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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 16, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
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Since the Things That Are Better Than Auburn Football thread was a nice diversion, I'll start the list of people who would be a better linebacker than Jake Holland with...
Stephen Hawking.
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Betty White
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Terri Schiavo
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Derek Dooley
Snooki
Greasy Weasal
The Pope
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Holly Rowe
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Bob Barker
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
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John Mark Stallings
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A nutless lawyer who cares
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Cassanova McKinzy
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Charlie Weiss
Mark Mangino
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The dumbass in my avatar.
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Mother Theresa
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Mary Kate Olsen
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Stephen Strasberg's throwing arm
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Rupaul
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bear bryant in his current state.
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Shane from Centerpoint
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John Mark Stallings
Ice Cold!
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The bastard love child of Richard Simmons and Elton John.
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Lance Armstrong's left nut
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A dead baby bird.
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Frank Beamer's goiter
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Trayvon Martin's hoodie
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The Domino's chicken bacon ranch sandwich I shit out about an hour ago.
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Michael Bublé
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Michael Jackson
Anybody that plays for North Texas
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Michael Moore
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Peter Dinklage
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(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120319175205/es-glee/es/images/c/c6/Cast-kurt-hummel.jpg)
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A crumpled up Kleenex, a half used Chapstik and a piece of Wrigley's spearmint gum from my grandmother's purse.
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Michael J. Fox
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Takeo Spikes' neck
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Rosie O'Donnell's used tampon
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Lance Armstrong as a child
(http://dakiniland.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/deliverance-banjo-boy-e1296452279364.jpg)
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This guy...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/776/000027695/liberace-LotImg15176.jpg)
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Jake Holland
(http://ranttopia.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kerminayorick.jpg)
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Phil Spector
(http://dixiedining.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/spector-fro.jpg)
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Better QB than Frazier?
Uncle Rico
(http://apps.startribune.com/blogs/user_images/randmid_1287174275_unclerico.jpg)
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This guy...
(http://files.sharenator.com/super_retard_Dont_laugh-s460x347-39636-580.jpg)
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Lorena Bobbitt.
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a rock
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a rock
A duck!
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A duck!
BURN HIM!!!!
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Jake Holland
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)
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Jake Holland
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)
Your avatar (would love her to tackle me)
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Jake Holland
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)
That's sooooo HOTT!!!!!1
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Jake Holland
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)
Did Nicholas Cage give up on acting finally?
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BURN HIM!!!!
(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/burn-the-witch-burn-witch-kill-monty-python-demotivational-poster-1223816026.jpg)
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(http://www.decorcentral.com/images/D/fake_swiss_cheese_slice-L-01.jpg)
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(http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/5/20/Road-House-01-4.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5lrsd2z5HMk/TsYooErv3RI/AAAAAAAACrM/G8GABldZ-xM/s1600/scooby_doo_3.jpg)
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A big hat
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A big hat
Does that hat come with cattle?
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(http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/neca_christmas_story_leg_lamp_votive_holder.jpg)
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(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqKDCCbYgNF1dpqyx6m-K2wR7lyM_A9ozqdgsD2gVx3JGuqeSBeDM_1d6vKQ)
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(http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/neca_christmas_story_leg_lamp_votive_holder.jpg)
Must be Italian.
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Must be Italian.
Ra-gee-lay
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(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll134/CappyTheFalcon/stickman.gif)
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Ra-gee-lay
You forgot the F...for "FAIL"!
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You forgot the F...for "FAIL"!
Also for "fat finger typo".
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(http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_money.jpg)
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(http://rokpool.com/files/u1/monkees.jpg)
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At any age:
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p28/Kiwi7372/Osmonds/donny_by_scandinavian.jpg)
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(http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_money.jpg)
Even older at the Eddie Money Travel Agency
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/09/Money.jpg)
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Even older at the Eddie Money Travel Agency
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/09/Money.jpg)
Dude has hair at that age (real or not) I cut him some slack. Although like others he pissed away alot of his money.
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Terri Schiavo
You going to hell for that one.
Sayerggggge from Beverly Hills Cop.
