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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 02:23:24 PM

Title: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 02:23:24 PM
We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility.  Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more.  Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: AWK on July 17, 2008, 02:25:20 PM
We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility.  Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more.  Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.
Taste like Shite Cafe...or Shite Your Pants Cafe
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 02:28:26 PM
I am liking what I am reading.  Strong first effort.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Kaos on July 17, 2008, 02:31:09 PM
We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility.  Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more.  Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.

Momma Ghaneemah's  

McDaghfal's

The Olive-skinned Garden

Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 02:32:19 PM
A subtile Auburn reference. 

Please to be continueing.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 17, 2008, 02:41:25 PM
Babylon Bistro
Medina's Revenge
Hussein's Squat-N-Gobble
Nacho Mamas Kitchen

/i gots nuttin'
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 17, 2008, 03:30:48 PM
Shitty Food  - and Dat's DFAC's, Jack (sound it out)

Corn on the COB
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 17, 2008, 03:35:12 PM
BTW, what prize is being offered for the winning suggestion? An all expenses paid vacation?
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 04:00:03 PM
BTW, what prize is being offered for the winning suggestion? An all expenses paid vacation?

A crab leg and steak dinner (which occurs every Wednesday anyway) for two on a day of your choosing, AAFES gift certificates worth about $40, a T-Shirt from Harley Davidson, some bullshit surprise gift from the local print shop and some other worthless trinkets.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Thrilla on July 17, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
A crab leg and steak dinner (which occurs every Wednesday anyway) for two on a day of your choosing, AAFES gift certificates worth about $40, a T-Shirt from Harley Davidson, some bullshit surprise gift from the local print shop and some other worthless trinkets.

Aahhhh...the AAFES.  Where taxes are null and the sundries are subpar.  Brings back fine memories, it does.

Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 17, 2008, 04:20:16 PM
Aahhhh...the AAFES.  Where taxes are null and the sundries are subpar.  Brings back fine memories, it does.

How the frick were you in the military?  We have strict height regulations and judging by what I've seen, you are about a course shy of being tall enough.

Lemme guess, your dad was a rotor head down at Rucker.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Thrilla on July 17, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
How the frick were you in the military?  We have strict height regulations and judging by what I've seen, you are about a course shy of being tall enough.

Lemme guess, your dad was a rotor head down at Rucker.

You are much brighter then you let on to be.  Army Brat, I was.

Rort Fucker also cut my paychecks for 3 summers (God Bless MWR), when I was a lifeguard at the Officer's Club pool.  You probably know from firsthand experience that most Army wives out there were hot, horny, and looked damn good in a bathing suit.  It was the best job evar.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 17, 2008, 06:04:29 PM
Mamma Riyja's Eatery  (Giving the MRE a bad name)

You May have to come up with a better Arab name starting with R
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on July 18, 2008, 01:38:12 AM
1. Baghdaddy's

2. The Camel's Breath Saloon

3. The Mellow Persian

4. Sand In the Boot Cafe

5. Arabian Nights Cafe


Chop's List!  :vn:

Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: GarMan on July 18, 2008, 12:35:02 PM
KFC...  Killed Fresh Camel
Achmeds Diner   :silence:
al Pollo Loco
al Ru Sans
Camelsteak and Shake
Infidel Hut

OR...  You could try for slightly higher end.

Ruths Abdul
Samir & Walliyullah's
The Ra'id Grill 

A helpful source for words to use... http://www.ummah.net/family/
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Kaos on July 18, 2008, 12:54:57 PM
Allahbees?

Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2008, 01:10:02 PM
Ben & Jihad's
Fatmaburger
Jamil in the Box
Dave & Barack's
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 18, 2008, 02:46:17 PM
Allahbees?


:thumbsup:

or TGIFarouqs
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: D-Day on July 18, 2008, 03:18:35 PM
Mess 'O Potamia Bar and Grille
Have A Bad Day Cafe
Stoploss Steakhouse
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 18, 2008, 03:34:09 PM
Camel Toe Cafe
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 18, 2008, 03:51:14 PM
The Fedayeen Feedbag
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: tiger88 on July 19, 2008, 08:52:18 PM
Pork is Okay Cafe

The Not So Mellow Mushroom



Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 19, 2008, 10:44:46 PM
Falafel House - "Declare Jihad on your hunger"
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 20, 2008, 04:08:53 AM
I like them all.  I am seriously going to submit some of these.  I will let you know if we win anything. 
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: wesfau2 on July 20, 2008, 11:31:38 AM
Falafel House - "Declare Jihad on your hunger"


Winner.
Title: Re: A new and exciting contest...
Post by: Tiger Six on July 20, 2008, 11:57:44 AM

Winner.

If it is indeed chosen the winner, the Chief gets an invite to share in the wonderful steak and crab leg dinner with me. 

Of course, he is responsible for his transportation costs over here.