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Title: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2013, 12:41:22 PM
It's being reported on the twats. 

Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 16, 2013, 12:52:20 PM
Not only the twats, but the entire interwebz.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 16, 2013, 01:03:29 PM
I don’t know why he would make that move, leaving the money that is Nike and I think he is only one or two years away from winning it all at the college level.

But going to philly?   :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:  Shit hole of a town.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2013, 01:19:05 PM
I think Oregon's about to get banhammered. 
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2013, 01:26:50 PM
Our top story comes from the NFL where today, Michael Vick passed away from blunt force trauma after repeatedly being crushed by numerous defensive players for the Baltimore Ravens while attempting to run new coach, Chip Kelly's offense.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Six on January 16, 2013, 01:36:11 PM
Our top story comes from the NFL where today, Michael Vick passed away from blunt force trauma after repeatedly being crushed by numerous defensive players for the Baltimore Ravens while attempting to run new coach, Chip Kelly's offense.

How's that any different than a normal Sunday for him? Or Clint Moseley?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2013, 01:38:05 PM
How's that any different than a normal Sunday for him? Or Clint Moseley?

Pfffft...it's a penalty to hit someone who's been balled up in the fetal position for more than 3 seconds.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 16, 2013, 01:42:22 PM
Our top story comes from the NFL where today, Michael Vick passed away from blunt force trauma after repeatedly being crushed by numerous defensive players for the Baltimore Ravens while attempting to run new coach, Chip Kelly's offense.

Its a dog eat dog world sometimes.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 16, 2013, 01:43:00 PM
Pfffft...it's a penalty to hit someone who's been balled up in the fetal position for more than 3 seconds.

Why bring Jake into this?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2013, 01:53:11 PM
Why bring Jake into this?

On the other hand, if Jake arrives after 3 seconds and touches him, does he get credit for a solo tackle?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 16, 2013, 02:24:15 PM
On the other hand, if Jake arrives after 3 seconds and touches him, does he get credit for a solo tackle?

Jake Holland StatsDEFENSE Stats:
 
YEAR TEAM TOT SOLO AST
2012 AUB    62      29   33
2011 AUB    43      26   17
2010 AUB    12       7     5

29 Solo??? They must be counting practices and A-day from last year.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: JR4AU on January 16, 2013, 02:41:56 PM
Jake Holland StatsDEFENSE Stats:
 
YEAR TEAM TOT SOLO AST
2012 AUB    62      29   33
2011 AUB    43      26   17
2010 AUB    12       7     5

29 Solo??? They must be counting practices and A-day from last year.

Opposing teams got lots of snaps vs AU.  I don't think 75 or so was uncommon.  Seems pretty logical to me that 2 and a half times a game he'd accidentally wander aimlessly in to the the path of a ball carrier, unwittingly bump in to him, and knock him down. 

I do vividly remember one completely solo tackle vs Clemson where he waited on the ball carrier to burst through the line of scrimmage, then caught him, and fell backwards with the runner on top of him for a 6 yard gain that should have been stopped at the line of scrimmage.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 16, 2013, 02:46:41 PM
Opposing teams got lots of snaps vs AU.  I don't think 75 or so was uncommon.  Seems pretty logical to me that 2 and a half times a game he'd accidentally wander aimlessly in to the the path of a ball carrier, unwittingly bump in to him, and knock him down. 

I do vividly remember one completely solo tackle vs Clemson where he waited on the ball carrier to burst through the line of scrimmage, then caught him, and fell backwards with the runner on top of him for a 6 yard gain that should have been stopped at the line of scrimmage.

This must have been early in the game? As with all games by the 3rd to 4th qtr I was either hammered or had turned it off.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2013, 03:02:11 PM
Opposing teams got lots of snaps vs AU.  I don't think 75 or so was uncommon.  Seems pretty logical to me that 2 and a half times a game he'd accidentally wander aimlessly in to the the path of a ball carrier, unwittingly bump in to him, and knock him down. 

I do vividly remember one completely solo tackle vs Clemson where he waited on the ball carrier to burst through the line of scrimmage, then caught him, and fell backwards with the runner on top of him for a 6 yard gain that should have been stopped at the line of scrimmage.

Don't forget that we looked like hall of famers when we played Louisiana Sisterhood of the Blind and Slow, New Mexican Hot Dog Burrito Technical Institute, and Black People Are Always Accepted College of Alabama. 

I'm sure he had at least 10-15 in those three games alone. 
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on January 16, 2013, 11:38:18 PM
I think Oregon's about to get banhammered.
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Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2013, 01:00:55 AM
Fuck Chip Kelly. He and the shitheads in Philly deserve each other.  I hope he gets frostbite on his dick.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2013, 08:49:00 AM
Fuck Chip Kelly. He and the shitheads in Philly deserve each other.  I hope he gets frostbite on his dick.

