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Title: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2012, 10:46:23 AM
I've really kind of been sitting out on all the debate...mostly between the entire board and Prowler..over To Fire Or Not To Fire Chizik.  And while I'm leaning more toward the position of it's time to move on, I'm still waiting on 2 things.  First, I have no illusions about winning this weekend.  But, I want to see some damn fight in this team.  I want to see the coaches, especially on defense, do some things that tell me they're at least trying to win this game.  (Hate to use Roof as a reference, but see Iron Bowl 09') I want to see Kalil Frazier show some sign that the light is coming on and he gives us hope that he may be a serviceable QB by years end.

The second thing is I want Auburn to beat Arkansas.  No excuses.  That's a bad, bad defense.  Auburn will have played 3 top 25 teams, had every opportunity to get an identity and have 2 weeks to prepare.  Plus, it's at home. So, bottom line for me is they at least try and trade punches with LSU and beat Arky.  If they do, then despite what seems to be the consensus around here, I'll ride it out and see where it goes.  If they can't do those 2 things, then fuck the whole lot of em'.  Ship this staff to Siberia after game 5.

BTDub...nothing is going to happen to Chizik this year regardless.  Jay Jacobs is a clueless, gutless worm and there are no more Bobby Lowders around to pull the trigger. 
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 20, 2012, 10:55:59 AM
I've really kind of been sitting out on all the debate...mostly between the entire board and Prowler..over To Fire Or Not To Fire Chizik.  And while I'm leaning more toward the position of it's time to move on, I'm still waiting on 2 things.  First, I have no illusions about winning this weekend.  But, I want to see some damn fight in this team.  I want to see the coaches, especially on defense, do some things that tell me they're at least trying to win this game.  (Hate to use Roof as a reference, but see Iron Bowl 09') I want to see Kalil Frazier show some sign that the light is coming on and he gives us hope that he may be a serviceable QB by years end.

The second thing is I want Auburn to beat Arkansas.  No excuses.  That's a bad, bad defense.  Auburn will have played 3 top 25 teams, had every opportunity to get an identity and have 2 weeks to prepare.  Plus, it's at home. So, bottom line for me is they at least try and trade punches with LSU and beat Arky.  If they do, then despite what seems to be the consensus around here, I'll ride it out and see where it goes.  If they can't do those 2 things, then fuck the whole lot of em'.  Ship this staff to Siberia after game 5.

I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: The Six on September 20, 2012, 11:05:40 AM
BTDub...nothing is going to happen to Chizik this year regardless.  Jay Jacobs is a clueless, gutless worm and there are no more Bobby Lowders around to pull the trigger.

Word.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2012, 11:10:31 AM
I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

That's what I'm afraid of.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: GH2001 on September 20, 2012, 11:20:52 AM
I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

It's like I thought it and you typed it.

Arky has a bad defense. But it's a bad SEC D. Clemson has a bad ACC defense. One of the worst. WVU could have hung 100 on them with their 3 star filled roster. Ball State moved the ball twice as good us against Clemson. And we still couldn't muster but one lucky TD against that squad. ON TURF. FSU could have a fun time with CU this weekend.

Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D. :facepalm:
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: djsimp on September 20, 2012, 11:26:14 AM
Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D. :facepalm:


I think it would be a better ball game if it was Tiger X vs Woopig.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: JR4AU on September 20, 2012, 11:26:36 AM
I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

No, it's not.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:31:11 AM

I think it would be a better ball game if it was Tiger X vs Woopig.

Hmmmm  Hogwally vs Jumbo in the trenches.  Could make for an interesting game.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: AUJarhead on September 20, 2012, 11:32:58 AM
I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 20, 2012, 11:34:16 AM
Hmmmm  Hogwally vs Jumbo in the trenches.  Could make for an interesting game.

Can Jumbo pull off the drunk cartwheel?  That's right...didn't think so!
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: GH2001 on September 20, 2012, 11:34:38 AM
I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer

or:

1.) testicle 1
2.) testicle 2
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:35:18 AM
Can Jumbo pull off the drunk cartwheel?  That's right...didn't think so!
Hey who's side are you on?
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:35:32 AM
or:

1.) testicle 1
2.) testicle 2
Ha   :classic:
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 20, 2012, 11:35:55 AM
Hey who's side are you on?

Fire Godfather Gene Chizik!
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:37:43 AM
Fire Godfather Gene Chizik!
I already resigned.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: GH2001 on September 20, 2012, 11:40:00 AM
Ha   :classic:

Or does he call them "lefty" and "righty"?

"Pancho and Lefty" maybe?
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
Or does he call them "lefty" and "righty"?

"Pancho and Lefty" maybe?
James Westhall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer

That's ll I need.  To put up a fight against LSU and beat Arky....and pussy.  That's all I need.  A fight against LSU and beating Arky and pussy.  That's all I need.  And this beer.  That's all I need.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: djsimp on September 20, 2012, 11:42:00 AM
Hey who's side are you on?

Just let him go. He'll be on the receiving end of an ass whoopin cause JR will have one
bad ass offensive scheme.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 11:49:57 AM
Just let him go. He'll be on the receiving end of an ass whoopin cause JR will have one
bad ass offensive scheme.
The Annexation of Puerto Rico?
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 20, 2012, 01:00:33 PM
The Annexation of Puerto Rico?

JR's in Hell.  JR's in pee-wee HELL!
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 01:08:58 PM
JR's in Hell.  JR's in pee-wee HELL!
ICE CHEST!
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Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: JR4AU on September 20, 2012, 01:12:31 PM
That's all I need.

...tight pussy, loose shoes, and warm place to shit. 

Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 20, 2012, 01:15:43 PM
It's like I thought it and you typed it.

Arky has a bad defense. But it's a bad SEC D. Clemson has a bad ACC defense. One of the worst. WVU could have hung 100 on them with their 3 star filled roster. Ball State moved the ball twice as good us against Clemson. And we still couldn't muster but one lucky TD against that squad. ON TURF. FSU could have a fun time with CU this weekend.

Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D.Against anyone’s D   :facepalm:

And I damn sure don't think our D can stop anyone (even AAM)
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Kaos on September 20, 2012, 01:42:05 PM
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 

Then I want to choose 12 more tomorrow. 

I think I have a better chance of getting those two things than the two that started this thread. 

Please to be delivering.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 01:43:55 PM
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 

Then I want to choose 12 more tomorrow. 

I think I have a better chance of getting those two things than the two that started this thread. 

Please to be delivering.
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 20, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?

Zazzing
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: GH2001 on September 20, 2012, 02:59:43 PM
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?
Its the freakin catalina wine mixer!

POW POW!!

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Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2012, 03:27:40 PM
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 
Chizad Economics...50% percent of the time it works every time.
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 20, 2012, 03:33:32 PM
...tight pussy, loose shoes, and warm place to shit.

A cold gust of wind up the backside while you are trying to give back to mother earth is Boreas way of letting you know he can get your attention.   
Title: Re: I Just Want 2 Things
Post by: chinook on September 20, 2012, 06:18:17 PM
Its the freakin catalina wine mixer!


this isn't tbs.