New Orleans this morning.

Following four days trapped aboard a "floating petri dish" without power, air conditioning, or fresh water, the Carnival Cruise Line passengers finally made it back to land on Thursday night, except they ended up in Mobile, Alabama — about 500 miles away from the trip's starting point in Galveston, Texas.

So the passengers disembarked around 1:00 a.m., and many of them boarded buses to return to Galveston. (After sharing their stories with CNN, of course.) Anna Werner of CBS News reports that at least one of the buses in the caravan broke down on the way to New Orleans, stranding the unlucky riders yet again. Hopefully, they were able to have a good laugh about a rather fitting end to their worst vacation ever.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 15, 2013, 03:23:56 PM
That whole ordeal must have been horrifying.  Trapped in a foxhole with only a sidearm...no, wait.  Stuck in the ice trying to decide whether or not to eat their friends...no, not it either.

Remind me again just what horrors these folks went through?
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 03:27:18 PM
They began disembarking around 10:30 pm last night.

That whole ordeal must have been horrifying.  Trapped in a foxhole with only a sidearm...no, wait.  Stuck in the ice trying to decide whether or not to eat their friends...no, not it either.

Remind me again just what horrors these folks went through?

No AC, not running water, had to shit in plastic bags (ugghh, no where to dig a hole), other than that, they got a refund plus a discounted future cruise. And, they got to see the Alabama port with all of the niceties that Alabama has to offer. Like low fucking wages and cheap hotel rooms. Room service without clothing and the smell of burning green and white liquor.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 03:31:26 PM
That whole ordeal must have been horrifying.  Trapped in a foxhole with only a sidearm...no, wait.  Stuck in the ice trying to decide whether or not to eat their friends...no, not it either.

Remind me again just what horrors these folks went through?

Can't you read?  There was no fresh water.  They were forced to drink rum and pineapple juice for 4 days.  One poor man was forced to mix his Maker's Mark with luke warm delicious coke product.  Damn, you are one insensitive bastard. 
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 15, 2013, 03:39:38 PM
That whole ordeal must have been horrifying.  Trapped in a foxhole with only a sidearm...no, wait.  Stuck in the ice trying to decide whether or not to eat their friends...no, not it either.

Remind me again just what horrors these folks went through?

In todays world what they went through would be consider tough.

I would look at it as extra vacation with a free trip later on. But then again I have craped in places that my crap made the place better.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 15, 2013, 03:58:48 PM
Boo fucking hoo.  Tired of hearing about it already.  Move on to the next tragedy please.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 04:00:17 PM
Boo fucking hoo.  Tired of hearing about it already.  Move on to the next tragedy please.

What if like....the Russian meteor....like...hit the cruise ship? 
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: CCTAU on February 15, 2013, 04:06:47 PM
I did laugh when I heard one of the buses had broken down.

Like I told someone earlier, most people's lives are so dull that they never have anything to tell about their life. These people now have a story to tell for the rest of their lives.

If they are smart, they'll make fun of it all and have a laugh about it.

Or as half of this board is salivating about...SUE!
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 15, 2013, 04:16:41 PM
What if like....the Russian meteor....like...hit the cruise ship?

I think that is what happened and our government doesn't want us to know about it.  They knew it was coming and didn't do anything to warn anyone so they could use this tragedy to cram regulation legislation down our throat.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 04:25:41 PM
I think that is what happened and our government doesn't want us to know about it.  They knew it was coming and didn't do anything to warn anyone so they could use this tragedy to cram regulation legislation down our throat.

Listen here, bottomfee.....wait...I mean, yeah.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 04:57:01 PM
I think that is what happened and our government doesn't want us to know about it.  They knew it was coming and didn't do anything to warn anyone so they could use this tragedy to cram regulation fify and legislation down our throats.

I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 15, 2013, 07:17:41 PM
These whining pussies wouldn't last 3 hours on an Aircraft Carrier.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 07:27:11 PM
Well, Mobile looked good while the corporate whore (Carnival) looked like shit.

http://blog.al.com/live/2013/02/carnival_triumph_passengers_wh.html

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Rusty Adkins and the rest of his family arrived in Mobile on Thursday morning, and Adkins couldn't say enough about how well they were treated by convention center employees, police and other Mobilians while waiting for the ship to arrive.

"They've done won a Yankee's heart," he said. "They provided refreshments, coffee, and hot food. They did exceptional. They were keeping us more informed than Carnival was. "

Adkins added that a police officer personally escorted him to the port and showed him where to park.

"He was such a gentleman," Adkins said.

Adkins was so impressed with the Port City's talent for giving folks the royal treatment that he just may become a regular visitor.

