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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on September 22, 2012, 12:47:48 PM

Title: Joe Biden on Cheerleaders
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 22, 2012, 12:47:48 PM
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“The cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” he said. “They are amazing. You think I’m joking. You think I’m joking. They’re almost all gymnasts. The stuff they do on hardwood, it absolutely blows my mind

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/09/biden-declares-cheerleaders-the-best-athletes-in-college/
Title: Re: Joe Biden on Cheerleaders
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 23, 2012, 11:49:26 PM
They're almost all gymnasts?  So are they better than the people who are there on gymnastic scholarship?  Wouldn't that make the real gymnasts better than the almost gymnasts?

I bet he wrapped this up by telling us how Romney was going to eliminate the forward pass and put all the WR's in chains, ya'll.
Title: Re: Joe Biden on Cheerleaders
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 24, 2012, 07:26:25 AM
They're almost all gymnasts?  So are they better than the people who are there on gymnastic scholarship?  Wouldn't that make the real gymnasts better than the almost gymnasts?

I bet he wrapped this up by telling us how Romney was going to eliminate the forward pass and put all the WR's in chains, ya'll.

This is the X.  Focus on a different sentence in that quote. 
Title: Re: Joe Biden on Cheerleaders
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2012, 09:12:30 AM
This is the X.  Focus on a different sentence in that quote.

Yep
Title: Re: Joe Biden on Cheerleaders
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 24, 2012, 09:55:47 AM
This is the X.  Focus on a different sentence in that quote.

Take everything I said above and add "on hardwood" to the end. 

Then append this animated Kate Upton gif

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/12/3/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7452-1339484436-1.gif)

and a movie quote from Biloxi Blues for no apparent reason...

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The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.

and I may have created the ultimate X post.