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This guy:
(http://badnrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/-e2-80-9cmen-are-such-fools-e2-80-9d-screech.gif)
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This guy:
(http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/files/2011/09/Barry-Manilow-endorses-Ron-Paul.jpg)
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This guy:
(http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo/7709761.cms)
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This guy:
(http://anorexiapictures.net/files/images/mananorexic.preview.jpg)
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Same hair:
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z167/gnarbitch/tiny_tim.jpg)
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This cat:
(http://www.cookiesound.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dead-cat-beach-vietnam-600x400.jpg)
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All of these guys:
(http://afriendlyletter.com/dead-civil-war-troops.jpg)
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This turtle:
(http://coto2.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dead-turtle-oilspill1.jpg)
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This guy
(http://www.loneleeplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/realdoll2-360x480.jpg)
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You having fun?
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This guy:
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Marvin_s_Room/996MVR_Hume_Cronyn_003.jpg)
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And....
This guy
(http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/principal-rooney-middle-finger-ferris-buellers-day-off-261x300.jpg)
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(http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/themuppetsbeeker1.jpg)
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(http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/2/S/Y/the-muppets-rowlf.jpg)
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You having fun?
Leave him alone, he's in a good mood.
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This snail wif a stick in its mouf.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/snail-has-a-stick.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn9ojQpkcJ0GScQgN6NXZyL9QpN3qFwl_A_sl_YvF3z2BfXElC)
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Robert from Waterloo.
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A dick.
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He taught Jake how to ward off blockers, demonstrated here.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7UYj4ik-s1c/UAQUEGgfqmI/AAAAAAAA5AQ/svkYRlmWli4/s1600/pee-wee-herman-20090810-174119.jpg)
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Resurrection time
Better at linebacker than Jake Holland
(http://cdn.dolimg.com/franchise/fairies/img/fairies/tink/tink_pose.png)
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(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/Midgets/midgetfootball.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/robert817/media/Midgets/midgetfootball.gif.html)
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(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6365/2lqa.jpg)
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Any one of these guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
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(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/653732/bed-intruder-antoine-dodson-294x300_medium.png)
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(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/105/1053313.jpg)
(http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/wp-content/slideshow/2013/08/top-25-sec-freshmen-for-2013/medium/Carl-Lawson-Auburn-Daniel-Shirey.jpg)
(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/120/1203768.jpg)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_10yYjoTIYE0/Szj1juU1_CI/AAAAAAAADM4/eVM6F80Ofjw/s400/Older+anorexic+woman+%2310.jpg)
Town doesn't play the game very well.
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(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/pollytipsy/Pollypolitico/anim53sb.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/pollytipsy/media/Pollypolitico/anim53sb.gif.html)
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Town doesn't play the game very well.
Yeah..well...I still play better than Jake Holland.
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(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1396964.1373629477!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/grannies13n-3-web.jpg)
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(http://www.avnetwork.com/uploadedImages/Systems_Contractor_News/Articles/product_announcements/Soundtube%20Rock%20Solid%20rgb(1).jpg)
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(http://poppanther.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/sham-wow-vince-shlomi-mug-shot.jpg)
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(http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/poop.png)
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Pick one.
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16200000/Captain-Niles-dr-niles-crane-16287249-470-431.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/intricatedesigns12354/My%20Photography/129_001.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/intricatedesigns12354/media/My%20Photography/129_001.jpg.html)
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(http://www.the-fly.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/haley-joel-osment.jpg)
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This guy
(http://www.littledairyontheprairie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Skinny-Little-Football-Player.jpg)
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(http://ts3.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4953803498851046&pid=15.1)
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These two dogs....especially the one that pukes at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmGCCZ5RiKU
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(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/0c/Gay-pride-parade-fairy.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQK-hm0BwEqpesLWHA_TNt1jOLjr-9a2kyxhiqeDqCTqUSKcP6lZNCZszpl)
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(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/marshmallows-ENTERT0406-de[1](6).jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Stick_Figure.svg)
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(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/marshmallows-ENTERT0406-de[1](6).jpg)
(http://pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/9/22/263922_52a5113f2a841e86006650690c9ebc2a_large.jpg)
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:thumsup: :bowl: :bamahomer: :by: :civic: :bc: :vn: :move: :23: :bite:
Any of these