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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on September 24, 2012, 07:29:57 PM
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Bastard. And what's with outstanding warrants in Texas? Why haven't they come to get his sorry ass too?
The Bama in Harvey Updyke is spreading westward.
The confessed Toomer’s Oaks tree poisoner and meanest person in the world was apparently arrested in Hammond, La last week after causing a scene while trying to return a $110 lawnmower to a “national home improvement store.â€
The problem? Harvey thought it was worth $150. The charges? Terrorizing, obviously.
From NOLA.com:
When the arresting officer arrived, he advised Updyke to call an attorney. Updyke refused and said “he would take care of this on his own.â€
“He had a sad story,†said Hammond Police spokesman Lt. Vincent Giannobile. “He said he was going to prison anyway, he had a bad heart, and he didn’t care. He kept insinuating that he wasn’t going to take no for an answer.â€
Updyke said he would “come back and take care of everyone,†after the officer on scene told him he was not allowed back on the property. According to the report, he continued to tell the officer he would return to the store and “it would be his last time.â€
Giannobile said the officer felt Updyke’s statements and attitude were threatening, and arrested him.
Oh, and Texas, where Harvey once worked as a state trooper, also has a warrant out for his arrest. The charge? Terrorizing, obviously.
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:getoff:
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Maybe "suicide by cop" is the only way this bastard gets what he deserves.
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He'll be going to prison for long, long time...if he makes it.
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Maybe "suicide by cop" is the only way this bastard gets what he deserves.
Now THAT is an idea...
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He'll be going to prison for long, long time...if he makes it ever goes to trial..
Fixt
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Sure wish this piece of shit would get locked up with Goodwin and the gang. Maybe Leo Carson if he is still in there. It would be good to see our thug culture strat to pay dividens.
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Yeah, but that dayum Lowe's clerk put uh $cam Neeewten jersey on mah lawnmower!
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I figure he saw the trees in the garden center and freaked out.
Again - maybe one of the esteemed legal types on here can tell me how he can have warrants in two other states and (a) that has not been mentioned in connection with his case in AL, and (b) now that everyone knows where he is, why has some TX cop not showed up to arrest his sorry ass? Is it because his warrants are not for a serious enough offense and not worth the money to fetch him? He is obviously a menace to society.
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Yeah, but that dayum Lowe's clerk put uh $cam Neeewten jersey on mah lawnmower!
.... an they rolled the entire Bryant Faucets area in the plumbing isle with toilet paper.
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Outside of the outright crazy that he possesses this helps whatever cockimamie defense he will have in court. Goes to support that he is batshit crazy.
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Outside of the outright crazy that he possesses this helps whatever cockimamie defense he will have in court. Goes to support that he is batshit crazy.
He's crazy, but not by any legal standard.
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I hope they lock his ass up in a Maximum Security in Texas (inmates dislike former police officers)...plus if they put him in a prison in Alabama, he'll be held up like a fucking King, since most of the inmates there are of the inbred, miniature horse fucking, type (bammers).
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I hope they lock his ass up in a Maximum Security in Texas (inmates dislike former police officers)...plus if they put him in a prison in Alabama, he'll be held up like a fucking King, since most of the inmates there are of the inbred, miniature horse fucking, type (bammers).
Are either as tough as the Federal pound me in the ass prisons? Any way to send him there?
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Are either as tough as the Federal pound me in the ass prisons? Any way to send him there?
or worse, they should force him to watch Arkansas play football.
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or worse, they should force him to watch Arkansas play football.
Probably not the first dumpster fire Harvey has watched or been a part of.
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Dipshoot claims he never did nothing at the Lowe's, the lawnmowers were shoddy, and this is just another attempt for people to get him.
How did this guy ever protect and serve anything but himself?
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Dipshoot claims he never did nothing at the Lowe's, the lawnmowers were shoddy, and this is just another attempt for people to get him.
How did this guy ever protect and serve anything but himself?
Guarantee that the car wreck that ended his TXDPS career was friendly fire.