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Title: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: The Prowler on December 12, 2012, 11:06:41 PM
OL Christian Westerman (Fr.) asked and was granted his release today, he intends to transfer to Arizona St.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2012, 11:12:38 PM
Damn, I was thinking he had some grit about him. Whatever, get the fuck out if you can't handle it.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Godfather on December 12, 2012, 11:24:45 PM
NCAA sanctions...
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 12, 2012, 11:54:36 PM
White linemen are over rated :rimshot:
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2012, 03:11:38 AM
I'm going to guess that there'll be around 6 more players that either quit or transfer.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2012, 07:41:36 AM
Fuck. 

As much as our fat boys sucked, I still don't want to lose any of the young ones.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2012, 09:22:02 AM
Not making excuses here but this isn't really surprising.  The guy couldn't crack the starting line up even on our last two shittastic teams.  We signed a huge, highly rated O-line class last season as well.  He's headed back to his home state and I'd wager that he's far more likely to get playing time in the coming years at ASU than at Auburn. 
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 13, 2012, 06:16:18 PM
Not making excuses here but this isn't really surprising.  The guy couldn't crack the starting line up even on our last two shittastic teams.  We signed a huge, highly rated O-line class last season as well.  He's headed back to his home state and I'd wager that he's far more likely to get playing time in the coming years at ASU than at Auburn.
I agree. Westerman's stint on the Plains has been as disappointing as getting a blowjob from an Eskimo chick. If he couldn't crack the lineup with the turnstile we've had for a line, then it's best that he head on out west.

For the record, Eskimo blowjobs are disappointing because all they do is rub their nose on your dick for 5 minutes or so. Turrible.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: noxin on December 13, 2012, 10:13:37 PM
Beats a cannibal blowjob
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2012, 11:38:14 PM
Beats a cannibal blowjob
Too much teeth?
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: djsimp on December 14, 2012, 02:52:22 AM
Too much teeth?

You have to watch out for a small mouth.
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2012, 09:37:19 AM
I agree. Westerman's stint on the Plains has been as disappointing as getting a blowjob from an Eskimo chick. If he couldn't crack the lineup with the turnstile we've had for a line, then it's best that he head on out west.

For the record, Eskimo blowjobs are disappointing because all they do is rub their nose on your dick for 5 minutes or so. Turrible.

And you know this....?
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Jumbo on December 14, 2012, 09:41:14 AM
And you know this....?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Attrition at Auburn has started and the hard workouts haven't even begun...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 14, 2012, 06:37:42 PM
And you know this....?
I was the mayor of Unalakleet.

Actually, it's a line from a South Park episode that apparently no one here watched.