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Title: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 03:54:33 PM
taking it to the turds early! 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUJarhead on November 10, 2012, 03:56:20 PM
And they made it look easy on that first drive.

GIG EM!!!!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:02:06 PM
Int aggies! 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 04:02:31 PM
AJ picked off.  Wow. 

Bama wins 38-14.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:02:54 PM
Get AJ some Kleenex
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:03:51 PM
all you are gonna hear Monday is how "unfair" it is that aTm plays fast
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUJarhead on November 10, 2012, 04:05:02 PM
FUCK YES
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:05:12 PM
The White Cam


WOW :jaw:
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:05:41 PM
TD Aggies
Johnny Football for President
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 04:08:03 PM
CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGGIE WAR HYMN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

BAMA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!




Note:  Your mileage may vary.  TAMU has a history of fourth quarter chokes...

Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
Fucking Aggie D came to play too! 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: djsimp on November 10, 2012, 04:09:26 PM
bama best score in this drive because they haven't stopped the Faggies.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
BOOM!!!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 04:11:15 PM
Anyone else thinking that AJ McWhiney is not used to feeling pressure?  Thinking that he might crumple like a tear stained tissue?

Fuck 'im.

And GIG 'EM.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 04:18:51 PM
Anyone want to give an over/under on Saban having an epileptic fit on the sidelines?
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:20:25 PM
Anyone want to give an over/under on Saban having an epileptic fit on the sidelines?
He's already whinning to the officials about the speed.
What a retarded douche bag
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:21:44 PM
Tweet of the day so far:

RT @MattZemek_CFN: If Nick Saban hates a given style of offense, that's the offense you should run. This is now 100 percent obvious, SEC. Learn your lesson(s).
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:22:42 PM
Supposedly, this offense won't work in the SEC.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:24:41 PM
TD Aggies, this is goddamned great shit
Buck Fama
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:30:56 PM
Sure is quiet in turdtown, whoops missed the PAT, that's the only thing the turds have to cheer about.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:33:45 PM
Supposedly, this offense won't work in the SEC.

So can we get on the Aubphone to their OC instead of the guy from Louisville?
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 04:34:13 PM
Well, fuck.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:36:48 PM
RT @ESPN_Colin: I'm confused. Does this mean Texas A and M can beat NFL teams too?
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:36:58 PM
So can we get on the Aubphone to their OC instead of the guy from Louisville?

Gotta say, I'm more impressed with their Def.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:39:17 PM
Turds get first 1st down 20-0 down.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:39:42 PM
Gotta say, I'm more impressed with their Def.

Very true but the running lanes are there. Bama is just doing it wrong. And this drive they are doing it right. Gashing the Aggs
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 04:45:13 PM
Here come the SEC refs to protect Bama. Easily an extra yard on that spot. He fell forward, while already out of bounds) into the marker.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:45:29 PM
Why do I feel like this is a grand set up so Saban can have a big comeback?

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:45:33 PM
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 04:47:38 PM
Here come the SEC refs to protect Bama. Easily an extra yard on that spot. He fell forward, while already out of bounds) into the marker.
I saw some of the worst holding I've ever seen with a ref staring right at it.  No call. 

Slive must have called in.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 04:48:20 PM
That fucking spot...the ref had to step over the player to mark it...
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Prowler on November 10, 2012, 04:50:37 PM
I just muted the game, because I can not stand Verne and Gary splooging everytime uat does something good....”That's a much needed TD for bama *sigh of relief*”
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 04:51:56 PM
I saw some of the worst holding I've ever seen with a ref staring right at it.  No call. 

Slive must have called in.
Isn't that their cheer "Hold Tide Hold"
Motherfuckers are pros at it.

Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 04:52:35 PM
Johnny Football is fucking Houdini.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:56:17 PM
Why let anyone by JM do something on 3rd down? He's making it happen like Heidi Flies on a Saturday night.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Prowler on November 10, 2012, 04:56:33 PM
I saw some of the worst holding I've ever seen with a ref staring right at it.  No call. 

Slive must have called in.
Yup, whenever the back of the Jersey starts getting pulled over the shoulder pads, that's a hold and it normally happens on a big run.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 04:59:54 PM
I can hear it now.

 "Pawwwwl. Bama is so badass we can spot Johnny Foosball 20 points and still whoop his ass. Pawwwl, you reckon they just go ahead and mail us the Super Bowl trophy too? I'll hangup n lisin."
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 05:08:25 PM
Great gooily moogily
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:08:37 PM
I know how thls is going to end.  This may be my last hurrah for a while.  The blatant ref favoritism is too much.  Too much money involved for Bama to not win the nc. 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 05:10:37 PM
I know how thls is going to end.  This may be my last hurrah for a while.  The blatant ref favoritism is too much.  Too much money involved for Bama to not win the nc.
It would have been nice if some of that blatant favoritism had manifested before 20-0.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 05:12:11 PM
It would have been nice if some of that blatant favoritism had manifested before 20-0.

There's only so much you can do and not be TOTALLY obvious.  But Bammer has gotten the benefit of every spot thus far.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:13:53 PM
It would have been nice if some of that blatant favoritism had manifested before 20-0.
You're blinded by your team.  It's ok.  We probably got the same treatment in 2010.  I'm sure Slive helped us cover up the Newton scandal.  It's not a Bama thing.  This is a "help the sec win the bcs and get all that money."
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:15:08 PM
There's only so much you can do and not be TOTALLY obvious.  But Bammer has gotten the benefit of every spot thus far.
Multiple holds on run and pass plays.  Some pass interference on a pass play that luckily went a&m's way. 

It's awful.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 05:15:53 PM
It would have been nice if some of that blatant favoritism had manifested before 20-0.

TAMU was moving too fast...
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 05:17:37 PM
You're blinded by your team.  It's ok.  We probably got the same treatment in 2010.  I'm sure Slive helped us cover up the Newton scandal.  It's not a Bama thing.  This is a "help the sec win the bcs and get all that money."

Said it before and say it again...after 2010 the rest of the SEC can take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut on a gravel driveway.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:20:11 PM
TAMU was moving too fast...
I'm not saying the game is fixed.  A&M can win.  They could win 66 to 14.  But they're going to have to overcome bama's holding, high contact past five yards defense, and always a few more inches spots.  Just enough to give Bama the advantage.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 10, 2012, 05:23:27 PM
Said it before and say it again...after 2010 the rest of the SEC can take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut on a gravel driveway.
Amen! Screw the SEC.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 05:44:13 PM
Last play perfect example. #10 getting his jersey ripped off and no flag.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 05:49:59 PM
only to be topped by a phantom offensive pass interference call to screw aTms drive
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:50:09 PM
And I'm done.  The worst offensive pi call ever.  Literally.  None have been worse than tht. 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2012, 05:51:38 PM
And holding on the aggies!!!! 

Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: jmar on November 10, 2012, 05:52:56 PM
And I'm done.  The worst offensive pi call ever.  Literally.  None have been worse than tht.
Agree. Been silent up till that point knowing where the game is but that was just pissy.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 05:53:08 PM
11 on 16 out there
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 10, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
Welcome to tuscaloosa, Aggies.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:02:05 PM
Aggs and JM best be mertriculating the football down the field this drive.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 06:08:10 PM
You're blinded by your team.  It's ok.  We probably got the same treatment in 2010.  I'm sure Slive helped us cover up the Newton scandal.  It's not a Bama thing.  This is a "help the sec win the bcs and get all that money."
No.

It's a Bama thing. It's a Slive & Saban BFF thing.

Definitely weren't protecting their money in 2010.

http://vimeo.com/17239995
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
(http://yfrog.com/scaled/landing/877/yoitk.jpg)

(http://yfrog.com/scaled/landing/816/hk5er.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:12:32 PM
Oregon would have 40 points on these cocksuckers right now.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: jmar on November 10, 2012, 06:17:22 PM
Oregon would have 40 points on these cocksuckers right now.
three out of 10 tries
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:20:10 PM
Why run that speed option? Stupid play call there.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:29:35 PM
Yeah AJ McCarron sure looks like a Heisman QB  :taunt:
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 10, 2012, 06:32:41 PM
Yeah AJ McCarron sure looks like a Heisman QB  :taunt:
His tears make him a candidate.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:37:54 PM
Kicker hooks it. Still 23-17 with 10:15 to play. Long time. Can't be leaving points on the field. Ask LSU.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 06:42:02 PM
FUMBLE!!!!

Fuck yes!!!

Do not fuck this up, Aggies!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:43:51 PM
Aggies force a fumble from Yeldon!

Now get in the endzone Johnny Football!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:45:12 PM
What a throw and catch. And this guy is just a Freshman?

Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:48:07 PM
Dagger in that Crimson Tide heart! 29-17 with 8:37 to go.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 10, 2012, 06:49:45 PM
Can I get another shot of AJ McCarron crying?
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 06:50:00 PM
Not sure Bama can pull this one off. 

Jesus, Manziel is a baller.  Great job by the whole team, really.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: AUChizad on November 10, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
::FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING::
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 06:58:32 PM
Big TD there. Watch out
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 07:07:39 PM
BOOM! INT in the ENDZONE



Then lame call on third down. Guess they playing conservative. Dangerous game to play with Alabama in their home stadium.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Six on November 10, 2012, 07:14:34 PM
::FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING::

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iMfCVm7dBJI/UJ7sxIkJ8tI/AAAAAAAAAE4/DuegQuqk35Q/s320/atm.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 10, 2012, 07:15:34 PM
Bammer's lose! Ducks to move up.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: JR4AU on November 10, 2012, 07:18:59 PM
Fuck the turds.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: oldautiger on November 10, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
Not sure Bama can pull this one off. 

Jesus, Manziel is a baller.  Great job by the whole team, really.
Pretty damn close there RWS, but close only counts in horshoes and grenades.  Don't worry, you'll be able to watch us get our ass handed to us tonight, then the turds will skull fuck us at the IB.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on November 10, 2012, 07:28:50 PM
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. I just went outside. The air, it's so fresh and crisp. As I drove around the Appalachian foothills today, the leaves were turning and it was gorgeous. Right now I hear a couple of mockingbirds singing in the distance.

I'm even drinking this, and it tastes so sweet:

(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o747/skylander7/th_IMG_20121110_182108_zpsfb5ff36d.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/albums/o747/skylander7/?action=view&current=IMG_20121110_182108_zpsfb5ff36d.jpg)

Why?

HAHAHA fuck the mullet tyde. All of the janitors, gate guards, protozoan brain inbred fucks can now feel the butthurt flow through them. They can taste the taint of an 18 year old QB. They can watch that crystal trophy fly away.. "fly away little crystal birdy, fly away now." We can hear on Finebaum "BUT PAAAAAAAAAAAWL SABANANAN LET DEM WIN, CAUSE IT'S VETERANS DAY AND THEY HAVE MILITARY TRADITIUNS"

We may lose to thUGA, we may have a shitty season.. but you know what, at least there's this small little bit of beauty in the world.

Call me "that" fan, call me a piece of shit, call me a very bad football fan... I'm all outta fucks to give. Sorry, I'm at E.

Thanks for listening.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Token on November 10, 2012, 07:29:34 PM
1st and goal at the 7, and they line up in shotgun 3 times. That's pussy football and they deserved to lose.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Prowler on November 10, 2012, 07:30:01 PM
I decided to un-mute to hear Vern and Gary for the final 1:00...Gary said, ”Well, you know Oregon and Kansas State have atleast one more tough game on their schedule as does Notre Dame, so bama can still get back in...”

Really GARY?!?!? Can you and you fat assed buddy be anymore obvious? I mean seriously. Listening to them commentate on a bama game is just like sitting next to a group of retarded, inbred bammers watching the game. Fucking disgusting.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 07:30:26 PM
Really well played game for the Aggies.  I think that they will do well the rest of the way.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 08:32:17 PM
You're blinded by your team.  It's ok.  We probably got the same treatment in 2010.  I'm sure Slive helped us cover up the Newton scandal.  It's not a Bama thing.  This is a "help the sec win the bcs and get all that money."
I hardly saw any of the game.  Just saying, if the refs are throwing the game as you say they are, then they aren't doing a good job of it. 
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
For the record?  Shug, CCTAU, PCT, Jarhead and I all picked the upset in the Battle for the Crown.

I could SMELL it.

And... Shug, Jarhead and I went for 10 points, baby.

Sweet.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: CCTAU on November 10, 2012, 09:08:57 PM
For the record?  Shug, CCTAU, PCT, Jarhead and I all picked the upset in the Battle for the Crown.

I could SMELL it.

And... Shug, Jarhead and I went for 10 points, baby.

Sweet.

I can't take credit. I ALWAYS PICK AGAINST THE TURDS!
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: djsimp on November 10, 2012, 09:28:16 PM
Who gives a fuck if bama lost. I find no pleasure when they lose, especially when Auburn looks like
pathetic shit.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Yoda on November 10, 2012, 09:33:10 PM
So how did a true freshman QB thrash the best defense ever/NFL defense/the master Smart and Lord Saban?
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 10, 2012, 09:40:05 PM
(http://keepcalmandjohnnyfootball.com/img/KeepCalmAndJohnnyFootball.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 10, 2012, 09:43:59 PM
So how did a true freshman QB thrash the best defense ever/NFL defense/the master Smart and Lord Saban?

I have understood something like that to be called development.  We don't have that so I am not sure what that it is.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: RWS on November 10, 2012, 09:52:21 PM
1st and goal at the 7, and they line up in shotgun 3 times. That's pussy football and they deserved to lose.
I was rather confused by that as well.  Extremely confused.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Prowler on November 10, 2012, 10:35:25 PM
Btw, Coach sabben commented on the AJ McTattoo INT, he stated...”We thought that the pick play would've worked in that situation, we just didn't get a good enough pick on the defender.”

Really coach, you do realize that the pick play its illegal right?  Of course you do. So, you have a designated pass play that you refer to it as the ”pick play” and you state, on record, that your players didn't do something ILLEGAL enough and that's one of the reasons why you lost? Nothing to see there NCAA, it's just another bama coach knowingly breaking the rules put in place by you.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 10, 2012, 11:36:34 PM
TAMU and Johnny Football have done the impossible, and that makes them mighty.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: The Prowler on November 11, 2012, 02:03:29 AM
Johnny Football is about to become Johnny Heisman.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: Jumbo on November 11, 2012, 02:13:01 AM
Johnny Football is about to become Johnny Heisman.
He's by far the most impressive college football player this season.
Title: Re: Johnny Football
Post by: jmar on November 11, 2012, 05:15:57 AM
Collin Klein is pretty good but Scooby's heroics seem to indicate there are at least two teams that could beat the Chiefs and Jaguars.