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Title: It's a machine...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 08, 2013, 08:15:27 AM
Even the disassociated boosters don't have to hide...

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Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2013, 08:25:48 AM
Pride before the fall and all that...


I hope.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2013, 08:26:29 AM
Brent Musberger just added this to his spank bank.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUChizad on January 08, 2013, 09:25:21 AM
At's a Awbren girl Pawwwl. You reckon the NC-Two-A can link this back to Cam?




The irony of it all is that Alabama wouldn't even be playing in this game if Ohio State hadn't self-imposed a bowl ban this year for pretty much the exact same fucking thing as this.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
Fuck Chip Kelly and fuck Bill Snyder's old wrinkly ass!
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2013, 09:33:15 AM
And fuck Les Miles twice!
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2013, 10:00:07 AM
The irony of it all is that Alabama wouldn't even be playing in this game if Ohio State hadn't self-imposed a bowl ban this year for pretty much the exact same fucking thing as this.
If you're mad, just say that you're mad.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 08, 2013, 10:25:15 AM
If you're mad, just say that you're mad.

Fuck you.

Alabama is the luckiest bunch of mother fuckers I have seen.

Yes, they have a damn good football team, but they needed, and got A LOT of help this year and last to even have a chance to win a national championship.

Don't act like Alabama did everything they could to lay claim to the title. They didn't. You fuckers were lucky to be there this year and last.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 08, 2013, 01:44:57 PM
fudge you.

Alabama is the luckiest bunch of mother fudgeers I have seen.

Yes, they have a damn good football team, but they needed, and got A LOT of help this year and last to even have a chance to win a national championship.

Don't act like Alabama did everything they could to lay claim to the title. They didn't. You fudgeers were lucky to be there this year and last.
Yes but this chic is lickalicious. But I wouldn't buy it I had to take the old dude too.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2013, 02:16:02 PM
Fuck you.

Alabama is the luckiest bunch of mother fuckers I have seen.

Yes, they have a damn good football team, but they needed, and got A LOT of help this year and last to even have a chance to win a national championship.

Don't act like Alabama did everything they could to lay claim to the title. They didn't. You fuckers were lucky to be there this year and last.
I didn't say they weren't lucky.  I simply find it amusing when somebody pulls out the "Well, if this or that happened...." to put an asterick next to something because they don't like the outcome.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUChizad on January 08, 2013, 02:24:53 PM
I didn't say they weren't lucky.  I simply find it amusing when somebody pulls out the "Well, if this or that happened...." to put an asterick next to something because they don't like the outcome.
Not surprising that's how you repackage what I said.

Since you were unclear of the context, I'm saying that Bama beat a team that had Ohio State not been disqualified, Bama's one-loss having asses would not have played. Why were they disqualified? Because they self-imposed a bowl ban because some players got some tattoos for free. I posted that in this thread because the topic of this post is Tom Albetar who is clearly still associated with this program, and the mountain of evidence that he was paying players for autographs, or at the very least, giving them free suits to wear at every "Walk of Champions" as he himself admitted in his advertisements. Yet, not only does Bama not self-impose any penalties, the NCAA, and the chickenshit media scramble to sweep it under the rug.

What I'm saying is, because Ohio State didn't receive the same untouchable mafia-esque treatment your team is given, you got to play for another championship. Congrats.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2013, 02:39:27 PM
Not surprising that's how you repackage what I said.

Since you were unclear of the context, I'm saying a team that had Ohio State not been disqualified, Bama's one-loss having asses would not have played. Why were they disqualified? Because they self-imposed a bowl ban because some players got some tattoos for free. I posted that in this thread because the topic of this post is Tom Albetar who is clearly still associated with this program, and the mountain of evidence that he was paying players for autographs, or at the very least, giving them free suits to wear at every "Walk of Champions" as he himself admitted in his advertisements. Yet, not only does Bama not self-impose any penalties, the NCAA, and the chickenshit media scramble to sweep it under the rug.

What I'm saying is, because Ohio State didn't receive the same untouchable mafia-esque treatment your team is given, you got to play for another championship. Congrats.

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Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 08, 2013, 03:34:58 PM
Not surprising that's how you repackage what I said.


What I'm saying is, because Ohio State didn't receive the same untouchable mafia-esque treatment your team is given, you got to play for another championship. Congrats.

I am not sure which would have been worst, the Jizz fest that was last night or had it been ND-tOSU with the northern media adding to the Jizz fest to make it a SUPER jizz fest.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 08, 2013, 03:40:59 PM
For the second time in BCS history, Bama falls ass first into another title.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2013, 04:02:38 PM
For the second time in BCS history, Bama falls ass first into another title.

It's like someone says it it a bunch of times over a course of many days and then you post it.

#genius

Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2013, 04:03:38 PM
It's like someone says it it a bunch of times over a course of many days and then you post it.

#genius

It's his MO.  Tried and true.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2013, 04:04:41 PM
It's his MO.  Tried and true.
I'm beginning to think you don't like the way he posts
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2013, 04:05:35 PM
I'm beginning to think you don't like the way he posts

The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
Poster.
Ever.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2013, 04:06:27 PM
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
Poster.
Ever.

I think it is Evah
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2013, 04:13:02 PM
I think it is Evah

Potay-TOE
To-MAHTOE
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2013, 04:14:43 PM
So, you're saying you don't like the format?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2013, 04:16:00 PM
So, you're saying you don't like the format?

Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2013, 04:19:33 PM
Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....

BTW, I left my wallet in my other pants.  Could you possibly....
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2013, 04:56:10 PM
Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....

I need some help moving this couch.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
I need some help moving this couch.

I'll help. Come on...fist bump.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2013, 08:19:53 PM
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An oldie, but still a goodie.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 08, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
Poster.
Ever.

You sure are hateful person. Is there anything you DON"T hate? :fu:
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 08, 2013, 09:13:07 PM
It's his MO.  Tried and true.

I repeat it because I think it's correct, funny and/or true.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 08, 2013, 10:36:48 PM
You sure are hateful person. Is there anything you DON"T hate? :fu:

Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2013, 11:13:24 PM
Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 08, 2013, 11:43:23 PM
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
Poster.
Ever.

I <3 Wes.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bgreene on January 09, 2013, 12:09:42 AM
Not surprising that's how you repackage what I said.

Since you were unclear of the context, I'm saying that Bama beat a team that had Ohio State not been disqualified, Bama's one-loss having asses would not have played. Why were they disqualified? Because they self-imposed a bowl ban because some players got some tattoos for free. I posted that in this thread because the topic of this post is Tom Albetar who is clearly still associated with this program, and the mountain of evidence that he was paying players for autographs, or at the very least, giving them free suits to wear at every "Walk of Champions" as he himself admitted in his advertisements. Yet, not only does Bama not self-impose any penalties, the NCAA, and the chickenshit media scramble to sweep it under the rug.

What I'm saying is, because Ohio State didn't receive the same untouchable mafia-esque treatment your team is given, you got to play for another championship. Congrats.

You can count on the fact, that the media is gonna suck on tOSU dick as hard and as long as they can next season.  The same way they did with USC at the begging of this past season.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Saniflush on January 09, 2013, 07:10:26 AM
Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 07:42:56 AM
Como estan, beetches?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 08:11:54 AM
Como estan, beetches?

Public news: no commercials, no mercy!
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 09:01:23 AM
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Back in my drinking days, it was Glenlivet.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 09:09:34 AM
HEY EVERYONE......come see how good I look.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 09:39:25 AM
Back in my drinking days, it was Glenlivet.

I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2013, 10:44:32 AM
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
Poster.
Ever.

I thought it was simp you had the love affair with...no?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
I thought it was simp you had the love affair with...no?

He's grown on me like a fungus.

Actually, he's improved.  I like to think that my harsh criticisms helped him pick his game up.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
He's grown on me like a fungus.

Actually, he's improved.  I like to think that my harsh criticisms helped him pick his game up.

That message board coach he hired was money well spent.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
That message board coach he hired was money well spent.

Izzy Mendelbaum isn't cheap, but he's the best.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2013, 11:32:03 AM
Izzy Mendelbaum isn't cheap, but he's the best.

It's GO time!
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 12:06:22 PM
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2013, 12:11:53 PM
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum

You trying to say you're the #1 Dad?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum... Mandelbaum

You think you're better than me?

"Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 12:16:37 PM
You think you're better than me?

Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 12:18:23 PM
Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.

Chad's scarlet letter
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:29:52 PM
Yes.

As are 99%...or roughly half...of the posters here.
Anndddd.... how exactly do you define better? Who makes them better? God? Man? World standards? Finances? Wit? Education? All of the lovely things that really don't amount to shit when it comes right down to it.  You don't even fucking know me asshole. :taunt:
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 12:33:43 PM
Your words are hurtful Wes. Don't expect to see BF at the pancake social Wednesday night.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:40:40 PM
AsO(OH)3=icehole
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2013, 12:48:15 PM
Your words are hurtful Wes. Don't expect to see BF at the pancake social Wednesday night.
I like traffic lights.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 12:52:24 PM
I like traffic lights.

I like Total Iceholes

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/total-iceholes-with-kyra-sedgwick-11712/1379626/
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2013, 12:54:37 PM
I like Total Iceholes

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/total-iceholes-with-kyra-sedgwick-11712/1379626/
I like bull fights on acid.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
I like bull fights on acid.

I was born to lick your face
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Saniflush on January 09, 2013, 01:00:11 PM
Tie me up with some of your ties, Ty.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
I like Cute Little Asses 2 cd2
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 01:11:05 PM
I like Cute Little Asses 2 cd2

You're a tremendous slouch.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:14:04 PM
I like a Zest for Life.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 01:15:11 PM
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2013, 01:16:28 PM
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 01:16:54 PM
I like a Zest for Life.

Your uncle molests collies.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:32:53 PM
I've sent boys younger than you to gas chamber...Didn't want to do it..Felt I owed it to them.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Saniflush on January 09, 2013, 01:33:52 PM
How about a Fresca?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 01:40:45 PM
I want a hamburger...no, a cheeseburger...and I want fries...and I want...
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
You'll get nothing and like it...

When you die..on your death bed..you will receive total consciousness.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 01:42:59 PM
I should have yelled 2.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:49:27 PM
I should have yelled 2.
So what? So let's dance...
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2013, 01:52:05 PM
So what? So let's dance...

Don't sell yourself short bottomfeeder, you're a tremendous slouch.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 01:54:38 PM
I've always wanted to be a putter.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 02:00:06 PM
Anndddd.... how exactly do you define better? Who makes them better? God? Man? World standards? Finances? Wit? Education? All of the lovely things that really don't amount to shit when it comes right down to it.  You don't even fucking know me asshole. :taunt:

In every way your tiny, paranoid brain can conceive.

Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 02:08:06 PM
So what? So let's dance...

This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 02:10:26 PM
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Let's see....how many should we deduct?  Hmmmm....
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
In every way your tiny, paranoid brain can conceive.
http://www.metalrescue.com/home.aspx

http://admin.nortek-as.com/usa/products/products-1/wavector

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/browse

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/9933279

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/9933168

https://www.facebook.com/wavector
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
my arm..I think I broke my arm...
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 02:13:51 PM
Danny, Danny, Danny....
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM
Let's see....how many should we deduct?  Hmmmm....

I know (Drug reference)

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 02:27:29 PM
I know (Drug reference)

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

wesfau and Wrench should be here shortly.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2013, 02:30:04 PM
http://www.metalrescue.com/home.aspx

http://admin.nortek-as.com/usa/products/products-1/wavector

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/browse

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/9933279

https://www.innocentive.com/ar/challenge/9933168

https://www.facebook.com/wavector

You're even more stupid than your posts make you seem if you think I'm clicking any link that you dredge up from the netherworld of the internet.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2013, 02:30:25 PM
Damn this thread has really gotten lively.

So bf, your thoughts on weskie?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2013, 02:32:09 PM
You're even more stupid than your posts make you seem if you think I'm clicking any link that you dredge up from the netherworld of the internet.

You are probably more right than you know. I mean, the guy has a picture of an 80 year old woman as his avatar and the proper word for eating pussy right under it.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 02:37:35 PM
I know (Drug reference)

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

Nope...repost of my previous post that I posted long before this post.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 02:44:53 PM
Nope...repost of my previous post that I posted long before this post.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Nope...repost of my previous post that I posted long before this post.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Nope...repost of my previous post that I posted long before this post.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Nope...repost of my previous post that I posted long before this post.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 02:59:18 PM
You are probably more right than you know. I mean, the guy has a picture of an 80 year old woman as his avatar and the proper word for eating pussy right under it.

I need to tidy up my profile. But right now I'm slouching.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 03:02:29 PM
Nobody likes you, dallas.....nobody
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 03:17:14 PM
You are probably more right than you know. I mean, the guy has a picture of an 80 year old woman as his avatar and the proper word for eating pussy right under it.

This is the only place you will ever see that sentence. 
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 03:18:05 PM
Damn this thread has really gotten lively.

So bf, your thoughts on weskie?

I have no opinion either way.
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Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 03:18:51 PM
Nobody likes you, dallas.....nobody

Mrs. Dallas said she did.   (Once) then she met Buzz. :facepalm:
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2013, 03:20:21 PM
Mrs. Dallas said she did.   (Once) then she met Buzz. :facepalm:

Who told you that?  A little birdie?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Saniflush on January 09, 2013, 03:20:35 PM
Mrs. Dallas said she did.   (Once) then she met Buzz. :facepalm:


Well when ya get free tickets to the gun show you gotta expect no less.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
Who told you that?  A little birdie?

That and she keeps asking about the next X-gate and if I am going and if not can she. :sad:
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2013, 03:28:53 PM

Well when ya get free tickets to the gun show you gotta expect no less.

It was the pleats in his pants.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 09, 2013, 03:30:55 PM
It was the pleats in his pants.

She told me she was impressed with his drinking. (and falling)
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2013, 03:35:20 PM
It was the pleats in his pants.
It was def something in his pants.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2013, 04:10:01 PM

Well when ya get free tickets to the gun show you gotta expect no less.

This guy knows^^^

(http://images-military-fitness.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/biceps.jpg)
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 04:27:42 PM
Roids make your dick shrink up, or so I'm told.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bgreene on January 09, 2013, 07:52:15 PM
Roids make your dick shrink up, or so I'm told.


Who gives a shit?
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2013, 10:39:02 PM
and the proper word for eating pussy right under it.

No.  He didn't.

It was misspelled.

What a fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 10:51:41 PM
No.  He didn't.

It was misspelled.

What a fucking dumbass.

Not only can I spell it, I can perform it.
I study it along with many other things.

www.cunninglus.net/

I did not misspell it.
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 11:22:45 PM
Not only can I spell it, I can perform it.
I study it along with many other things.

www.cunninglus.net/

I did not misspell it.

You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 11:29:24 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9GMOTaqtc
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 09, 2013, 11:36:10 PM
May your first child be a masculine child!
Title: Re: It's a machine...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2013, 11:47:58 PM
Not only can I spell it, I can perform it.
I study it along with many other things.

www.cunninglus.net/

I did not misspell it.

I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.

It's cunilingus, you idiot.

And the only way you have ever done that on a live woman is if she was bound and gagged with duct tape against her will. 
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Post by: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2013, 11:56:49 PM
That and she keeps asking about the next X-gate and if I am going and if not can she. :sad:

Oh yay!!  The new girl and I can always use a Third Amigo... Oh, the fun we shall have...
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.

It's cunilingus, you idiot.

And the only way you have ever done that on a live woman is if she was bound and gagged with duct tape against her will.

Whateva. Wow. You sure are a hateful wench. I guess you're perfect, huh? And, know I have never had to force a woman to do anything. Why do you hate me so? I have never done anything to you. Ever. You really sound as if you have some underlying anger issues. You know there is help for that?

http://howtolickvagina.org/

(http://howtolickvagina.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/how-to-lick.jpg)

Licking pussy since 1976.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2013, 08:55:05 AM
I forgot - you are a fucking moron who believes everything you read on the internet.


Bonjour
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Post by: JR4AU on January 10, 2013, 09:02:25 AM
Bonjour

Are you a French Model?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2013, 09:10:02 AM
Are you a French Model?

