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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: bottomfeeder on February 09, 2013, 09:46:53 PM

Title: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 09, 2013, 09:46:53 PM
It's not our fault the SOB decided to off himself. :taunt:
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: The Six on February 09, 2013, 09:58:57 PM
Uhm...what?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 09, 2013, 10:08:06 PM
Who???
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 09, 2013, 10:15:07 PM
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Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AWK on February 09, 2013, 10:26:22 PM
I'm confused.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 09, 2013, 10:56:13 PM
I'm not confused. I'm busy reading. Did you say something?

Quote
Human Auditory System Response To Modulated Electromagnetic Energy

ALLAN H. FREY

General Electric Advanced Electronics Center Cornell University Ithaca, New York

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_mindcon30b.htm#FREYP
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 09, 2013, 11:06:59 PM
I'm confused.
No, you're not.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: DnATL on February 10, 2013, 07:16:53 AM
That exchange yesterday was right up there with GF's very special Easter message from about five years ago
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: RWS on February 10, 2013, 10:56:00 AM
This thread is as fucked up as a football bat.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2013, 11:19:33 AM
This thread is as useless as non-buttered popcorn.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 10, 2013, 11:27:54 AM
https://www.facebook.com/OlderIsBetter
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Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Jumbo on February 10, 2013, 02:58:53 PM
Ummm.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 10, 2013, 03:19:56 PM
Watch dog bark. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUJarhead on February 10, 2013, 05:03:19 PM
If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be doing time.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 10, 2013, 06:17:43 PM
Watch dog bark. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord.
This is beautimous man. You are a poet and I didn't know it.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2013, 06:19:38 PM
Watch dog bark. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord.

Ring his neck?  What the heck!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 10, 2013, 08:01:09 PM
This is beautimous man. You are a poet and I didn't know it.
My feet know it, 'cause theys Longfellows.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: The Prowler on February 10, 2013, 08:15:23 PM
So, who ”offed” themself?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 11, 2013, 12:05:04 AM
So, who ”offed” themself?
Chances are we'll never know.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Token on February 11, 2013, 10:38:00 AM
Chances are we'll never know.

I wish you would.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 11, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
LOLz. :haha:
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: CCTAU on February 11, 2013, 10:43:10 AM
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Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 11, 2013, 11:11:06 AM
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4625371444806647&pid=15.1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wef58Y0-0WU
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 11, 2013, 11:15:45 AM
CHARLIE DON'T SURF!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 11, 2013, 02:47:52 PM
What the hell is everyone talking about?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 11, 2013, 02:49:46 PM
What the hell is everyone talking about?

Your mom.  Didn't I see where she joined?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 11, 2013, 02:55:32 PM
Your mom.  Didn't I see where she joined?

LMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xDW1Xp67rM
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 11, 2013, 03:18:04 PM
Don't you call me a hillbilly...unless you want a visit from me and my buddy Paul in the middle of the night!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: RWS on February 11, 2013, 03:41:05 PM
This is going to end horribly....
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 11, 2013, 03:57:23 PM
This is going to end horribly....

It already has.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 11, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
I promised the Good Lord that I'd stay out of this. That being said, I have to correct one thing, and to do that I have to ask this ghost a question. Shouldn't you be hanging out with Shane instead of Paaaaawwwwl?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: DnATL on February 11, 2013, 08:07:30 PM
I promised the Good Lord that I'd stay out of this. That being said, I have to correct one thing, and to do that I have to ask this ghost a question. Shouldn't you be hanging out with Shane instead of Paaaaawwwwl?
Unless this ghost likes to stand behind Demi Paaaawl and reach-around to the microphone - someone adept with the photoshops should get on that sharpish
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 11, 2013, 08:42:36 PM
I promised the Good Lord that I'd stay out of this. That being said, I have to correct one thing, and to do that I have to ask this ghost a question. Shouldn't you be hanging out with Shane instead of Paaaaawwwwl?

I'm disappointed...
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 11, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
I promised the Good Lord that I'd stay out of this. That being said, I have to correct one thing, and to do that I have to ask this ghost a question. Shouldn't you be hanging out with Shane instead of Paaaaawwwwl?

