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Title: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: wesfau2 on November 27, 2012, 12:07:38 PM
Is on ITAT demanding that people read the fucking Creed.  H-I-Larious.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=10751839
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:20:33 PM
This guy needs to be invited here.

Quote from: AUTiger22
Read it over breakfast this morning.  I then placed it on the floor, got on my knees, and then prayed and bent over and kissed it for around 5 minutes.  I do this every morning and evening.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:21:49 PM
as does this guy.

Quote from: Lowderpoop
If I never see the Auburn Creed mentioned again I will be happy. The last few months on ITAT have ruined it for me.

Yet, for some reason, I keep clicking the threads.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2012, 12:24:12 PM
Is on ITAT demanding that people read the fudgeing Creed.  H-I-Larious.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=10751839
Make light of it if ye will but we have daily Creed devotionals at my house. I know some may not agree but we think that it's important enough that we require that our kids commit it to memory before age 6. We cut them some slack at 4 or 5 yrs. old, but if they miss any words at age 6, they get that ass beat with a water hose. Read the damn creed. I do.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:25:39 PM
BTW after reading that thread (minus) the two above, it makes me want to :suicide:

Can we trade DKW for Token? We can throw in that dude that just left, or Jim.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Ogre on November 27, 2012, 12:26:00 PM
It looks like Davie boy is trying to get in the BMFP-EOTTC.

Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:28:14 PM
It looks like Davie boy is trying to get in the BMFP-EOTTC.
He was one of the members of the BBQ club, and him so misses his drill phone.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 27, 2012, 12:33:21 PM
BTW after reading that thread (minus) the two above, it makes me want to :suicide:

Can we trade DKW for Token? We can throw in that dude that just left, or Jim.

Better pump yo brakes!
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2012, 01:00:40 PM
This guy needs to be invited here.

He lurked over here one time, I told him I would push his shit in over here as he is one of the upper douchbags from ITAT. And thats saying alot considering how many douchbags are over there.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 01:05:26 PM
He lurked over here one time, I told him I would push his shit in over here as he is one of the upper douchbags from ITAT. And thats saying alot considering how many douchbags are over there.


He doesn't sound very keen.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: AWK on November 27, 2012, 01:10:21 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2012, 01:11:13 PM

He doesn't sound very keen.

If Douche is keen he is (Sir keen alot) He's a big batman (movie series) guy. If memory serves me and him got into a pissing contest about something, and I made a comment about skull fucking batman and taping it and sending it to him, I think that is what got me kicked off the second time. :haha:
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: AWK on November 27, 2012, 01:13:38 PM
If Douche is keen he is (Sir keen alot) He's a big batman (movie series) guy. If memory serves me and him got into a pissing contest about something, and I made a comment about skull fucking batman and taping it and sending it to him, I think that is what got me kicked off the second time. :haha:
Hah.  Seems sensible.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Which reminds me I got your recent membership fee check. Thank you!
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2012, 01:46:18 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Only friends pay for your pussy.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 02:01:25 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Can't buy me love
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 02:17:27 PM
Can't buy me love


Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 02:20:25 PM

Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.

You'd have a better chance if you could do the African Anteater Ritual Dance
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 02:25:12 PM
You'd have a better chance if you could do the African Anteater Ritual Dance


Hey, that ain't no Dick Clark.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 02:41:40 PM

Hey, that ain't no Dick Clark.
Look its a nerd herd.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 02:44:19 PM

Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.
I just realized she looks a lot like Kristen Bell, whom I would also bone.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 02:58:14 PM
Look its a nerd herd.

Who could beat a night with drinks, chips, dips, and dorks?
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 03:18:53 PM
Who could beat a night with drinks, chips, dips, and dorks?

Who, Iris??? Yeah, she's a real conquest. She gives more rides than Greyhound.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 03:36:12 PM
Who, Iris??? Yeah, she's a real conquest. She gives more rides than Greyhound.

You have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 03:40:11 PM
You have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!

You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. Now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller Express.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 03:56:07 PM
You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. Now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller Express.

Babe said it was good for my complexion.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: AWK on November 27, 2012, 04:35:25 PM
Which reminds me I got your recent membership fee check. Thank you!
I better get my damn decoder ring.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 27, 2012, 04:35:57 PM
I better get my damn decoder ring.

Don't waste your time.  It just tells you to drink your fucking Ovaltine.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 05:06:23 PM
I like Ovaltine.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: The Prowler on November 27, 2012, 05:41:13 PM
I like Ovaltine.
I love lamp.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 27, 2012, 06:34:25 PM
I like Ovaltine.
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 27, 2012, 07:18:15 PM
Quote
i have a PhD in vertical intercourse.

WTF is that? :taunt:
Title: Re: Drill Press Dildo
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 08:02:15 PM
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

:gold: