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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on October 11, 2012, 03:00:01 PM
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:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
SIAP. Haven't been able to fuck around on the boards recently. But I didn't see this had its own thread, at least.
http://outkickthecoverage.com/gene-chiziks-wife-takes-to-facebook-to-rally-auburn-fans-fight-satan.php
Gene Chizik's Wife Takes To Facebook To Rally Auburn Fans, Fight Satan
Published on: October 10, 2012 | Written by: Clay Travis
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We know Auburn's Gene Chizik is on the hot seat because his team is 1-4 and coming off an awful 17 point home loss to Arkansas. Chizik has denied that he feels like he's on the hot seat.
We know that Gene Chizik knows he's on the hot seat now because his wife has taken to Facebook to suggest that if Auburn fans are all in they can combat the devil of not being all in. Also, if Auburn fans are all in they can occupy Wall Street, bring democracy to the Middle East, and have flash mobs.
This whole thing is such a mess.
Today Jonna Chizik posted this on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/jonna.chizik):
"I have given quite a lot of prayerful consideration to your desire to help and make a difference this season and I do have a thought. As you know, Social media can be a very powerful tool.
Recent examples of its power can be cited by googling how it played a primary role in the Occupy Wall Street protests, the uprising in Egypt, the Konya 2012 movement, and the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples.
Therefore, my humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL "ALL IN" movement of your own.
We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen.
We serve a God who recovers ALL that "has been stolen" from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.
Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole.
During the season of 2010 the fans came together each Friday afternoon to send our boys off with a reverse tiger walk and the effect of just that alone was palpable enough that it carried over onto the field each and every Saturday.
I encourage you to think outside the box and create something that will show the rest of the world WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO and why when we refer to ourselves as FAMILY that we mean it.
I look forward to see what you come up with.
Blessings, Jonna Chizik
P.S. feel free to share all of this as you feel led!
WAR EAGLE"
Oh, man.
I had the same reaction as y'all when I read this -- Satan must love Arkansas football. He's been rewarding them all season.
Personally, I can't wait for "the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples" to lead Auburn to victory over Ole Miss.
Auburn fans, your head coach's wife has truly rendered me speechless.
Time to occupy victory.
Clearly, Satan is an energy vampire.
A few minutes ago, Jonna Chizik posted a new Facebook message:
"To clarify my original post about utilizing social media to come together as a fan base in support of what Auburn stands for...when I refered to what satan has stolen from us as a whole I NEVER meant or even vaugely was refering to wins and/or losses on a football field. To be clear, I honestly believe that God doesn't care who wins a football game but I do know that we serve a GOD big enough to do as He pleases.
So for those who have misunderstood my humble attempt to get the best fan base in America to rally around a group of 17-22 year old young boys and for those that have misrepresented my words or my intent to unite the Auburn Family please forgive me for offending you with the integrity of my heart."
Warm up the jet, Jay.
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This has Mike DuBose II written all over it.
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Is she pretty hot? Blonde, if I recall
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Saw this earlier. Laughed to keep from crying.
Is she pretty hot? Blonde, if I recall
Cute, but I wouldn't classify her as hot.
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God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?
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God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?
:muttley:
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Freaking joke, we are.
Aye aye aye.
:doh:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyiNzuYBnIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyiNzuYBnIM)
:facepalm:
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SATAN?
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God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Torando.jpg)
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When embattled coaches wives take to making public statements, why is it that it NEVER works out good?
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I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)
(http://www.filmjackets.com/FILM_JACKETS/TALLADEGA%20NIGHTS/TalladegaNights005.jpg)
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I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)
I know. Now she has pissed off all of the atheist AU supporters.....
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I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)
(http://www.filmjackets.com/FILM_JACKETS/TALLADEGA%20NIGHTS/TalladegaNights005.jpg)
HE WAS A MAN, HE HAD A BEARD!
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I know. Now she has pissed off all of the atheist AU supporters.....
1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.
2) That was pretty batshit. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.
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1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.
2) That was pretty batshoot. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.
Well Satan coaches for Bama, who else would God support?
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1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.
2) That was pretty batshit. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.
That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses. What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered. But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding.
Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.
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That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses. What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered. But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding.
Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.
http://youtu.be/yV21TcbeAfY
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http://youtu.be/yV21TcbeAfY
You pulled up a clip of 2 dead guys. Also, side note, didn't realize Farley had been dead almost 15 years.
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You pulled up a clip of 2 dead guys. Also, side note, didn't realize Farley had been dead almost 15 years.
Sorry, I thought we were talking about who's gonna' start at QB tomorrow.
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She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past. No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special. I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do. If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.
Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems. It's a metaphor.
Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion.
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She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past. No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special. I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do. If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.
Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems. It's a metaphor.
Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion.
I took it as we need to pray, that Gene would find another job after this one..
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Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past. No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special. I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do. If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.
Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems. It's a metaphor.
Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion bottom boy.
Adjusted.
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That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses. What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered. But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding.
Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.
Is this less crazy?
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Is this less crazy?
You're an Atheist, or Agnostic if I recall?
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You're an Atheist, or Agnostic if I recall?
I told ya. She done pissed off the atheists.
Any time anybody mentions prayer, the people who don't truly understand prayer (or even the power of prayer) goes bananas.
She looks around and sees a lot of hate within and without the football team. She wants that to go away. And she feels the best way to fight hate is with prayer.
I don't see why the people going to hell (bad humor) get their panties in a wad. If they don't want to pray, don't. All she did was ask. She did not demand.
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Is this less crazy?
God nor Satan, if you choose to believe in them, could give a shit less about a football game and the unity of the fanbase. What has splintered the fanbase is 1-4 with the possibility of going 0-8 in SEC play for the first time in school history and it all being two years removed from hoisting the crystal ball. EDIT: Not some outside evil force of Satan. That is absurd.
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EDIT: Not some outside evil force of Satan. That is absurd.
IS IT? :rolleyes:
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IS IT? :rolleyes:
It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.
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It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.
WTF, really?
So you think Satan has plagued the Auburn fan base? Satan is pulling your strings to fuck with Prowler? Satan has orchestrated this unrest in the fan base? Really?
:bc:
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Sorry, I thought we were talking about who's gonna' start at QB tomorrow.
Clint Moseley.
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WTF, really?
So you think Satan has plagued the Auburn fan base? Satan is pulling your strings to fuck with Prowler? Satan has orchestrated this unrest in the fan base? Really?
:bc:
Do you believe in God, or Satan?
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Do you believe in God, or Satan?
So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?
Yes or no?
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So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?
Yes or no?
Yes!
Oh wait...I thought you said Saban.
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IS IT? :rolleyes:
It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.
I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base. What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product. Nothing more, nothing less.
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So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?
Yes or no?
I've asked you a question twice, you refuse to answer. So....
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I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base. What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product. Nothing more, nothing less.
Is Satan working specifically against Auburn, Auburn Fans, and Auburn football? No, I don't believe that. Are God and Satan involved in working for or against all aspects of what we as humans do? I believe that.
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I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base. What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product. Nothing more, nothing less.
Never heard Gene called that before.
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I've asked you a question twice, you refuse to answer. So....
I've asked you a question relevant to this discussion three times, and you've yet to answer it so...
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I've asked you a question relevant to this discussion three times, and you've yet to answer it so...
:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
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This is what Chizik and that stupid broad of a wife has brought Auburn to. Talking about whose team god is on and if the devil likes it up the ass.
The middle of god damn football season and this is what Auburn has become.
Fuck Chizik and his stupid fucking wife. Fuck them all. They need to leave now.
Fucking a I am pissed...
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This is what Chizik and that stupid broad of a wife has brought Auburn to. Talking about whose team god is on and if the devil likes it up the ass.
The middle of god damn football season and this is what Auburn has become.
Fuck Chizik and his stupid fucking wife. Fuck them all. They need to leave now.
Fucking a I am pissed...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vgYydigW2pA/Tq8RPFfje3I/AAAAAAAABH4/l1hTuurH4t4/s1600/zzz+the+exorcist+regan+sick.jpg)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vgYydigW2pA/Tq8RPFfje3I/AAAAAAAABH4/l1hTuurH4t4/s1600/zzz+the+exorcist+regan+sick.jpg)
Can she throw?
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Why is it so hard for some of you to believe satan is ripping this program apart? It just astounds me that so many of you refuse to see that satan is a very real threat and that his handiwork is obvious throughout the course of our downfall. I mean, with The Bear all in his ear....
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Can she throw?
She can hurl.
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She can hurl.
+2
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This is what Chizik and that stupid broad of a wife has brought Auburn to. Talking about whose team god is on and if the devil likes it up the ass.
The middle of god damn football season and this is what Auburn has become.
Fuck Chizik and his stupid fucking wife. Fuck them all. They need to leave now.
Fucking a I am pissed...
With all due respect and I do mean with all due respect...Fuck You.
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Fuck You.
uh oh, trouble
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uh oh, trouble
Clearly the Devil's doing.
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Clearly the Devil's doing.
Get thee away from me satan
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Fuck You.
uh oh, trouble
Why trouble? he clearly wants to touch him in a very physical manner.
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Why trouble? he clearly wants to touch him in a very physical manner.
I want to touch your face.
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uh oh, trouble
I edited it.
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I edited it.
Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this....
And totally redeem yourself!!!
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Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this....
And totally redeem yourself!!!
Still nothing of substance in any posts from you.
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Can she throw?
She could avoid the rush too, with her head on a swivel
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Sorry, I thought we were talking about who's gonna' start at QB tomorrow.
:rimshot: ^^ this did not go unoticed.
+10 for snappy timing and effect.