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Title: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 09:46:35 AM
May have been posted.  I haven't read all 8,000 posts since the cluster that was Saturday.  Since our MNC season, this team has dropped SEC games by deficits of:

21

17

18

28

38

35

24

19 games since 2010 and we're not even remotely competitive.  Okay, to be fair, we did only lose by 2 to LSU....so there's that.  I say we keep the margin of victory (By Vanderbilt) to under 20. 

On another note, I heard on teh sports talkies this morning that Chizik now says Farazha is hurt, Dismukes didn't make the trip (I knew he had an injury) Chris Davis was out, Dee Ford was out.  Did Lemonier even play? I saqw Sanders and Owens in a ton.   
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 09:50:13 AM
Just saw the Frazieers injury thread.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUChizad on October 15, 2012, 10:19:02 AM
With this weekend's loss, we have replaced Ole Miss as the team with the longest losing streak against SEC opponents. I think by the margin of victories by our opponents, it's safe to say that we are the worst team in the entire SEC at present moment.

In all likelihood, we will place last in the SEC. Losing to every single team in the league.

People point to Barfield as our worst coach, but really they should point to Earl Brown.

In 1948 he was 0-8 in the SEC, and also lost to Clemson, tied La Tech, and only beat Southern Miss.

Two years later in 1950, he went a solid 0-10. He was fired.

Two years after that, Shug's second year in 1952, he beat Wofford & Clemson, but lost every other game.

Barfield got fired for going 0-6 in the SEC in 1980, but he was 5-6 overall.

1998 was the worst season that I personally remember, but hey, even then we at least beat Ole Miss. And both of our cupcakes. In those days, we would have tied our first cupcake, LaMonroe, and we would be sitting at 0-4-1.

So if we lose to Vandy next week, it pretty much guarantees that we have a worse season than 98. I'd say worse than the 1980 Barfield swan song, since at least he finished the season with 5 wins. Shug didn't get cupcakes, and at least he beat Clemson.

Therefore, I'd say you have to go back to Earl Brown's turd of a season in 1950 to find a season this bad in Auburn history.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2012, 10:56:54 AM
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2012, 11:18:10 AM
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...

And swimming lost its coach.

Jay Jacobs RULES!
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2012, 11:18:44 AM
Yeah but our equestrian team rocks!
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 11:22:55 AM
Yeah but our equestrian team rocks!

THIS^^^  You people need to calm the fuck down. 
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2012, 11:25:46 AM
THIS^^^  You people need to calm the fuck down.

Creed muthafuckers!
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Jumbo on October 15, 2012, 11:39:42 AM
Creed muthafuckers!
I've created my own prison.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: djsimp on October 15, 2012, 12:00:20 PM
I've created my own prison.

I am Weathered.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 12:01:44 PM
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: jmar on October 15, 2012, 12:14:05 PM
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...
Shouln't come from a sidewalk fan but you guys might need to organize an "ALL OUT" campaign to oust the AD on down for this miserable excuse of a program. Might start by allying with (gulp) other Auburn blog sites to get the ball rolling before it takes a decade or more to free it from this plague.
Just a thought. 
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: The Six on October 15, 2012, 12:55:53 PM
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

Gene Chizik is worth more than Ten Sabans.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

I cry out to God seeking only his decision, but Satan keeps stealing my thoughts.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2012, 01:26:53 PM
I cry out to God seeking only his decision, but Satan keeps stealing my thoughts.

If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: JR4AU on October 15, 2012, 01:35:35 PM
If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 01:40:16 PM
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: The Six on October 15, 2012, 01:43:27 PM
Shouln't come from a sidewalk fan but you guys might need to organize an "ALL OUT" campaign to oust the AD on down for this miserable excuse of a program. Might start by allying with (gulp) other Auburn blog sites to get the ball rolling before it takes a decade or more to free it from this plague.
Just a thought.

BULL! We need to be renaming the stadium and STAT.

Jordan-Hare-Chizik Stadium.

Get on the patience train!
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2012, 01:46:28 PM
You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 01:54:37 PM
If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

^^^

Doesn't listen to Creed.   :(
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2012, 01:58:17 PM
^^^

Doesn't listen to Creed.   :(

Haven't you been listening at all? Go beat your meat and then you can come back and discuss the pudding.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2012, 01:59:53 PM
Fuck this...

We don't need no education and we definitely don't need no thought control.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 02:07:19 PM
Fuck this...

We don't need no education and we definitely don't need no thought control.

The loss to Ole Piss was just another brick in the wall.  A wall that I hope falls on this administration.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 15, 2012, 02:18:44 PM
The loss to Ole Piss was just another brick in the wall.  A wall that I hope falls on this administration.

Well, I intend to be comfortably numb for the TAMU game. Who's with me?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 02:24:24 PM
Well, I intend to be comfortably numb for the TAMU game. Who's with me?

Should be an 11:00am kickoff which means I should be on about my 4Th beer in Auburn-Really don't know if I will make into the stadium (Will have more fun at the Xgating)-I have sent feelers out to some of my friends in Opelika to see if they want to buy my tickets-So far all No's and not even if I gave them away.

