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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUownsU on December 03, 2012, 07:18:35 PM

Title: Just for perspective.....
Post by: AUownsU on December 03, 2012, 07:18:35 PM
Arkansas' top two candidates for their HCing position: Les Miles and Chris Peterson. Fuck you Jay Jacobs.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: JR4AU on December 03, 2012, 07:28:26 PM
My top 10 candidates to fuck are smokin' hot, and I'm never going to fuck any of them. 
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 03, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Arkansas' top two candidates for their HCing position: Les Miles and Chris Peterson. Fuck you Jay Jacobs.

Let em have Petrino back
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: The Prowler on December 03, 2012, 07:49:13 PM
My top 10 candidates to fuck are smokin' hot, and I'm never going to fuck any of them.
Well, you could atleast try to, that's what Arkansas is doing and could get lucky with one of those. Auburn is instead going after the ”easy”/”safe” one, hoping that they'll become ”smokin hot” one day...eventhough their father is a Neanderthal and their mother is a Donkey (stranger things have happened, but it's a pretty good bet that they'll be looking for another one to get with in a few years).
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: JR4AU on December 03, 2012, 07:51:08 PM
Well, you could atleast try to, that's what Arkansas is doing and could get lucky with one of those. Auburn is instead going after the ”easy”/”safe” one, hoping that they'll become ”smokin hot” one day...eventhough their father is a Neanderthal and their mother is a Donkey (stranger things have happened, but it's a pretty good bet that they'll be looking for another one to get with).

Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: The Prowler on December 03, 2012, 08:04:04 PM
Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?
If I had to guess, these are the ones that Jay Jacobs has interviewed:

Mr. Potato Head
Kenney (from South Park)
Kermit the Frog
Kool-Aid (Orange Flavor)
Grimace
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Count Chocula
Beavis
Captain Kirk
Alvin (from Alvin and the Chipmunks)
E.T.
Alf
Big Bird
Eeyore

I'm pretty sure it'll be one of those excellent candidates.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: AUownsU on December 03, 2012, 08:48:34 PM
Let me put it this way. Anyone heard any rumors of Arky or UT interviewing Gus, Chad Morris, or Kirby's ass?
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 03, 2012, 09:02:23 PM
Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?
Hell yes, I do. I seen it on the internets.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 03, 2012, 09:09:13 PM
Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

Nope.  This whole coaching search is lame. 
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 03, 2012, 09:25:43 PM
Hell yes, I do. I seen it on the internets.
They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2012, 09:36:10 PM
They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

Bonjour
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 03, 2012, 10:50:27 PM
Bonjour

French, likes penis...it all makes sense now.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2012, 12:12:11 AM
Seriously do we, any of us, KNOW who Auburn is courting?

Nope.

But fans will work themselves into a frenzy over speculation.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2012, 09:16:13 AM
French, likes penis...it all makes sense now.

Where is that closet door anyway?
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 04, 2012, 09:34:15 AM
If I had to guess, these are the ones that Jay Jacobs has interviewed:


Kool-Aid (Orange Flavor)


I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: The Six on December 04, 2012, 09:36:43 AM
I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.

Well, if you believe the rumors, we interviewed Kirby Smart...
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2012, 09:39:18 AM
I'm disappointed we can't get the red guy, but at least the orange one is already the correct color and trained under red for years.

Racist
(http://smallestuser.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/crying-indian_349.jpg)
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: CCTAU on December 04, 2012, 09:46:09 AM
Racist
(http://smallestuser.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/crying-indian_349.jpg)

It's only racist if you litter!
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 11, 2012, 10:21:26 PM
Where is that closet door anyway?

I don't know.  But when we find it, we can hold hands as we walk out.
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: The Prowler on December 11, 2012, 11:27:49 PM
Where is that closet door anyway?

Seven days later...

I don't know.  But when we find it, we can hold hands as we walk out.

Ohhhhh...BURN!!!!!
Title: Re: Just for perspective.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2012, 08:27:47 AM
Seven days later...

Ohhhhh...BURN!!!!!

What do you think he's been doing for those seven days?