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Title: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Since the Things That Are Better Than Auburn Football thread was a nice diversion, I'll start the list of people who would be a better linebacker than Jake Holland with...

Stephen Hawking.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 08:06:27 PM
Betty White
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 16, 2012, 08:07:02 PM
Terri Schiavo
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2012, 08:07:10 PM
Derek Dooley
Snooki
Greasy Weasal
The Pope
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: MarkChand on September 16, 2012, 08:08:14 PM
Holly Rowe
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 16, 2012, 08:09:00 PM
Bob Barker
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 08:09:43 PM
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: MarkChand on September 16, 2012, 08:10:50 PM
John Mark Stallings
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2012, 08:12:28 PM
A nutless lawyer who cares
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 16, 2012, 08:16:09 PM
Cassanova McKinzy
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 08:22:34 PM
Charlie Weiss
Mark Mangino
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 08:23:21 PM
The dumbass in my avatar.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2012, 08:23:27 PM
Mother Theresa
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2012, 08:24:17 PM
Mary Kate Olsen
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2012, 08:25:15 PM
Stephen Strasberg's throwing arm
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 08:29:45 PM
Rupaul
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2012, 08:40:19 PM
bear bryant in his current state.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: ssgaufan on September 16, 2012, 08:51:55 PM
Shane from Centerpoint
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2012, 08:58:46 PM
John Mark Stallings
Ice Cold!
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2012, 09:00:31 PM
The bastard love child of Richard Simmons and Elton John.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2012, 10:38:53 PM
Lance Armstrong's left nut
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2012, 10:40:21 PM
A dead baby bird.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 10:47:24 PM
Frank Beamer's goiter
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2012, 11:05:00 PM
Trayvon Martin's hoodie
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 11:13:27 PM
The Domino's chicken bacon ranch sandwich I shit out about an hour ago.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AUChizad on September 16, 2012, 11:18:02 PM
Michael Bublé
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 11:19:24 PM
Michael Jackson

Anybody that plays for North Texas
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2012, 11:20:32 PM
Michael Moore
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AUChizad on September 16, 2012, 11:24:12 PM
Peter Dinklage
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AUChizad on September 16, 2012, 11:27:51 PM
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120319175205/es-glee/es/images/c/c6/Cast-kurt-hummel.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
A crumpled up Kleenex, a half used Chapstik and a piece of Wrigley's spearmint gum from my grandmother's purse.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2012, 11:37:38 PM
Michael J. Fox
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2012, 11:41:01 PM
Takeo Spikes' neck
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: RWS on September 16, 2012, 11:48:16 PM
Rosie O'Donnell's used tampon
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 12:10:10 AM
Lance Armstrong as a child
(http://dakiniland.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/deliverance-banjo-boy-e1296452279364.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 12:14:07 AM
This guy...

(http://www.nndb.com/people/776/000027695/liberace-LotImg15176.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 12:14:55 AM
Jake Holland

(http://ranttopia.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kerminayorick.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 12:16:52 AM
Phil Spector


(http://dixiedining.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/spector-fro.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 12:20:05 AM
Better QB than Frazier?

Uncle Rico

(http://apps.startribune.com/blogs/user_images/randmid_1287174275_unclerico.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2012, 12:46:07 AM
This guy...

(http://files.sharenator.com/super_retard_Dont_laugh-s460x347-39636-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Jumbo on September 17, 2012, 01:09:36 AM
Lorena Bobbitt.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2012, 08:56:41 AM
a rock
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2012, 09:15:19 AM
a rock

A duck!
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2012, 10:14:51 AM
A duck!
BURN HIM!!!!
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 10:48:15 AM
Jake Holland

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2012, 10:49:39 AM
Jake Holland

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)

Your avatar  (would love her to tackle me)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2012, 10:52:48 AM
Jake Holland

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)

That's sooooo HOTT!!!!!1
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2012, 11:04:41 AM
Jake Holland

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8unePo4u1qc13lk.jpg)

Did Nicholas Cage give up on acting finally?
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Jumbo on September 17, 2012, 11:11:42 AM
BURN HIM!!!!
(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/burn-the-witch-burn-witch-kill-monty-python-demotivational-poster-1223816026.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AUChizad on September 17, 2012, 12:12:11 PM
(http://www.decorcentral.com/images/D/fake_swiss_cheese_slice-L-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Jumbo on September 17, 2012, 12:43:19 PM
(http://aka.media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2009/5/20/Road-House-01-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 01:07:57 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5lrsd2z5HMk/TsYooErv3RI/AAAAAAAACrM/G8GABldZ-xM/s1600/scooby_doo_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2012, 01:27:13 PM
A big hat
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 01:29:41 PM
A big hat

Does that hat come with cattle?
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AUJarhead on September 17, 2012, 01:30:17 PM
(http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/neca_christmas_story_leg_lamp_votive_holder.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2012, 01:32:51 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqKDCCbYgNF1dpqyx6m-K2wR7lyM_A9ozqdgsD2gVx3JGuqeSBeDM_1d6vKQ)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2012, 01:33:04 PM
(http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/neca_christmas_story_leg_lamp_votive_holder.jpg)

Must be Italian.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2012, 01:39:43 PM
Must be Italian.

Ra-gee-lay
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 17, 2012, 01:40:27 PM
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll134/CappyTheFalcon/stickman.gif) 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2012, 01:49:22 PM
Ra-gee-lay
You forgot the F...for "FAIL"!
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: JR4AU on September 17, 2012, 01:56:16 PM
You forgot the F...for "FAIL"!

Also for "fat finger typo". 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 02:24:26 PM
(http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_money.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 02:25:55 PM
(http://rokpool.com/files/u1/monkees.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 17, 2012, 02:58:12 PM
At any age:

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p28/Kiwi7372/Osmonds/donny_by_scandinavian.jpg) 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2012, 03:07:46 PM
(http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_money.jpg)

Even older at the Eddie Money Travel Agency

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/09/Money.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 17, 2012, 03:11:03 PM
Even older at the Eddie Money Travel Agency

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/09/Money.jpg)

Dude has hair at that age (real or not) I cut him some slack. Although like others he pissed away alot of his money.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: CCTAU on September 17, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
Terri Schiavo

You going to hell for that one.


Sayerggggge from Beverly Hills Cop.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
This guy:

(http://badnrad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/-e2-80-9cmen-are-such-fools-e2-80-9d-screech.gif)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:38:21 PM
This guy:

(http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/files/2011/09/Barry-Manilow-endorses-Ron-Paul.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:39:38 PM
This guy:

(http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo/7709761.cms)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:40:53 PM
This guy:

(http://anorexiapictures.net/files/images/mananorexic.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 17, 2012, 04:42:01 PM
Same hair:

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z167/gnarbitch/tiny_tim.jpg) 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
This cat:

(http://www.cookiesound.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dead-cat-beach-vietnam-600x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
All of these guys:

(http://afriendlyletter.com/dead-civil-war-troops.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:45:30 PM
This turtle:

(http://coto2.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dead-turtle-oilspill1.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:48:00 PM
This guy

(http://www.loneleeplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/realdoll2-360x480.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2012, 04:49:44 PM
You having fun?
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:51:03 PM
This guy:
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1996_Marvin_s_Room/996MVR_Hume_Cronyn_003.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 04:53:00 PM
And....

This guy

(http://www.founditemclothing.com/itgoesto11/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/principal-rooney-middle-finger-ferris-buellers-day-off-261x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2012, 06:06:08 PM
(http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/themuppetsbeeker1.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
(http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/2/S/Y/the-muppets-rowlf.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 06:15:29 PM
You having fun?

