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Title: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 19, 2013, 02:10:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrY2PS4qSs
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Jumbo on January 19, 2013, 02:18:42 PM
Shit.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: AWK on January 19, 2013, 04:42:18 PM
I would have shit myself, and would be in an alcohol induced afterwards.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 19, 2013, 05:38:21 PM
Now why would someone wish to kill the leader of the Turkish Party? Because he is not Bulgarian. It's like have a Muslim leader in the White House...oh wait.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 19, 2013, 08:02:34 PM
The guy must have had one of those cheap assed Taurus pistols. Next time, shell out the extra $100 and get something more reliable, dickhead.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 19, 2013, 08:16:11 PM
The guy must have had one of those cheap assed Taurus pistols. Next time, shell out the extra $100 and get something more reliable, dickhead.

I though it looked like he forgot to chamber the first round. Although, the Taurus angle could be true.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY shoot
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 19, 2013, 09:53:22 PM
The guy must have had one of those cheap assed Taurus pistols. Next time, shell out the extra $100 and get something more reliable, richardhead.

Taurus isn't bad.  Now Hi-Point is the cheap stuff.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: CCTAU on January 19, 2013, 10:18:59 PM
Bitch. I'll put my Tauruses up against any of you any time.


Unless you are better.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 19, 2013, 11:55:04 PM
In the US, he would walk simply because he toted a whupping by the law enforcement types.  The ACLU would be all up in that.

But i am guessing that in whatever former Soviet bloc country that was, he is in a gulag and will never make it to trial. 
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: wesfau2 on January 20, 2013, 09:29:21 AM
In the US, he would walk simply because he toted a whupping by the law enforcement types.  The ACLU would be all up in that.


For a smart person, you say some stupid things sometimes.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bgreene on January 20, 2013, 02:30:44 PM
The guy must have had one of those cheap assed Taurus pistols. Next time, shell out the extra $100 and get something more reliable, dickhead.

Probably a Highpoint....
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: djsimp on January 20, 2013, 05:20:16 PM
Probably a Highpoint....

I love it when you post. That avatar is hawt!
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2013, 06:29:55 PM
For a smart person, you say some stupid things sometimes.

Why?  Yes, that was some hyperbole, but I guarantee that there would at least be some outcry and discussion and protesting about the poor gunman and how all those random people kept trying to kick him and beat him and the cops were letting it happen and even joining in. 
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 20, 2013, 07:36:35 PM
Glock and Colt. Of course Beretta is nice.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: jmar on January 20, 2013, 11:04:24 PM
He has to know he isn't going to win a firefight or just waltz out of there anyway.
Snub nosed revolver won't fail, even a cheapo off-brand.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bgreene on January 20, 2013, 11:27:43 PM
One would think that if you are going to go all out, then you should probably make sure that you have chambered a round.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 20, 2013, 11:37:17 PM
He has to know he isn't going to win a firefight or just waltz out of there anyway.
Snub nosed revolver won't fail, even a cheapo off-brand.
Well, he really should have used a .45 caliber grease gun.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tarheel on January 21, 2013, 10:33:18 AM
In the US, he would walk simply because he toted a whupping by the law enforcement types.  The ACLU would be all up in that.

But i am guessing that in whatever former Soviet bloc country that was, he is in a gulag and will never make it to trial.

Probably not.  Don't forget the first rule of assassinations (or attempts) and that is: kill the assassin.  I guess the second rule is make sure to use a reliable method in the actual assassination.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 21, 2013, 10:48:57 AM
I think he was a liberal assassin because he couldn't carry out the mission. Liberals and guns don't mix well.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 21, 2013, 08:16:55 PM
The intarwebz news sites are saying that he will not be charged with any attempt to kill, as the gun was apparently a gas pistol loaded with pepper spray.

Also, prosecutors are contemplating bringing charges against the people who were kicking and hitting him.   :taunt:
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 21, 2013, 09:48:20 PM
The intarwebz news sites are saying that he will not be charged with any attempt to kill, as the gun was apparently a gas pistol loaded with pepper spray.

Also, prosecutors are contemplating bringing charges against the people who were kicking and hitting him.   :taunt:

Wes, please apologize to TW. 
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2013, 09:53:42 PM
Wes, please apologize to TW.

 :cool:
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: wesfau2 on January 22, 2013, 08:06:54 AM
Wes, please apologize to TW.

NevAr.

Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Godfather on January 22, 2013, 10:06:10 AM
There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: wesfau2 on January 22, 2013, 10:41:31 AM
There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

Extra loud blanks?  What for?  In case we have to deafen them to death?
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Godfather on January 22, 2013, 10:46:40 AM
Extra loud blanks?  What for?  In case we have to deafen them to death?
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: wesfau2 on January 22, 2013, 10:54:11 AM
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

I know a lot of tits, guv'nor, but I don't know any tits as stupid as these two.  Hello...Tyrone you fat stupid bastard.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 22, 2013, 11:45:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_tl_b-bFs
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 22, 2013, 11:52:08 AM
NevAr.

I would have been disappointed if you did, darlin'.  Your consistency gives me comfort.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: wesfau2 on January 22, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
I would have been disappointed if you did, darlin'.  Your consistency gives me comfort.

I'm not apologizing because I'm not wrong.

Your silly hypo about what would happen in America is not proven correct because of the actions taken in whatever backwater this was.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 22, 2013, 11:58:40 AM
I'm not apologizing because I'm not wrong.

Your silly hypo about what would happen in America is not proven correct because of the actions taken in whatever backwater this was.

It was Ukraine.  And the fact that it happened there makes me even more confident that some form of the exact same response would happen in the US.  No, you can't guarantee - but given the mindset of the libberal element in this country, I think it would be more likely than not.
Title: Re: Failed Assassination Attempt HOLY SHIT
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 22, 2013, 05:18:09 PM
It was Ukraine.  And the fact that it happened there makes me even more confident that some form of the exact same response would happen in the US.  No, you can't guarantee - but given the mindset of the libberal element in this country, I think it would be more likely than not.

"The Nervous Hospital is watching you."