Hopefully empty seats will show the PTB to make some changes.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 02:54:17 PM
Should be an 11:00am kickoff which means I should be on about my 4Th beer in Auburn-Really don't know if I will make into the stadium (Will have more fun at the Xgating)-I have sent feelers out to some of my friends in Opelika to see if they want to buy my tickets-So far all No's and not even if I gave them away.

Hopefully empty seats will show the PTB to make some changes.

-Eleventeen for lack of random music referernce.. Any Pink Floyd song would have been Money
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 03:08:30 PM
-Eleventeen for lack of random music referernce.. Any Pink Floyd song would have been Money

Never liked Pink Floyd.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 03:09:24 PM
Never liked Pink Floyd.

Thread hijack killer
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2012, 03:11:11 PM
Never liked Pink Floyd.

Is that because you visited the dark side and got mooned?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 03:13:42 PM
Thread hijack killer

(http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv72/superfatman3/hijack.jpg)   
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2012, 03:23:16 PM
-Eleventeen for lack of random music referernce.. Any Pink Floyd song would have been Money


Well that's what that scam newton gangsta got.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2012, 03:39:20 PM
-Eleventeen for lack of random music referernce.. Any Pink Floyd song would have been Money

Shine on you crazy diamond
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: The Six on October 15, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
Game is at 6 p.m. on ESPNU.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 04:42:40 PM
Game is at 6 p.m. on ESPNU.

TA&M?  Damn, that would be a nice change.  Even though I probably won't go in the game...well, maybe I will....naaaa....oh alright, I'll go.


Unless I don't
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 04:47:08 PM
Game is at 6 p.m. on ESPNU.

First 1-6 team to ever be on espnu and a night game?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 04:49:34 PM
TA&M?  Damn, that would be a nice change.  Even though I probably won't go in the game...well, maybe I will....naaaa....oh alright, I'll go.


Unless I don't

Gives us more time to hang out and visit.  Still doubt we will be heading into the game.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 04:51:09 PM
Gives us more time to hang out and visit.  Still doubt we will be heading into the game.

True....true. 
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 04:52:25 PM
Gives us more time to hang out and visit.  Still doubt we will be heading into the game.

Lose drinking time inside the stadium.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
True....true.
As if you are gonna visit anyone.  Your tailgate is where ever Momma says it is.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 04:56:38 PM
As if you are gonna visit anyone.  Your tailgate is where ever Momma says it is.

Ha bitch.  I got a kitchen pass. 


I have to leave my penis at home....but I'm coming to the X-Gate. 
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 04:59:53 PM
Lose drinking time inside the stadium.

Yeah about that....considering I will be with a pregnant lady and a two year old, plus I am driving......

Beers will be consumed in small numbers and will be nursed.   
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 05:01:21 PM
Yeah about that....considering I will be with a pregnant lady and a two year old, plus I am driving......

Beers will be consumed in small numbers and will be nursed.

She doesn't know how to drive?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
Ha bitch.  I got a kitchen pass. 


I have to leave my penis at home....but I'm coming to the X-Gate.

Damn, really.  The bearings and the shaft?  That woman is mean!
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 05:03:30 PM
She doesn't know how to drive?

She does and can but it's kinda like that joke, "Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car?"..............
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2012, 05:04:44 PM
Damn, really.  The bearings and the shaft?  That woman is mean!

No, I get to bring the boys.  Not much point though without the Terminator.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
Yeah about that....considering I will be with a pregnant lady and a two year old, plus I am driving......

Beers will be consumed in small numbers and will be nursed.

No worries, I'll cover your portion.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 15, 2012, 05:06:44 PM
No worries, I'll cover your portion.

Awesome!   :sad:
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: JR4AU on October 15, 2012, 07:34:45 PM
Lose drinking time inside the stadium.

Why?  I carry mine in.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 15, 2012, 08:20:35 PM
Why?  I carry mine in.

Rules say no Alcohol inside the stadium and I follow the rules.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: JR4AU on October 15, 2012, 08:29:11 PM
Rules say no Alcohol inside the stadium and I follow the rules.

I don't.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: jmar on October 15, 2012, 08:36:39 PM
I don't.
He's a rogue stadium drinker with ax to grind.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 15, 2012, 09:21:35 PM
Rules say no Alcohol inside the stadium and I follow the rules.
Here at the rock, there are only 2 rules. First rule? Obey all rules.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: jmar on October 15, 2012, 09:25:27 PM
Here at the rock, there are only 2 rules. First rule? Obey all rules.
So you're assuming a falling down drunk can follow rules ay?
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2012, 10:22:49 PM
Here at the rock, there are only 2 rules. First rule? Obey all rules.

Rule #2: Do not write on the walls...as it takes a lot of work to remove writing off of walls.
Title: Re: More Proof
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2012, 11:49:50 AM
Here at the rock, there are only 2 rules. First rule? Obey all rules.

2nd rule-never talk about X-drink club.