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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on November 29, 2012, 02:16:44 PM
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Top 5 reasons Auburn shouldn't sweat Bobby Petrino's morals (links)
Published: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 10:59 AM
John Archibald | jarchibald@al.com By John Archibald | jarchibald@al.com
Bobby Petrino Former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino. (AP Photo/Danny Johnston) The Associated Press
Should AU really feel guilty about the segment of the Auburn Nation that wants to hire proven coach and philanderer Bobby Petrino?
No.
Here are the top five reasons why.
5. Alabama already has America's fourth highest rate of divorce for men, and the third highest rate for women. (http://247wallst.com/2011/08/25/the-states-with-the-highest-divorce-rates/3/)
4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America. (http://mingle2.com/dating-report/details/usa) Mobilians, it claims, on average have had sex with 12 different people.
3. We really are the Dirty South. Alabama is among the leaders in chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea. In 2006, Jefferson County was the nation's syphilis leader. (http://news.menshealth.com/americas-most-std-infested-states/2012/04/05/)
2. Birmingham is the land of the sugar daddy. Another dating site claimed this year that wealthy men in Birmingham have more than seven partners a year (http://blog.al.com/archiblog/2012/10/birmingham_ranks_as_2nd-most_p.html), making it the most promiscuous city in America.
And No. 1...
Either you want a coach or a role model. Pick one. But in the end, know that the state itself is not morally superior to Bobby Petrino.
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Wait a minute. Dothan...sluts? That report just lost all credibility because I can't find one anywhere around here.
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Wait a minute. Dothan...sluts? That report just lost all credibility because I can't find one anywhere around here.
Your memory is short. And I'm hurt by it.
Aheeemm....the red elephant. The red head. Plate of fries? Helllooooo!
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Your memory is short. And I'm hurt by it.
Aheeemm....the red elephant. The red head. Plate of fries? Helllooooo!
Did she give either of us anything more than what we ordered and a knowing smile? Nope!!!
Wait.....damn slut
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Did she give either of us anything more than what we ordered and a knowing smile? Nope!!!
Wait.....damn slut
She was thinking, "Man, I would love to be the tomato in that otherwise gay sandwich."
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She was thinking, "Man, I would love to be the tomato in that otherwise gay sandwich."
She was thinking how she'd love to be the main ingredient in a Snags/GH sammich. But she didn't get off til 5:00 and GH had a triathlon he had to get to.
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Wait a minute. Dothan...sluts? That report just lost all credibility because I can't find one anywhere around here.
PM me, I can let you borrow one for the night free of charge. I hope you like chocolate.
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PM me, I can let you borrow one for the night free of charge. I hope you like chocolate.
Damn your wife is kinky... :gig:
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Damn your wife is kinky... :gig:
She ain't chocolate enough.
Now this, this could get Snaggles balls back.
(http://www.usahotads.com/adpics/4f1e4f956abe050d5b0ac454d.jpg)
Also, let it be known, this hottie drives a M&M themed 93 Caprice with 32" chrome rims with dual exhaust.
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She ain't chocolate enough.
Now this, this could get Snaggles balls back.
(http://www.usahotads.com/adpics/4f1e4f956abe050d5b0ac454d.jpg)
Also, let it be known, this hottie drives a M&M themed 93 Caprice with 32" chrome rims with dual exhaust.
Choco-lish-us
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She ain't chocolate enough.
I thought you meant some collard stirring....I'm down.
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Dating? I just want to put my dick in her butt.
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So ... about That coaching search.
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Dating? I just want to put my richard in her butt.
Is that you, Bobby?