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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on January 24, 2013, 09:15:03 PM
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Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.
Oh, he was naked at the time.
The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.
Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.
As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.
As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating. He then ran into the couple’s son’s room and rubbed the boy’s clothing over his face.
When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke – but was not making any sense.
Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody.
Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.
Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and put under observation while doctors tried to figure out what he was on.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/01/24/naked-man-poops-goes-on-rampage-inside-home/
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:kimclap:
If you're gonna go crazy, you might as well go all the way. Destruction, defecation, and masturbation...that's hitting for the bath salt crazy cycle there.
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:kimclap:
If you're gonna go crazy, you might as well go all the way. Destruction, defecation, and masturbation...that's hitting for the bath salt crazy cycle there.
With a hint of pedophilia.
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Too bad the wife missed, she needs to practice more.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EBGBW-xAvw&feature=player_embedded
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(http://www.opposingviews.com/sites/opposingviews.com/files/imagecache/300x250/featured_image/GBruni.png)
DUDE!!
I think he's a crackhead that done got hold of tha wrong stuff!
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Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.
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I just thought it was another of vv's weekend escapades.
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I'm glad they're not so serious about minor stuff like that around here. The dude was just trying to have some fun and people want shoot at him. And everything.
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The more I think about this, the madder that I get. Did the homeowner have signs posted specifically stating that naked men were not allowed on top of his house? I doubt it. Did they specifically tell the guy to not enter their home or not masturbate in their den? Doubtful.
I would sue the homeowner dudes pants off. They are buzz killers, that's all.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
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The more I think about this, the madder that I get. Did the homeowner have signs posted specifically stating that naked men were not allowed on top of his house? I doubt it. Did they specifically tell the guy to not enter their home or not masturbate in their den? Doubtful.
I would sue the homeowner dudes pants off. They are buzz killers, that's all.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
What's the world coming to when you can't masturbate where you damn well please? Fuck gay rights...I want my masturbatory rights!
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What's the world coming to when you can't masturbate where you damn well please? Fuck gay rights...I want my masturbatory rights!
and I want to shit wherever the hell I please. It's covered in the "pursuit of happiness" clause of the constitution.
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What's the world coming to when you can't masturbate where you damn well please? Fuck gay rights...I want my masturbatory rights!
and I want to shit wherever the hell I please. It's covered in the "pursuit of happiness" clause of the constitution.
These last two guys obviously want obama to sign the Masturbation Defecation Proclamation
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and I want to shit wherever the hell I please. It's covered in the "pursuit of happiness" clause of the constitution.
To Shane! :bar: