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Title: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 28, 2008, 10:43:17 AM
...what....

When, how, and what will signify the beginning of the "tigersx" recognized start of Auburn Football 2008?   Kickoff?  First official tailgate passing of the gasses?  Wenches, or Jumbo's first official stiff "nip"?....

Suggestions?
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2008, 10:47:22 AM
...what....

When, how, and what will signify the beginning of the "tigersx" recognized start of Auburn Football 2008?   Kickoff?  First official tailgate passing of the gasses?  Wenches, or Jumbo's first official stiff "nip"?....

Suggestions?

I assumed that it would be brought in with style in two weeks but maybe there should be something else that is more widespread across the site.

Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 28, 2008, 10:49:25 AM
...what....

When, how, and what will signify the beginning of the "tigersx" recognized start of Auburn Football 2008?   Kickoff?  First official tailgate passing of the gasses?  Wenches, or Jumbo's first official stiff "nip"?....

Suggestions?

I know that football has begun when I mix my first gameday drink: Beam and Sprite.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
I know that football has begun when I mix my first gameday drink: Beam and Sprite.

We got to get you onto something better that that rot gut.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 28, 2008, 10:50:29 AM
We got to get you onto something better that that rot gut.

You don't fuck with tradition.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Saniflush on July 28, 2008, 10:55:35 AM
You don't fuck with tradition.

Tradition is one thing.  Liking it long term is a different breed of cat.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2008, 10:58:14 AM
Dear Lord, wes.  What happened to Saph and tonic??
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 28, 2008, 10:58:48 AM
Tradition is one thing.  Liking it long term is a different breed of cat.

Once I make my second and third million, I'll step it up a bit to impress you.  Until then, I'll drink my Beam...lots of it.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Aubie16 on July 28, 2008, 11:04:54 AM
Don't listen to them Wes. Beam and Sprite is the gameday drink sent from the gods.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AWK on July 28, 2008, 11:09:13 AM
I stick with beer, and unhealthy amounts of it.  I usually have enough liqour in my veins from the previous night to carry me over.  I thought August 9 was our kickoff palooza?
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: wesfau2 on July 28, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
I stick with beer, and unhealthy amounts of it.  I usually have enough liqour in my veins from the previous night to carry me over. 

I'm a beer drinker as well, but if I'm at home or in the confines of the stadium: Beam.


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I thought August 9 was our kickoff palooza?

I see this trip as a general debauchery trip, and not something that is football-specific.  But maybe that's just me.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AUChizad on July 28, 2008, 11:25:26 AM
Beatdown Coming...
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Jumbo on July 28, 2008, 02:53:35 PM
Beatdown Coming...
I like it
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 28, 2008, 06:35:00 PM
...what....

When, how, and what will signify the beginning of the "tigersx" recognized start of Auburn Football 2008?   Kickoff?  First official tailgate passing of the gasses?  Wenches, or Jumbo's first official stiff "nip"?....

Suggestions?

You mean like the calling of the "nip"
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 28, 2008, 08:34:23 PM
That picture never gets old.


Okay, so if we institute an official opening by releasing an all out "beatdown coming" fark thread, then who is in charge of firing the starter pistol on the deal?
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AUChizad on July 28, 2008, 08:46:56 PM
That picture never gets old.


Okay, so if we institute an official opening by releasing an all out "beatdown coming" fark thread, then who is in charge of firing the starter pistol on the deal?
I suppose that would have to be the one and only Saniflush.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2008, 08:47:52 PM
Sani is the owner of the Beatdown, so he must declare open season on Beatdown.  So sayeth the Beatdown karma gods.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 29, 2008, 01:06:40 PM
I like it!  Sani brother...  It's on you this year.  Good luck! :vn:
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 29, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
Think we could get Tim over here to call the Nip?
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AUChizad on July 29, 2008, 02:05:55 PM
Fuck the nip.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 29, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
That's the "other site's" call for the season.   This site needs to bring the tradition started in the spirit of the X on the other site and bring it home here, and let it flourish into the fucking beast it should be.

TigersX - Home of the "REAL BEATDOWN COMING" thread!



