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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Jumbo on October 21, 2012, 11:48:51 AM

Title: Alarming Stats
Post by: Jumbo on October 21, 2012, 11:48:51 AM
@AUGoldMine: Out of 120 teams, Auburn ranked 119 in total offense, 118 in scoring, 117 in INTs, 115 in turnovers, 113 in passing, 112 in turnover margin.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2012, 11:58:37 AM
A bumbfuckling of biblical proportions.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: AUownsU on October 21, 2012, 12:05:00 PM
A sign they've already told Chizik he is gone, is the fact that he hasn't already fired CSL. Seriously the PTB need to step up and chop some motherfucking heads today and start talking to the players to convince them not to jump ship. Rumors of Blakely and Florence quitting.  :facepalm: If true Mason won't have to worry about getting all the carries he wants. He will be the only scholarship RB left on the roster next year.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 21, 2012, 12:06:23 PM
Didn't ole gene say he was getting more involved with the offense?

Based on those number I would say he is.

And lets have some fun with those numbers and our suckage. Lets get the NCAA to let us have a bowl game with what ever team ends up at 119th (we should be 120th by end of the year) We can call it a couple of names.

The Suck bowl     Sponsored by the Porn industry.

The Abortion bowl      Sponsored by some free clinic.

The losing coach at the end of the game has to go to mid field gets his head shaved and fired on the spot.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: chinook on October 21, 2012, 12:50:17 PM


The Suck bowl     Sponsored by the Porn industry.



we say, otherwise.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: JR4AU on October 21, 2012, 01:09:31 PM
We sux beyond all suckage.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2012, 01:45:07 PM
BREAKING NEWS

We are now ranked dead last - 120th out of 120 teams - in offense.

 http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/netTotalYards

Film at 11.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: GH2001 on October 21, 2012, 01:51:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS

We are now ranked dead last - 120th out of 120 teams - in offense.

 http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/netTotalYards

Film at 11.
Yardage and scoring.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2012, 01:54:50 PM
Yardage and scoring.
The 2 that really matter.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: GH2001 on October 21, 2012, 01:57:53 PM
The 2 that really matter.

I've rarely seen a team that is first or last in both. We just suck at it all. Yards, points and turnovers.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: jmar on October 21, 2012, 02:47:14 PM
I've rarely seen a team that is first or last in both. We just suck at it all. Yards, points and turnovers.
And we do/don't do all that in three quarters of play.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: auburnredwing on October 21, 2012, 06:41:01 PM
Theodore da roof is on fire has a top 25 defense

I'll hang up and listen
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 21, 2012, 06:50:37 PM
Theodore da roof is on fire has a top 25 defense

I'll hang up and listen

Another sign of where the problem really is.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: RWS on October 21, 2012, 07:03:56 PM
What's sad is that in '08, without a real OC for half of the season, AU was still better in those offensive categories than this year's team.  AND they managed to win 5 games that season.  They fired a coach like CTT for that shit.  If they don't fire Chizik for this season, then there are some poor decisions being made.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2012, 07:15:28 PM
If they don't fire Chizik for this season, then there are some poor decisions being made.
You think? You come up with that thought all on your own? You are a regular rocket surgeon.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 21, 2012, 07:19:22 PM
Not last in everything!
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXbGGYjOUOJSRWywtsi8pqw5K3RlaPAOSF40tHg-iL2epFG-XDvqYWKU61)
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: djsimp on October 21, 2012, 07:20:59 PM
You think? You come up with that thought all on your own? You are a regular rocket surgeon.

He uses Old Spice.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 21, 2012, 07:56:36 PM
then there are some poor decisions being made.

You fucking think, genius???
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2012, 09:53:32 PM
You fucking think, genius???
He's not the best color man in the business for nothin folks.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: AUJarhead on October 21, 2012, 10:05:25 PM
A regular Norman Einstein.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Jumbo on October 22, 2012, 01:48:11 AM
Not last in everything!
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXbGGYjOUOJSRWywtsi8pqw5K3RlaPAOSF40tHg-iL2epFG-XDvqYWKU61)
Damn killa.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: The Prowler on October 22, 2012, 05:02:03 AM
So, Coach Franklin wasn't such a horrible coach afterall...told y'all.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: AUChizad on October 22, 2012, 09:50:22 AM
So, Coach Franklin wasn't such a horrible coach afterall...told y'all.
You're so right about everything.

 :bite:
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: RWS on October 22, 2012, 10:53:14 AM
So, Coach Franklin wasn't such a horrible coach afterall...told y'all.
Well, last week we were all morons according to you because we didn't subscribe to the theory that this would all be fixed because your crystal replica tells you that Chizik will fix it, just like he fixed the defense.
Title: Re: Alarming Stats
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2012, 11:26:10 AM
Well, last week we were all morons according to you because we didn't subscribe to the theory that this would all be fixed because your crystal replica tells you that Chizik will fix it, just like he fixed the defense.
impatient fucker