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Title: A big ol sloppy Birthday wish to....
Post by: Godfather on September 09, 2012, 06:51:57 PM
The Distinguished Counselor from Destin

Happy Birthday Brother. Wish the Tigers would have given you a better birthday present.  Hopefully the hat thief made up for it. 

May your dick remain hard and your brain remain sharp!
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 09, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Happy Birthday!!!

I asked Keihl Frazier to give you the best birthday present ever, but I think he misunderstood me.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2012, 07:37:24 PM
Happy birthday, man.
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Post by: chinook on September 09, 2012, 08:05:36 PM
happy birthday.

midget porn 75 percent off. 

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Post by: The Six on September 09, 2012, 09:29:13 PM
Happy Birthday.
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Post by: AUTiger1 on September 09, 2012, 11:33:12 PM
Happy Birthday old fucker!  May your day be filled with delicious bourbon and the shitty coke product of  your choice.

EDIT: Fuck.....read Destin as Dothan.......

Happy Belated......hope it was full of whores and Sweetwater IPA on tap.
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Post by: Vandy Vol on September 10, 2012, 12:59:41 AM
Happy birthday, Shire brethren.

I was going to give you a precious for your birthday, but I seemed to have lost it in a volcano.
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Post by: Saniflush on September 10, 2012, 07:07:43 AM
Happy birthday man.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
Happy Birthday old fucker!  May your day be filled with delicious bourbon and the shitty coke product of  your choice.
Wrong Counselor...you are thinking of the one from Dothan.  I thought distinguished would make it pretty clear.

It is wes4au's B-day.
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Post by: CCTAU on September 10, 2012, 09:00:20 AM
uhhappybirthdaythereyoungman!
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Post by: djsimp on September 10, 2012, 09:15:49 AM
Happy birthday!...............yesterday.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 09:33:28 AM
Happy belated.  It appears you share the same coming out of the womb day as Mini Snags. 
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Post by: GH2001 on September 10, 2012, 09:48:39 AM

May your dick remain hard and your brain remain sharp!

Doesnt both of those have to happen initially for them to remain?

Happy BDay weskie bowden. Now go get you a glass of whiskey and a whore - if you havent done so already.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on September 10, 2012, 10:45:25 AM
Happy birthday, darlin.
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Post by: ssgaufan on September 10, 2012, 02:53:52 PM
Happy Birthday!  May there be some ice cold 420's in your future!
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 03:38:32 PM
Happy Birthday, Wes! I will toast the animal you used to be...instead of the domesticated pet who turned 35 yesterday.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 03:43:06 PM
Happy Birthday, Wes! I will toast the animal you used to be...instead of the domesticated pet who turned 35 yesterday.
To bad he won't see this, he cannot hold a phone and his wife's purse at the same time.
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Post by: AUTiger1 on September 10, 2012, 04:08:50 PM
Wrong Counselor...you are thinking of the one from Dothan.  I thought distinguished would make it pretty clear.

It is wes4au's B-day.

Realize that now, read Destin as Dothan.  Snaggletiger is distinguished, not as much as those Bridman and Esquire characters, but still pretty distinguished....made an EDIT but will say it again.

Happy Belated Weskie.  I hope your day was filled full of whores and Sweetwater IPA on tap.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 10, 2012, 04:23:04 PM
Happy Birthday, Wes! I will toast the animal you used to be...instead of the domesticated pet who turned 35 yesterday.

I didn't realize wes and I were the same age. For some reason I was thinking he was 29 or 30. Maybe it's because he is one smoof pussy getting Mf'er.
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Post by: Vandy Vol on September 10, 2012, 08:13:39 PM
I didn't realize wes and I were the same age. For some reason I was thinking he was 29 or 30. Maybe it's because he is one smoof pussy getting Mf'er.

I get dick like whoah, and you never call me smoof.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 08:16:44 PM
I get dick like whoah, and you never call me smoof.
swingin that dick like a new jack
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Post by: wesfau2 on September 11, 2012, 04:25:40 PM
Thanks for the wishes.

I spent a great weekend with my girl on the beach.  Ate, drank, sat my ass in the sand.  A fine fucking weekend by any measure.