"I plan on coming back to the city just to be here," he said. "It's a nice city. They've been very sweet to us."
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: oldautiger on February 16, 2013, 11:15:56 AM
These whining pussies wouldn't last 3 hours on an Aircraft Carrier.
About an hour on a tin can, no AC, no Lobster, small hard to get around in and the same fucking movie for about two weeks.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 16, 2013, 11:27:25 AM
About an hour on a tin can, no AC, no Lobster, small hard to get around in and the same fucking movie for about two weeks.
Building the son of a bitches isn't fun either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGykzxgS1TE
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: oldautiger on February 16, 2013, 12:19:53 PM
Building the son of a bitches isn't fun either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGykzxgS1TE
Dat way too modern when I wuz in.  This is my tub
http://www.patriotspoint.org/explore_museum/uss_laffey/
Last of her type.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 16, 2013, 01:37:23 PM
Dat way too modern when I wuz in.  This is my tub
http://www.patriotspoint.org/explore_museum/uss_laffey/
Last of her type.

Actually, that build is better than the LCS2 because the LCS2 hasn't done shit. It has yet to go on a mission anywhere. Poor engineering, design and manufacturing. They're still trying to work out the kinks. China has us beat on this one so far. I don't mess with 'em anymore, last thing I did was emulation for General Dynamics.

I had to carry things around my neck for a while.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: oldautiger on February 16, 2013, 02:58:39 PM
Actually, that build is better than the LCS2 because the LCS2 hasn't done shit. It has yet to go on a mission anywhere. Poor engineering, design and manufacturing. They're still trying to work out the kinks. China has us beat on this one so far. I don't mess with 'em anymore, last thing I did was emulation for General Dynamics.

I had to carry things around my neck for a while.
Those old Sumner class tin cans were tough as shit,
Laffey took part at Normandy during DDay and caught living Hell at Okinawa later on (Laffey survived despite being badly damaged by four bombs, six kamikaze crashes, and strafing fire that killed 32 and wounded 71), then made it back to Pearl Harbor on her own power.  One tough mofo
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 16, 2013, 06:47:50 PM
Dat way too modern when I wuz in.  This is my tub
http://www.patriotspoint.org/explore_museum/uss_laffey/
Last of her type.
I love the look of those old tin cans. I served a lot of time on Spruance and Arleigh Burke Class destroyers, and loved every minute of it, but I would have given anything to go to sea on a WWII destroyer or a battleship.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: CCTAU on February 17, 2013, 12:43:39 AM
Screw you guys. Building them damn submarines is the hardest job I ever had. Eight hous underwater every day. Shit got old I tell ya!
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: oldautiger on February 17, 2013, 02:47:02 PM
I love the look of those old tin cans. I served a lot of time on Spruance and Arleigh Burke Class destroyers, and loved every minute of it, but I would have given anything to go to sea on a WWII destroyer or a battleship.
The old Sumner and Fletcher classes were the best, our tin can would rock 'n roll tied up in port.  Our skipper had sailed into Mobile with Farragut, been there done that.  A REAL sailor.
Screw you guys. Building them damn submarines is the hardest job I ever had. Eight hous underwater every day. Shit got old I tell ya!
To get me in one of them subs, I would have to be in the Magic Kingdom.  Living in a tube under water I would go ape shit
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2013, 05:54:57 PM
While you guys were out protecting our country, I was patrolling the homeland, in case they stormed the beaches at Panama City, FLA, in one of these babies. It wasn't always safe or easy. One too many Milwaukee Best Lights and your ass is wet in one of these.

I also helped to take care of your women while you were gone. Thanks guys!
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 17, 2013, 08:23:50 PM
I also helped to take care of your women while you were gone. Thanks guys!
The joke's on you, pal. Mine carried a souvenir I picked up during a port visit to Pataya Beach. You're welcome!
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: oldautiger on February 17, 2013, 10:53:58 PM
While you guys were out protecting our country, I was patrolling the homeland, in case they stormed the beaches at Panama City, FLA, in one of these babies. It wasn't always safe or easy. One too many Milwaukee Best Lights and your ass is wet in one of these.

I also helped to take care of your women while you were gone. Thanks guys!
Draft dodger
Didn't take care of my woman, she sent a "Dear John" letter. I told her to fuck off & I joined the navy and fucked the world, or tried to anyway
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Saniflush on February 18, 2013, 07:03:15 AM
These whining pussies wouldn't last 3 hours on an Aircraft Carrier.

<stands up>

<looks around>

<shakes head>

<sits back down>
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Godfather on February 18, 2013, 09:40:11 AM
<stands up>

<looks around>

<shakes head>

<sits back down>

Hey...it was tough work all those brown holes to stir...and then the women.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 18, 2013, 07:10:17 PM
Hey...it was tough work all those brown holes to stir...and then the women.
What happens on deployment stays on deployment.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 18, 2013, 07:17:35 PM
Hey, I lasted more three hours on a 900+ foot Roll-on, Roll-off. More like three months, while it was docked at BAE Systems.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USNS_Sisler_(T-AKR-311)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Sisler_%28T-AKR-311%29.jpg)

This one too, hell there have been many I have worked on at one time or another.

http://www.msc.navy.mil/inventory/ships.asp?ship=170

Nav systems.
Title: Re: Just when you think it can't get any worst
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 19, 2013, 01:41:25 PM
What happens on deployment stays on deployment.

You betcha. #winning :gig: #winning :gig: