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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUownsU on October 24, 2012, 10:16:25 AM
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So now Mike Slime is telling teams who they can't hire?
According to a trusted insider on TOS, Auburn, Tennessee, and Kentucky have been informed by Mike Slime that Bobby Petrino isn't a good fit for the SEC, and they are strongly discouraged from hiring him. Said insider also stated explicitly that this is due to direct influence from bammer.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=10056790
Another guy in the thread posted this..
Believe me, I am as skeptical as anyone when it comes to supposed insiders. Ask waverlytigers about that if you don't believe me.
There are exactly four posters on the three main Auburn websites that I trust as being true insiders, with spotless track records. This came from one of them. If he posted it, someone within the halls of the AU athletic complex believes it to be true.
Jay Tate also chimed in with a comment on that thread that "yeah, the SEC also told us to sit Cam." That was all he said, which was hardly an official confirmation, but if something is blatantly false Jay won't hesitate to shoot it down. So at the very least Jay has heard the same things from sources he trusts, or he wouldn't have posted that, or at the very least just wouldn't have said anything. Furthermore, Phillip Marshall's "denial" was about as weak a denial as I've ever seen. In saying "that's not what I said," he essentially said "I can't say exactly what I've heard."
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Now I usually ain't one to throw my tin foil hat on this early in the morning BUT these fuckers have some valid points with the SEC office being full of goat fuckers: Mark Walmack and Steve (UAT will never get called for holding as long as I'm head of the officials) Shaw are a couple prime examples. They also have valid points about UAT being the main culprit in blocking Auburn's move to the SEC East.
Oh and one last bit of evidence in case you ain't got your foil on already..
http://capstonereport.com/2012/10/23/do-alabama-fans-fear-bobby-petrino-at-auburn/17969/
You know that if the goat fuckers at the Crapstain Retort will admit in an open forum that Harvey U. doesn't want no part of BMFP at Auburn, then there is gonna be some moving and shaking over in the west side of the state to keep this from happening.
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Regardless of the veracity of this (and I doubt it pretty strongly): Fuck Slive and the SEC. They didn't have our back during the Newton fiasco.
They can all get fisted by John Merrick.
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Regardless of the veracity of this (and I doubt it pretty strongly): Fuck Slive and the SEC. They didn't have out back during the Newton fiasco.
They can all get fisted by John Merrick.
Kinky
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Kinky
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Hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.
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Plays right into what I was saying last night in a thread. A lot of people do not want BP at Auburn because they know he will win. It scares a lot of people in this state.
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Plays right into what I was saying last night in a thread. A lot of people do not want BP at Auburn because they know he will win. It scares a lot of people in this state.
See I don't buy that bullshit. If they are scared then they are stupid. I hate the motherfucker with every fiber of my being, but right now they have the best college football coach in the country. Scared of fuckin what?
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There's one very small problem with this. Neither Auburn, nor Tennessee nor Kentucky have coaching vacancies.
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There's one very small problem with this. Neither Auburn, nor Tennessee nor Kentucky have coaching vacancies.
So Petrino is going to Idaho?
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If true, you know JJ would just bend over and take it. He's too big of a vag to stand up. I don't think it really matters one way or another until JJ goes. Him being a 'man of character,' I doubt he'd hire BMFP anyway. He probably has his eyes on somebody like Kevin Wilson at Indiana University (he's 3-11 halfway through his second year so he fits the profile).
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So Petrino is going to Idaho?
Corch Potato Head
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Hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.
It's inter-species erotica, fucko.
See I don't buy that bullshit. If they are scared then they are stupid. I hate the motherfucker with every fiber of my being, but right now they have the best college football coach in the country. Scared of fuckin what?
Competition. It's not enough for them to win...everyone else has to be castrated and pose zero threat.
They are giant vaginas.
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Regardless of the veracity of this (and I doubt it pretty strongly): Fuck Slive and the SEC. They didn't have our back during the Newton fiasco.
They can all get fisted by John Merrick.
I'm not saying it's 100% fact, but I don't doubt one bit that there's at least a kernel of truth to this.
I know I tiptoe the "fringe" tinfoil line when I say this, but Slive is "in on it", as far as being buddies with Saban and cooperating with his requests. Maybe not formally and explicitly, but they talk. And I absolutely believe that Slive tries to do what he can to curry favor to Saban.
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I'm not saying it's 100% fact, but I don't doubt one bit that there's at least a kernel of truth to this.
