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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 01:54:24 PM

Title: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 01:54:24 PM: us beating the turds this Sat?

Chuck Norris announces that he and Richard Simmons have been partners for the last ten years.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2012, 01:55:53 PM: Shane hosts a radio call in show.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 02:18:44 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2012, 01:55:53 PM
Shane hosts a radio call in show.

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Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2012, 02:20:13 PM: Me putting all five of my kids back in the oven and my wife and I having peace and quiet.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2012, 02:27:46 PM: Snaggle getting his balls back.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2012, 02:28:18 PM: JR kissing ugly feet.
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Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 19, 2012, 02:48:23 PM: Israel and Hamas agreeing to disagree.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 02:51:29 PM: Simp using contraception.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2012, 02:52:42 PM: Anyone being satisfied with the next hire
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Post by: AUJarhead on November 19, 2012, 02:54:37 PM: Sani admitting that MCRD San Diego Marines are tougher than MCRD PI ones.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2012, 02:57:20 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on November 19, 2012, 02:54:37 PM
Sani admitting that MCRD San Diego Marines are tougher than MCRD PI ones.

4th battalion P.I. marines are harder than Hollywood marines.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 03:08:01 PM: Quote from: TheSix on November 19, 2012, 02:52:42 PM
Anyone being satisfied with the next hire
Actually at the thought that we might keep Chizik, I might be happy with anyone else.

I am now open to...

James Franklin
Hugh Freeze
Gus Malzahn
David Cutcliffe
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2012, 03:13:26 PM: Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 02:51:29 PM
Simp using contraception.

Thanks for the info but you're a little late.......
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: RWS on November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM: Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 03:08:01 PM
Actually at the thought that we might keep Chizik, I might be happy with anyone else.

I am now open to...

James Franklin
Hugh Freeze
Gus Malzahn
David Cutcliffe
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent. Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year. James Franklin might be a good no bullshit type of coach as well. You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama. Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fuck up and stay out of the way. CTT did rather well with that for years.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 03:18:41 PM: Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent. Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year. James Franklin might be a good no bullshit type of coach as well. You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama. Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fuck up and stay out of the way. CTT did rather well with that for years.

We will go 3 and 9 till the end of time before the PTB allow that to happen.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 19, 2012, 03:36:18 PM: Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent. Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year. James Franklin might be a good no bullshoot type of coach as well. You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama. Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fudge up and stay out of the way. CTT did rather well with that for years.

Just like Chiz was riding Gus' coattails, with Hugh it was all Sandra Bullock.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 19, 2012, 06:24:02 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 01:54:24 PM
us beating the turds this Sat?

Chuck Norris announces that he and Richard Simmons have been partners for the last ten years.
Snaggle drinks a fine whisky without mixing it with a Winn-Dixie Diet Chek cola.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 19, 2012, 06:52:11 PM: Jennifer Anniston and Meg Ryan make a WiregrassTiger sammich outta me.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 19, 2012, 07:34:59 PM: Obama gets impeached and Billary resigns.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AUownsU on November 19, 2012, 07:40:48 PM: Jimmy Hoffa being found alive.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: chityeah on November 19, 2012, 08:14:30 PM: On heading to Cedar Key and getting drunk(er) and staying that way. Wait...what? you said likely to. Too late....
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: RWS on November 19, 2012, 08:16:01 PM: Clint Moseley leaving a year early to be taken as the first pick in the NFL draft.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 19, 2012, 08:19:24 PM: It being revealed that Kaos and The Prowler are the same person.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 19, 2012, 08:38:20 PM: The Bahr is found alive and living in Paraguay.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: The Prowler on November 19, 2012, 09:31:58 PM: Rws stepping foot inside Bryant-Denny, to watch uat play.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: RWS on November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on November 19, 2012, 09:31:58 PM
Rws stepping foot inside Bryant-Denny.
I've been inside BDS before. Might want to rephrase.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AUJarhead on November 19, 2012, 10:13:09 PM: Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
I've been inside BDS before. Might want to rephrase.

Those directions I gave you helped, huh?
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: chinook on November 19, 2012, 11:13:02 PM: Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
I've been inside BDS before. Might want to rephrase.

but hasn't everyone...? ...Ã mean haven't we all stepped inside a porta-potty.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Jumbo on November 20, 2012, 02:00:40 AM: Kaos will eat a tomato.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2012, 09:10:42 AM: Nick Saban will be able to drive his new Ford F-150 without the phone books in his seat.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AUJarhead on November 20, 2012, 10:10:44 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2012, 09:10:42 AM
Nick Saban will be able to drive his new Ford F-150 without the phone books in his seat.

I didn't think he'd need them in this:

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Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 10:27:36 AM: This is what you wanted isn't it?

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Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AUJarhead on November 20, 2012, 10:30:12 AM: Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
This is what you wanted isn't it?

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Needs a rebel flag license plate on the front.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2012, 10:33:47 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on November 20, 2012, 10:30:12 AM
Needs a rebel flag license plate on the front.

Or Dale Jr.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 20, 2012, 10:50:35 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 19, 2012, 06:24:02 PM
Snaggle drinks a fine whisky without mixing it with a Winn-Dixie Diet Chek cola.

:bugs:
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2012, 11:23:26 AM: I didn't find it that funny. I don't even shop at Winn Dixie.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 11:25:11 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2012, 11:23:26 AM
I didn't find it that funny. I don't even shop at Winn Dixie.

You a Piggly Wiggly man ain't ya?
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 11:29:38 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 11:25:11 AM

You a Piggly Wiggly man ain't ya?
He can't help it, he likes the little pig on the sign.

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Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 11:32:00 AM: Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 11:29:38 AM
He can't help it, he likes the little pig on the sign.

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He looks as if he cares.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2012, 11:34:55 AM: Ha!! I'm a Pube-Licks man all the way, baby. I'm the main reason that store stays in business...and thrives. Loves shoppin' me some Pube-Licks. DCP on aisle 7. My favorite lick-her store right next door.
Title: Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 20, 2012, 11:43:42 AM: Piggly Wiggly got the good shit man. I get my beef clods there.