She met me on the innernets
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 09:46:17 AM
Meet my new girlfriend.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=378193852272512&set=vb.100002457007926&type=2&theater
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Post by: AUChizad on January 10, 2013, 11:09:57 AM
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.
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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 10, 2013, 11:13:02 AM
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.

I thought I did one time, turned out to be a recipe for Tuna Helper.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 11:23:56 AM
Penthouse Forum doesn't count?
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Post by: noxin on January 10, 2013, 11:24:14 AM
All you amateurs have probably never read a single book on eating pussy.

Tried following @eatpussy on twitter, but he's apparently too busy to tweet
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 11:30:47 AM
I read the book, but the workbook's pages are all stuck together.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on January 10, 2013, 11:55:10 AM
Tried following @eatpussy on twitter, but he's apparently too busy to tweet

How do you know it's a he?
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Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 11:58:21 AM
How do you know it's a he?

(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z253/rosyalecrown/235381AGiE_w.jpg)
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2013, 12:15:12 PM
How do you know it's a he?

Dammit!!!  Don't do that to me when I'm at work.

OK!!!  Break Time!
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
I'm stepping up my game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUMAni93BIc
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Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 02:04:40 PM
I'm stepping up my game.

Make sure and let us know when it happens, we certainly don't want to miss it.
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 02:08:00 PM
Make sure and let us know when it happens, we certainly don't want to miss it.

Oh sure, you'll be the first to know left in the dark.

http://trisquel.info/en/wiki/play-videos-without-using-flash
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Post by: Token on January 10, 2013, 02:11:11 PM

Who gives a shit?

When you stop pumping iron, the juice goes to your gut.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 10, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
Oh sure, you'll be the first to know left in the dark.

http://trisquel.info/en/wiki/play-videos-without-using-flash

What is with the links yo?
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Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 02:12:36 PM
Oh sure, you'll be the first to know left in the dark.

http://trisquel.info/en/wiki/play-videos-without-using-flash

I saw your stupid fucking video.  Still waiting on said "game" to be stepped up, putzy.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:23:22 PM
I saw your stupid fucking video.  Still waiting on said "game" to be stepped up, putzy.

I think ssgaufan stepped up his game recently.  (IF...you know what I mean)  He should post more often. 
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 02:31:05 PM
I saw your stupid fucking video.  Still waiting on said "game" to be stepped up, putzy.

You don't like me do you?
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Post by: Token on January 10, 2013, 02:41:26 PM
You don't like me do you?

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1608
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Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 02:57:03 PM
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1608

Solid gold.
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Post by: bgreene on January 10, 2013, 04:37:53 PM
When you stop pumping iron, the juice goes to your gut.

And how sir, would you know this?
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Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 05:14:06 PM
And how sir, would you know this?
He knows a guy, who knows a guy.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2013, 05:17:06 PM
Side effects of steriods?
(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/missoulian.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/91/691b9ef4-3e0d-5587-a767-6779f9d8e89d/50ee5c701ec60.preview-620.jpg)
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Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
Side effects of steriods?

Barry Bonds' size 33 hat would like a word...
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 10, 2013, 06:06:21 PM
Barry Bonds' size 33 hat would like a word...

So does his size 3 cup.
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Post by: Token on January 10, 2013, 06:51:52 PM
And how sir, would you know this?

Because I hear your lower shirt buttons screaming mercy. 
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 10, 2013, 07:06:04 PM
I thought I did one time, turned out to be a recipe for Tuna Helper.
I don't know why they call it tuna helper, Clark. It tastes pretty good by itself.
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Post by: ssgaufan on January 10, 2013, 08:06:44 PM
I think ssgaufan stepped up his game recently.  (IF...you know what I mean)  He should post more often.

 :cool:
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Post by: bgreene on January 11, 2013, 09:31:47 AM
Because I hear your lower shirt buttons screaming mercy.

Those are not screams, they are melodius songs of joy.
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Post by: Jumbo on January 11, 2013, 11:03:54 AM

Well when ya get free tickets to the gun show you gotta expect no less.
He's sponsored by Under Armour.
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Post by: Saniflush on January 11, 2013, 11:06:16 AM
He's sponsored by Under Armour.

I figured it was Birds Eye vegetables.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 11, 2013, 11:19:36 AM
I figured it was Birds Eye vegetables.

Bazinga....