Oh Shane's here too, but I can't understand what he says through that voice box.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: JR4AU on February 11, 2013, 08:48:13 PM
I see lots of potential here!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUownsU on February 11, 2013, 08:59:50 PM
Oh Shane's here too, but I can't understand what he says through that voice box.
I'm sure the bahr's nutsack resting in his mouth probably muffles his words as well. Btw, look on the other side of bahr's nuts and see if you can spot a douche canoe named Pat Dye's Liver. I know that POS is down there roasting as well. Anyway tell him his old friend Sabear Hunter from years ago on AL.com says  :fu: hope its toasty.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 11, 2013, 09:22:46 PM
I'm disappointed...
I know, but a promise is a promise. Now Shane, on the other hand, is a completely different story. Maybe this ghost will ask him how he's liked the presents I've left him. I'd ask him myself, but my Ouija board crapped out on me. I kept getting the spirit of some drunken asshole who kept asking me if I had any Chesterfield cigarettes on me. I got tired of it, and threw the fucking thing in the trash.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 11, 2013, 09:27:38 PM
I know, but a promise is a promise. Now Shane, on the other hand, is a completely different story. Maybe this ghost will ask him how he's liked the presents I've left him. I'd ask him myself, but my Ouija board crapped out on me. I kept getting the spirit of some drunken asshole who kept asking me if I had any Chesterfield cigarettes on me. I got tired of it, and threw the fucking thing in the trash.
:rofl: I never make promises to myself. Hey Big Man, let me hold a Chesterfield.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 11, 2013, 09:35:05 PM
I'm sure the bahr's nutsack resting in his mouth probably muffles his words as well. Btw, look on the other side of bahr's nuts and see if you can spot a douche canoe named Pat Dye's Liver. I know that POS is down there roasting as well. Anyway tell him his old friend Sabear Hunter from years ago on AL.com says  :fu: hope its toasty.

Ha!  I knew him.  Love him or hate him his trolls were masterful and he would have people pissed off within two or three post. 
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUownsU on February 12, 2013, 06:42:32 PM
Ha!  I knew him.  Love him or hate him his trolls were masterful and he would have people pissed off within two or three post.
Personally? If so how many times did you punch the fucker out over the course of his existence? Seriously posted some of the most vile shit about Auburn the internet has ever seen. Shane of the internet.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
And his mom wants us to respect him in his death? Fuck her and her ilk. Not a CHANCE IN HELL!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 12, 2013, 07:44:08 PM
I'm sure the bahr's nutsack resting in his mouth probably muffles his words as well. Btw, look on the other side of bahr's nuts and see if you can spot a douche canoe named Pat Dye's Liver. I know that POS is down there roasting as well. Anyway tell him his old friend Sabear Hunter from years ago on AL.com says  :fu: hope its toasty.
I bet the asshole that went by PCbama is down there as well. His passing was another gift to the world from the fine folks at the Phillip Morris Tobacco Company. This spinchter canker was a BFF of bamaperry.

I wonder if Hades has a houndstooth wing?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 12, 2013, 10:00:05 PM
Personally? If so how many times did you punch the fucker out over the course of his existence? Seriously posted some of the most vile shit about Auburn the internet has ever seen. Shane of the internet.

He was a troll on the Internet and a decent guy IRL.  Had his demons and a rough time with personal family issues.  He trolled people to escape it all for a bit.  Judging by your post it worked.  In the end it didn't matter though.  He couldn't escape them.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 12, 2013, 10:01:25 PM
I bet the asshole that went by PCbama is down there as well. His passing was another gift to the world from the fine folks at the Phillip Morris Tobacco Company. This spinchter canker was a BFF of bamaperry.

I wonder if Hades has a houndstooth wing?

Wait, PCchamp was outed as a bammer or there was someone who was actually PCbama?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUownsU on February 13, 2013, 01:01:59 PM
He was a troll on the Internet and a decent guy IRL.  Had his demons and a rough time with personal family issues.  He trolled people to escape it all for a bit.  Judging by your post it worked.  In the end it didn't matter though.  He couldn't escape them.
Wait so you are saying harveys are different in real life than they are on the web? Shit man next thing I know your gonna tell me all the bammers I've ran across that condemned updyke's actions really giggled about it to their other uat friends.

On a side note, I imagine the uat wing in hades is called the Cam Newton Highlight Vault. In said vault 12 hours of Cam Newton highlights are played continuosly followed by 12 hours of Cam Newton running around their stadium with his hand over his mouth only to pause, point at his dad, give him a wink and smile, and follow it up with his superman pose. All the while the damned updyke souls are getting the dead branches off our oaks crammed up their asses continuous basis. Maybe we can get our resident ghost to confirm?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 13, 2013, 01:24:52 PM
Wait so you are saying harveys are different in real life than they are on the web? Shit man next thing I know your gonna tell me all the bammers I've ran across that condemned updyke's actions really giggled about it to their other uat friends.

