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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: JR4AU on December 10, 2012, 01:55:26 PM

Title: It's really not fair...
Post by: JR4AU on December 10, 2012, 01:55:26 PM
Johnny Football, let's face it, he's not what you'd call a handsome kid.  He's a baller though.  And it gets him this, his girlfriend.

Sarah Savage:
(http://slimcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Sarah-Savage-Johnny-Manziel-girlfriend-images.jpg)

In addition to this:
(http://slimcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Sarah-Savage-Johnny-Manziel-girlfriend.jpg)


Yeah, yeah, I know Kaos wouldn't fuck her. 
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: CCTAU on December 10, 2012, 01:58:15 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know Kaos wouldn't fuck her.

If Kaos looked like Johnny football he would. Either that or end up a monk.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 10, 2012, 03:38:42 PM
She's not THAT hot... She's better than he would do if he were not Johnny Football, but considering he IS Johnny Football, he could do better - and probably will before too long.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 10, 2012, 03:41:12 PM
Why does the 2nd picture look like it was taken in 1975?
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: JR4AU on December 10, 2012, 03:59:43 PM
She's not THAT hot... She's better than he would do if he were not Johnny Football, but considering he IS Johnny Football, he could do better - and probably will before too long.

She's pretty ok to me.  But yeah, in College Station, she probably doesn't stand out.  Johnny wouldn't be able to sniff her dirty drawers if he wasn't Johnny Football.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: AWK on December 10, 2012, 04:07:48 PM
Why does the 2nd picture look like it was taken in 1975?
It's an app called Instagram.  Allows kids to take pictures and modify them to Black and White, post to facebook, etc... 
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: RWS on December 10, 2012, 04:19:01 PM
Why does the 2nd picture look like it was taken in 1975?
I will tell you as I promptly remove myself from your lawn.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 10, 2012, 06:16:33 PM
She's not THAT hot... She's better than he would do if he were not Johnny Football, but considering he IS Johnny Football, he could do better - and probably will before too long.

How do you define better? If they truly love one another then they should stay together. Beauty is onlly skin deep. And, those fine ass women that never marry young? I guarantee there is some poor cocksucker walking around who is tired of her shit. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Kaos on December 10, 2012, 06:22:59 PM

Yeah, yeah, I know Kaos wouldn't fuck her.

Her hand placement is a positive.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 10, 2012, 06:36:40 PM
Beauty is only skin deep.
Yeah, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: djsimp on December 10, 2012, 06:52:14 PM
Yeah, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

 #winning
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: The Six on December 10, 2012, 07:38:21 PM
2012 Performance

Passing: 273-400 (68.3%) 3419 yds  24 TDs 8 INTs
Rushing: 184 attempts    1181 yards 19 TDs

Anyone care to predict his 2013 stats?
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: RWS on December 10, 2012, 07:51:09 PM
That chick does have a fucked up face.......
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 10, 2012, 08:10:04 PM
That chick does have a fucked up face.......

Come on, now.  She's not a 8, 9, or 10, but you all know you'd jump out of your socks to date a girl that looks like that if you were single. 
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 10, 2012, 08:12:22 PM
2012 Performance

Passing: 273-400 (68.3%) 3419 yds  24 TDs 8 INTs
Rushing: 184 attempts    1181 yards 19 TDs

Anyone care to predict his 2013 stats?

Nope. 

Any other quarterback in his position, I'd predict a big drop off.  I'd say he'll get overconfident and throw more interceptions early in the season thus making him second guess himself in games that matter.  Any other quarterback, I'd say that he won't slip so many tackles and teams will gameplan to bottle him up and prevent his scrambling ability to take over the game.

But Manziel is one of those rare breeds much like Cam.  In fact, I'm not sure I can think of another SEC quarterback in the last fifteen years to have that kind of ability besides Cam Newton.  Tebow had a lot of heart and strength, but he was more surrounded by insane talent and a top five defense than he was ultra talented. 
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2012, 07:21:48 AM
Come on, now.  She's not a 8, 9, or 10, but you all know you'd jump out of your socks to date a girl that looks like that if you were single.

I'd stir her collards.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: djsimp on December 11, 2012, 09:37:09 AM
I'd stir her collards.

Thats not saying much.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: AUChizad on December 11, 2012, 10:47:43 AM
Half this board is ghey.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 11, 2012, 11:12:58 AM
Half this board is ghey.

C'mon...I think 78% is a bit low, don't you?
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: GH2001 on December 11, 2012, 11:19:24 AM
Half this board is ghey.

Exactly what I think everytime we have a thread like this. Mfers need to get their hormones tested.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2012, 11:30:46 AM
Exactly what I think everytime we have a thread like this. Mfers need to get their hormones tested.

How you make a hormone?


Give her $10 and kick her outta bed.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: djsimp on December 11, 2012, 11:54:30 AM
How you make a hormone?


Give her $10 and kick her outta bed.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: AWK on December 11, 2012, 11:55:30 AM
You guys are so full of shit it is ridiculous.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: AUownsU on December 11, 2012, 12:36:46 PM
You guys are so full of shit it is ridiculous.

Maybe this would help...

(http://www.datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/shit-invention.gif)
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 11, 2012, 06:41:39 PM
C'mon...I think 78% is a bit low, don't you?
Your hustle is validated.
Title: Re: It's really not fair...
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 11, 2012, 10:27:56 PM
Now, I'm not saying she's a cock sucking whore.

I'm just saying that her saliva could impregnate someone.