I didn't think ducks had dicks.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Godfather on January 17, 2013, 10:04:54 AM
Fuck Chip Kelly. He and the shitheads in Philly deserve each other.  I hope he gets frostbite on his dick.
Lets talk about this latent anger you seem to have against Kelly and Philadelphia.  Would you say it began at an early age?  Let's talk about your father.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: noxin on January 17, 2013, 10:41:35 AM
Chip getting out before news breaks that he bought recruiting evaluations from Teo's girlfriend
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2013, 11:24:15 AM
Lets talk about this latent anger you seem to have against Kelly and Philadelphia.  Would you say it began at an early age?  Let's talk about your father.

I have a neighbor who is a Philly fan.  Willy from Philly.  And he is the epitome of the stereotypical Philly fan.  Even when he is not watching the Iggles.

I don't have to make any further explanation.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Godfather on January 17, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
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Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on January 17, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 18, 2013, 12:02:58 AM
I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.

This is the least surprising thing I have heard in years.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: djsimp on January 18, 2013, 03:28:49 PM
I like the Philadelphia Eagles...the fans throw rock and battery snow balls at Santa Claus, they also throw batteries at the opponents and at their own players. If you play like shit, you'd better keep your helmet on when walking off the field, 'cause those mother fuckers crazy. That's my kinda party.

Do they also play "Son of a Preacher Man" over the PA?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on January 20, 2013, 04:25:10 PM
Do they also play "Son of a Preacher Man" over the PA?
No, just pelt the players with frozen batteries.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on January 20, 2013, 04:28:12 PM
This is the least surprising thing I have heard in years.
Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2013, 06:55:20 PM
Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?
Yes.  That's exactly it. It's too much against The Creed.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: DnATL on January 20, 2013, 06:59:27 PM
Oh, is pelting people with rocks and frozen batteries to much against ”The Creed” for you?
Maybe she believes it is a practical world, and could find a better use for those batteries.  And she believes in the human touch, with those batteries.  And work, hard work.  And she loves it?
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on January 21, 2013, 06:21:54 AM
Yes.  That's exactly it. It's too much against The Creed.

 :facepalm:
Figured.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on June 25, 2013, 07:29:11 PM
I think Oregon's about to get banhammered.
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Bump.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Six on June 26, 2013, 01:55:57 PM
3 Years Probation
Ban of use of recruiting services during probation
18-month show-cause penalty to coach Chip Kelly (who is ALREADY GONE)
Loss of 3 scholarships and reduction in official visits by 19 for 3 years.

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Oregon had already lost one scholarship for the 2012-13 academic year and will lose another in 2013-14 under self-imposed sanctions. It also will have its total number of scholarships reduced by one from a maximum of 85 each of the next three seasons, also self-imposed.

The NCAA also reduced Oregon's official paid visits from 56 to 37 for the next three academic years, reduced its evaluation days for each of the next three seasons and banned the program from using recruiting services during the probation period.

It also placed an 18-month show-cause order for Kelly, which would require schools wishing to hire him to appear before the infractions committee to determine if the school should be subject to the show-cause procedures. Kelly left Oregon this year to become the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.

The infractions committee also found that Lyles provided cash and free lodging to a prospect, and engaged in impermissible calls and off-campus contact with prospects, their families and high school coaches.

Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: ssgaufan on June 26, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Timing, it's a hellava thing
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Godfather on June 26, 2013, 03:10:24 PM
meh...

Official Visits is probably the hardest part.  Pretty tame.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: Godfather on June 26, 2013, 03:13:04 PM
I an fully convinced teh NCAA will never really hammer anyone anymore.  To much money would be lost.

They would have to have a clear HD video of a coach giving a prospect money then looking at the camera dead panning fuck you NCAA and giving them the finger....or molest small boys.
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on June 26, 2013, 03:14:21 PM
I an fully convinced teh NCAA will never really hammer anyone anymore.  To much money would be lost.

They would have to have a clear HD video of a coach giving a prospect money then looking at the camera dead panning fuck you NCAA and giving them the finger....or molest small boys.
^this^
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: chinook on June 27, 2013, 10:06:02 AM
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Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: AUChizad on June 27, 2013, 10:44:33 AM
http://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2013/6/26/4466488/oregon-football-ncaa-sanctions-penalties-auburn-cam-newton
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: noxin on June 27, 2013, 11:21:23 AM
http://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2013/6/26/4466488/oregon-football-ncaa-sanctions-penalties-auburn-cam-newton

The only fair thing to do would be change our name to the Auburn Saints
Title: Re: Chip Kelly to the Eagles?
Post by: The Prowler on June 27, 2013, 11:23:34 PM
The only fair thing to do would be change our name to the Auburn Saints
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