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Title: The Onion: Biden to Obama before debate: Rub One Out
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2012, 01:19:10 PM
CANNOT stop laughing...

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DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out” so that he could “get pussy off the mind” before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. “Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shit can’t focus if you’ve got a full load flaring up inside you,” said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, “Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while you’re polishing the ol’ Capitol dome.” “Hell, I must’ve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in ’08…and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift.” At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Biden’s “rare and always reliable” January 1979 edition of Playboy.
Title: Re: The Onion: Biden to Obama before debate: Rub One Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 01:20:39 PM
I had old Joe pictured as a Biker Chicks kind of guy...
Title: Re: The Onion: Biden to Obama before debate: Rub One Out
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
What's bad is that for some reason I understand the significance of this part.

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with Biden’s “rare and always reliable” January 1979 edition of Playboy.


That's the 25th anniversary edition.
Title: Re: The Onion: Biden to Obama before debate: Rub One Out
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 04, 2012, 06:28:23 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on October 04, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
What's bad is that for some reason I understand the significance of this part.


That's the 25th anniversary edition.

I got mine.