On a side note, I imagine the uat wing in hades is called the Cam Newton Highlight Vault. In said vault 12 hours of Cam Newton highlights are played continuosly followed by 12 hours of Cam Newton running around their stadium with his hand over his mouth only to pause, point at his dad, give him a wink and smile, and follow it up with his superman pose. All the while the damned updyke souls are getting the dead branches off our oaks crammed up their asses continuous basis. Maybe we can get our resident ghost to confirm?

Nope, not saying that at all.  Most are typical updykes, very few aren't.  He liked in his own words "almost all you boogs".  He even had a masters from Auburn.  He also was the infamous WhoLeeOh on Tiger Droppings.

Forget Cam Newton highlights, they are having to watch the 2010 IB on continuous repeat.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUownsU on February 13, 2013, 01:39:27 PM
Nope, not saying that at all.  Most are typical updykes, very few aren't.  He liked in his own words "almost all you boogs".  He even had a masters from Auburn.  He also was the infamous WhoLeeOh on Tiger Droppings.

Forget Cam Newton highlights, they are having to watch the 2010 IB on continuous repeat.
Damn it man. You are making it hard for me to continue my hatred of this guy. Seriously, sorry someone you knew kicked out early man. He was a King Troll. Thats a compliment.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 13, 2013, 01:43:06 PM
Damn it man. You are making it hard for me to continue my hatred of this guy. Seriously, sorry someone you knew kicked out early man. He was a King Troll. Thats a compliment.

Oh, continue your hatred.  He wouldn't want it any other way and I often giggle to myself and think "Auburn was the last team he saw win a national championship".   He would get a kick out of it.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: RWS on February 13, 2013, 02:19:38 PM
Random video that makes no sense
Why can't you just be normal?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 13, 2013, 02:24:36 PM
Wait so you are saying harveys are different in real life than they are on the web? shoot man next thing I know your gonna tell me all the bammers I've ran across that condemned updyke's actions really giggled about it to their other uat friends.

On a side note, I imagine the uat wing in hades is called the Cam Newton Highlight Vault. In said vault 12 hours of Cam Newton highlights are played continuosly followed by 12 hours of Cam Newton running around their stadium with his hand over his mouth only to pause, point at his dad, give him a wink and smile, and follow it up with his superman pose. All the while the damned updyke souls are getting the dead branches off our oaks crammed up their asses continuous basis. Maybe we can get our resident ghost to confirm?
It's not like that at all.  It's actually kind of cozy to be honest.  I have many friends here and we have almost learned the words to the fight song.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 13, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
Oh, and Pell City...Shane says hey!
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2013, 02:39:20 PM
Two shows daily folks.

Remember the nine o'clock show is different from the 7 o'clock show.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Chances Ghost on February 13, 2013, 02:49:21 PM
Two shows daily folks.

Remember the nine o'clock show is different from the 7 o'clock show.

The only shows here are reruns of Laverne and Shirley.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2013, 02:52:50 PM
The only shows here are reruns of Laverne and Shirley.

That sounds pretty dead.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2013, 03:03:02 PM
That sounds pretty dead.

Although, in her day, that Shirley was hot as hell.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2013, 03:13:53 PM
Although, in her day, that Shirley was hot as hell.

They can't see us cause we're in the spirit world asshole.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 13, 2013, 03:18:34 PM
Although, in her day, that Shirley was hot as hell.

Laverene was the one that put out though. 
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
They can't see us cause we're in the spirit world asshole.

So that's why they ain't killin' us.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 13, 2013, 03:41:25 PM
Although, in her day, that Shirley was hot as hell.

This man knows.  She had that schoolmarm look about her...
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
So that's why they ain't killin' us.

Hey dawg, you see the size of that chicken?
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2013, 04:06:01 PM
Hey dawg, you see the size of that chicken?

Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Godfather on February 13, 2013, 05:13:16 PM
Reap it
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 14, 2013, 10:35:38 AM
Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2013, 10:39:18 AM
You're the bandit that eats children and old people.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: Saniflush on February 14, 2013, 10:41:15 AM
PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass.
Title: Re: Faultless
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 14, 2013, 10:48:10 AM
If they catch us, were gonna hang, but there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.