(Okay, so we're internet nerds.....so fucking be it.)
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 29, 2008, 03:59:02 PM
Fuck the nip.
That's what she said
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Jumbo on July 29, 2008, 04:21:06 PM
Fuck the nip.
and fist his dog.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: chinook on July 29, 2008, 06:50:29 PM


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Fuck the nip.

and fist his dog.

i am praying for both of you. :jesus:

Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Jumbo on July 29, 2008, 09:23:25 PM

i am praying for both of you. :jesus:


dont pray, just send money.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Saniflush on July 30, 2008, 07:58:03 AM
Thank you for the props.

So it is written. 

The beginning of football season will hereby be designated by the first Beatdown Coming pictures.

Let us all remember that the Football Karma Gods do not like to be tempted, so the first little piglet type of Beatdown Coming picture I see posted will promptly have the hounds released upon them.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Tiger Six on July 30, 2008, 08:15:52 AM
Frick that.  It's always football season.  You think that Tuberville and Company take off until some guy in Eastaboga declares "The Nip"? 

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.  There is no beginning or end to the football season.  It is the Alpha and the Omega.  It is eternal.  It is unbroken.  It is the Circle of Life.  Just because it goes into a dormant state at times does not mean that it is not there. 

You should all be whacked in the face with a shovel. 

Except Jenny, she's a great American. 

And Harvey Birdman.

And jumbo.

And Mark C, who has made many sacrifices in the Global War on Terror.

And Prowler, because he scares me a little. 

And Kaos, who scares me more than a little and also has always been cool to me. 

And Orge, we shouldn't pick on Ginger Kids.

And chinook, because he is praying for us. 

And Taylor and Chad, because they will pick up a tab from time to time. 

And wes, who could sue us. 

And Howard, I probably had a cheap shot on him in football and high school and didn't even know it.

And BK, The Godfather. 

Everyone else is fair game.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 30, 2008, 09:44:56 AM
I haven't done shit to you...
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
Frick that.  It's always football season.  You think that Tuberville and Company take off until some guy in Eastaboga declares "The Nip"? 

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.  There is no beginning or end to the football season.  It is the Alpha and the Omega.  It is eternal.  It is unbroken.  It is the Circle of Life.  Just because it goes into a dormant state at times does not mean that it is not there. 

You should all be whacked in the face with a shovel. 

Except Jenny, she's a great American. 

And Harvey Birdman.

And jumbo.

And Mark C, who has made many sacrifices in the Global War on Terror.

And Prowler, because he scares me a little. 

And Kaos, who scares me more than a little and also has always been cool to me. 

And Orge, we shouldn't pick on Ginger Kids.

And chinook, because he is praying for us. 

And Taylor and Chad, because they will pick up a tab from time to time. 

And wes, who could sue us. 

And Howard, I probably had a cheap shot on him in football and high school and didn't even know it.

And BK, The Godfather. 

Everyone else is fair game.
Where's the Hoosiers clap emoticon when you need it?
By the way, I gotta get out to a sock store soon.  I made a promise to my Grandfather, who fought in Iwo Jima, on his death bed that I would support the Armed Forces in any way possible.  Dammit, it's time and Rand...my country needs me.  If it's socks you need, then dammit it's socks you shall get.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:15 AM
Okay, so a freaking bad ass "Beatdown Coming Thread" STILLLLL will signify here that it's "time".    :moon:
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: AWK on July 30, 2008, 10:25:23 AM
I haven't done shit to you...
You must show him that you are serious about this whole love thing.
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 30, 2008, 06:53:20 PM
Fuck the nip.
Hey, beh-bee, I gottcha nip right hea-ah...
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2008, 06:54:37 PM
You must show him that you are serious about this whole love thing.
Wait...you mean we don't have some dumbass here in charge of calling a factious "nip" on this board.  WTF???

You want a nip...here you go...
(http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/4412/stars/nipple_slip_nipslip_see_through_seetru_oops_04.jpg)

Hurry up already football season!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2008, 06:55:53 PM
The picture above is totally fake btw...but dont tell Jumbo
Title: Re: TigersX.net official start of Auburn Football Season....
Post by: Jumbo on July 31, 2008, 02:58:47 AM
The picture above is totally fake btw...but dont tell Jumbo
Damn, I made that my wallpaper!