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Title: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 04, 2012, 02:47:55 PM
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Auburn President Dr. Gogue tells CBS 8 News Reporter @jgertler_CBS8 that coach announcement to be made within 24 hours.
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Place your bets...
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 04, 2012, 02:49:02 PM
Place your bets...

Malzahn
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 04, 2012, 02:50:18 PM
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Auburn President Jay Gogue tells @wsfa12news a new football coach will be announced tonight or tomorrow. He would not go into specifics

Gouge: "Auburn people are always excited, I know they'll be excited." Gouge says "within the next 24 hours."

Auburn Pres. Gouge: "late today or tomorrow we will be in a position to announce a coach."
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: noxin on December 04, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
Kirby seems like the most obvious choice -- still need to finish agreeing on details such as coaching in the MNC game before announcing
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 04, 2012, 02:54:00 PM
Kirby seems like the most obvious choice -- still need to finish agreeing on details such as coaching in the MNC game before announcing

If we allow our newly hired head coach to continue contributing to Alabama's third national championship in the last four years, I will personally lead the mob to Jay Jacobs' office. 
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 04, 2012, 02:55:05 PM
If we allow our newly hired head coach to continue contributing to Alabama's third national championship in the last four years, I will personally lead the mob to Jay Jacobs' office.

Won't happen
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2012, 02:58:10 PM
Tony Chachere
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2012, 02:59:31 PM
Tony Chachere

I'll be keeping my eye on you
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AWK on December 04, 2012, 03:10:53 PM
If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2012, 03:13:15 PM
Vince's boy, Derek.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2012, 03:14:21 PM
Vince's boy, Derek.

Ur hurish mouf....you know what to do.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUChizad on December 04, 2012, 03:20:11 PM
If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.

If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.


If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.

If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.


If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.

If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.


If it is Smart or Malzahn, I will be disappointed.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2012, 03:20:41 PM
Vince's boy, Derek.

Ur hurish mouf....you know what to do.

JJ with PD are involved.

In a odd turn of circumstances Auburn announces that Pat Dye and Vince Dooley will co-head coach the 2013 season.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2012, 03:21:28 PM
Welp, according to Mark Murphy and his sources at Arky St, Gus is taking the job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0)
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 04, 2012, 03:32:56 PM
 :haha: :facepalm: JJ doesn't give a shit. He's out in March and it's like a big fuck you to AU folks. WTF?

War Eagle Reader.


http://auburn.scout.com/2/1246296.html#.UL5b5ZbY6UI.twitter
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 04, 2012, 03:38:15 PM
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Gouge: "Auburn people are always excited, I know they'll be excited." Gouge says "within the next 24 hours."

No, Dr. Gogue, you fucking clueless numbnut - that screaming mob is not us being excited and gathering to fellowship, and those torches are not because the power's out and those pitchforks aren't for the marshmallow roast.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 04, 2012, 03:43:10 PM
CHiz gave the excuse that these players were recruited to run Malzahn's offensive scheme and that's why Laughyerassoff's schemes did not work  They are just trying to throw a bandaid on the bleeding femoral artery by bringing back the guy who recruited these guys for his scheme.

That still does not address the fact that we do not have a QB for next year, so even if Gus was the Offensive Idiot Savant everyone wants to believe he is, he cannot make lemonade out of dog shit.

Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: jmar on December 04, 2012, 03:47:20 PM
Gus didn't have to do a total overhaul at Arkansas St. 
And just who is going to be the hardass to whip this soft wayward bunch into a team?

 
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2012, 03:48:32 PM
If Smart turned down more than a million dollar raise (if he was actually offered and I can't believe he wasn't): a.) Our AD situation must be worse than any of us could ever imagine b.) He knows that Satan or Richt are leaving soon c.) He is a complete moron. I say it's a or b.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 04, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Gus didn't have to do a total overhaul at Arkansas St. 
And just who is going to be the hardass to whip this soft wayward bunch into a team?

I think Van Pornstache could do it.  But was this year's shitty D his fault or Chiz's?

Does Gus keep him?
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 04, 2012, 03:50:09 PM
I think Van Pornstache could do it.  But was this year's shitty D his fault or Chiz's?

Does Gus keep him?

No!  Fuck!

I hope not.  I hope he cleans house.  Jesus.  The players and recruits LOVED Gene Chizik.  If we're going to keep every god damn person on staff anyway, we might as well have just thrown $3 mil at Gus to return as offensive coordinator.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2012, 03:52:46 PM
No!  fudge!

I hope not.  I hope he cleans house.  Jesus.  The players and recruits LOVED Gene Chizik.  If we're going to keep every god damn person on staff anyway, we might as well have just thrown $3 mil at Gus to return as offensive coordinator.
Why in the hell did you not think of this sooner?
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2012, 03:56:26 PM
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: The Six on December 04, 2012, 06:32:56 PM
I will put in for an extra order of mead from the bil. Looks like we will be needing it.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 04, 2012, 09:20:47 PM
I will put in for an extra order of mead from the bil. Looks like we will be needing it.  :facepalm:
We'll need it by the gallon jug full. Put in an order for about 50. That should be a good start.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUownsU on December 04, 2012, 10:42:25 PM
Anyone ever here for sure whether Patterson was interviewed again this time?
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2012, 10:44:33 PM
Anyone ever here for sure whether Patterson was interviewed again this time?

From what I know....no he wasn't.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: AUownsU on December 04, 2012, 10:50:10 PM
From what I know....no he wasn't.
Thanks. Guess it was all rumor since he interviewed last time. Who knows? Maybe they called and he told Jay Jacobs to go fuck himself.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
Thanks. Guess it was all rumor since he interviewed last time. Who knows? Maybe they called and he told Jay Jacobs to go fuck himself.

Just like Petrino was interviewed by fucking phone.
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: RWS on December 04, 2012, 11:10:53 PM
I think that they knew Malzahn would be the one from the onset.  I think that explains the short list of lukewarm candidates, and a courtesy call to Petrino.  Auburn certainly wasn't swinging for the fences as many had hoped for. 
Title: Re: New Coach in 24 Hours According to Jay Gogue
Post by: The Six on December 04, 2012, 11:21:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20P2L9UTPe0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20P2L9UTPe0)