Leave him alone, he's in a good mood.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 06:18:35 PM
This snail wif a stick in its mouf.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/snail-has-a-stick.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 17, 2012, 06:30:46 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn9ojQpkcJ0GScQgN6NXZyL9QpN3qFwl_A_sl_YvF3z2BfXElC)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Yoda on September 17, 2012, 10:01:20 PM
Robert from Waterloo.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Yoda on September 17, 2012, 10:04:00 PM
A dick.
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 18, 2012, 09:29:41 AM
He taught Jake how to ward off blockers, demonstrated here.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7UYj4ik-s1c/UAQUEGgfqmI/AAAAAAAA5AQ/svkYRlmWli4/s1600/pee-wee-herman-20090810-174119.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
Resurrection time

Better at linebacker than Jake Holland

(http://cdn.dolimg.com/franchise/fairies/img/fairies/tink/tink_pose.png)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 11:51:11 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/Midgets/midgetfootball.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/robert817/media/Midgets/midgetfootball.gif.html)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 05, 2013, 12:08:06 PM
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6365/2lqa.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: CCTAU on September 05, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
Any one of these guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Ogre on September 05, 2013, 12:10:40 PM
(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/653732/bed-intruder-antoine-dodson-294x300_medium.png)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 12:11:33 PM
(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/105/1053313.jpg)

(http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/wp-content/slideshow/2013/08/top-25-sec-freshmen-for-2013/medium/Carl-Lawson-Auburn-Daniel-Shirey.jpg)

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/120/1203768.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 12:13:06 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_10yYjoTIYE0/Szj1juU1_CI/AAAAAAAADM4/eVM6F80Ofjw/s400/Older+anorexic+woman+%2310.jpg)

Town doesn't play the game very well. 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 12:15:57 PM
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk174/pollytipsy/Pollypolitico/anim53sb.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/pollytipsy/media/Pollypolitico/anim53sb.gif.html)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 12:34:16 PM


Town doesn't play the game very well.

Yeah..well...I still play better than Jake Holland. 
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 01:20:50 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1396964.1373629477!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/grannies13n-3-web.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 01:25:50 PM
(http://www.avnetwork.com/uploadedImages/Systems_Contractor_News/Articles/product_announcements/Soundtube%20Rock%20Solid%20rgb(1).jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 01:29:51 PM
(http://poppanther.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/sham-wow-vince-shlomi-mug-shot.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 01:30:38 PM
(http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/poop.png)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 01:38:35 PM
Pick one.

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16200000/Captain-Niles-dr-niles-crane-16287249-470-431.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 01:57:25 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/intricatedesigns12354/My%20Photography/129_001.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/intricatedesigns12354/media/My%20Photography/129_001.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Ogre on September 05, 2013, 02:12:29 PM
(http://www.the-fly.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/haley-joel-osment.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 05, 2013, 07:13:47 PM
This guy

(http://www.littledairyontheprairie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Skinny-Little-Football-Player.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 05, 2013, 07:19:28 PM
(http://ts3.explicit.bing.net/th?id=H.4953803498851046&pid=15.1)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: GH2001 on September 05, 2013, 08:28:10 PM
These two dogs....especially the one that pukes at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmGCCZ5RiKU
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 05, 2013, 10:35:17 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/0c/Gay-pride-parade-fairy.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: The Prowler on September 05, 2013, 11:31:28 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQK-hm0BwEqpesLWHA_TNt1jOLjr-9a2kyxhiqeDqCTqUSKcP6lZNCZszpl)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 11:47:39 PM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/marshmallows-ENTERT0406-de[1](6).jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: chinook on September 06, 2013, 12:00:21 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Stick_Figure.svg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: The Prowler on September 06, 2013, 02:15:06 AM
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/marshmallows-ENTERT0406-de[1](6).jpg)

(http://pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/9/22/263922_52a5113f2a841e86006650690c9ebc2a_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Better linebackers than Jake Holland
Post by: Jumbo on September 06, 2013, 02:23:45 AM
 :thumsup: :bowl: :bamahomer: :by: :civic: :bc: :vn: :move: :23: :bite:
Any of these