I know I tiptoe the "fringe" tinfoil line when I say this, but Slive is "in on it", as far as being buddies with Saban and cooperating with his requests. Maybe not formally and explicitly, but they talk. And I absolutely believe that Slive tries to do what he can to curry favor to Saban.
Its called dolla bills, and right now especially, bama is bringing in major dolla bills to the SEC.
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Its called dolla bills, and right now especially, bama is bringing in major dolla bills to the SEC.
If it's money that motivates, then it can only be good for the SEC to have another top-tier coach.
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Competition. It's not enough for them to win...everyone else has to be castrated and pose zero threat.
They are giant vaginas.
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Yep, they love pencil whipping up some NCs, but they fucking hate competing for them.
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If it's money that motivates, then it can only be good for the SEC to have another top-tier coach.
One would think, but how much money does it take to keep that from happening? I'm not all about
the whole black helicopter bullshit but nothing would surprise me these days.
I really don't think that this it what is happening. If this were to actually come to light as being truth,
that could really fuck some shit up for Slive and the SEC. I mean right now the SEC is on the top of the
CFB world. Something like this could/would turn the tables in a bad way, imo.
Also if this were to be true, the Petrino block that is, couldn't Petrino sue the living shit out of the SEC or Mike Slive?
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One would think, but how much money does it take to keep that from happening? I'm not all about
the whole black helicopter bullshit but nothing would surprise me these days.
I really don't think that this it what is happening. If this were to actually come to light as being truth,
that could really fuck some shit up for Slive and the SEC. I mean right now the SEC is on the top of the
CFB world. Something like this could/would turn the tables in a bad way, imo.
Also if this were to be true, the Petrino block that is, couldn't Petrino sue the living shit out of the SEC or Mike Slive?
In answer to your question...yes!
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In answer to your question...yes!
What do you care? Wait, what....
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In answer to your question...yes!
You are always right there when I need you.
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You are always right there when I need you.
I'm not a fan of hiring BP. But if this crap is true, I am all on board. Who in the hell is the SEC to tell us who to hire?
This is our cowpie, let us wallow in it without interference.
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I'm not a fan of hiring BP. But if this crap is true, I am all on board. Who in the hell is the SEC to tell us who to hire?
This is our cowpie, let us wallow in it without interference.
Damn right. And if this shit is true, and it is bammer driven, fuck them all harder. Come on BMFP!
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Point to ponder...
Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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Point to ponder...
Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or is it a cool opotamus?
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Point to ponder...
Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
...or is Saban leaving for the Browns and they want to hold off so they can hire BMFP themselves?!?!?!
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Point of order isn't it BJFP?
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Point of order isn't it BJFP?
Bobby Just Fired Petrino?
Bobby Jelly Fries Petrino?
Bobby Just Fine Petrino?
Bobby Jism Fap Petrino?
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or is it a cool opotamus?
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
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Bobby Just Fired Petrino?
Bobby Jelly Fries Petrino?
Bobby Just Fine Petrino?
Bobby Jism Fap Petrino?
Bobby "Jessica Fucking" Petrino
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
"Little person" asshole! Little person!
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"Little person" asshole! Little person!
A little person's asshole? Mmmm.....
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JUMBO shrimp
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JUMBO shrimp
Military Intelligence
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JUMBO shrimp
Military Intelligence
New & Improved
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New & Improved
Which one is it? I love it when they say preferred 2 to 1 over the leading brand. Really? then shouldn't you be the leading brand? And your shit is so much better than the leading brand....why are they the leading brand?
And $79.99. No really...that sounds so much better than $80.00.
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New & Improved
Auburn Offense...wait, what?
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Which one is it? I love it when they say preferred 2 to 1 over the leading brand. Really? then shouldn't you be the leading brand? And your shit is so much better than the leading brand....why are they the leading brand?
And $79.99. No really...that sounds so much better than $80.00.
And who is that 5th dentist that doesn't recommend Tooth paste?
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The topic mentions black helicopters and tin foil.
BF is nowhere to be seen.
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Not even going to try and figure out how this post relates to the thread. But I fully intend on fapping to it.
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Good gawd, P. Just got back from cleaning up. Now, I gotta' go again.
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You motherfucker.
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Good gawd, P. Just got back from cleaning up. Now, I gotta' go again.
That's the â€Babysitter Twins†Electra and Elisa (iirc).
They're â€cleaning†each other in that pic.
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I like 'em round and big, and when I'm thrown a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin like a animal...
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You motherfucker.
That's not how it goes. It's, "I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover..."