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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 04:57:04 PM

Title: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 04:57:04 PM: I stole this. Obviously written by an Updyke.

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Auburn Tigers 2013 Football Schedule

September 11.....Honeysuckle Middle School
18.....Cub Scout Troop 101
25.....Alabama Blind Academy

October 2......Spanish American War Vets
9......Crippled Childrens Home
16.....St Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
23.....Girl Scout Troop 469
30.....Columbus VD Clinic 43

November 6......Montgomery Boys Choir
13.....Korean War Amputees
20.....VA Hospital Polio Patients
27.....Utopia Gay Boys of SF

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR:
1. When playing the polio patients, the Tigers must not disconnect leg braces.
2. When playing the girl scouts, the Tigers must not eat their cookies.
3. When playing the blind academy, the Tigers must not hide the football under their jerseys.
4. When playing the Korean War Amputees, the Tigers must not file any protests about players with one leg being hard to tackle.
RULES SAME AS LAST YEAR:
1. A touchdown, (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for you Tiger fans), is still worth 21 points for the Tigers.
2. The Tigers will play with 27 men on the field.
3. The Tigers will be allowed to use band members for substitutes.
4. The Tigers will be allowed 20 time-outs.
5. A first down for the Tigers is 3 yards.

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: The Six on December 03, 2012, 05:07:04 PM: That's weak even for a polesmoker Bammer bash.
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 05:08:35 PM: (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Georgia/DERP-face-Merge.gif)
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2012, 05:08:56 PM: Honeysuckle Middle School is traditionally pretty tough. Don't take that one lightly just because it looks like our usual cupcake opener.
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: noxin on December 03, 2012, 05:12:33 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2012, 05:08:56 PM
Honeysuckle Middle School is traditionally pretty tough. Don't take that one lightly just because it looks like our usual cupcake opener.

Heard their coach is a real up-and-comer.

Wouldn't be surprised to see him swap sidelines
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 05:21:36 PM: I thought we were Ole Miss' homecoming game again in 2013?
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: oldautiger on December 03, 2012, 05:37:01 PM: Quote from: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 05:21:36 PM
I thought we were Ole Miss' homecoming game again in 2013?
Playing us would fuck up their Strength of Schedule, even bammuh is thinking about dropping us next year for the St. Agnes Home for Retired Nuns.
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: RWS on December 03, 2012, 06:02:33 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2012, 05:08:56 PM
Honeysuckle Middle School is traditionally pretty tough. Don't take that one lightly just because it looks like our usual cupcake opener.
I heard that they were pretty good. Not really good, just pretty good.
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 04, 2012, 09:25:52 AM: Quote from: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2012, 05:21:36 PM
I thought we were Ole Miss' homecoming game again in 2013?

They enjoyed homecoming so much this year they decided to make it a road game.
Title: Re: Revised 2013 football schedule
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2012, 10:11:55 AM: Don't they insult themselves here?

Nov. 27.....Utopia Gay Boys of SF