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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Hogwally on August 04, 2012, 01:51:16 AM
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what the hell? No hello, how yo doin? No welcome back to another year of...? All we get is just a half-hearted enter your picks and shut the hell up?? Doesn't seem like we're off to a very good start.
As it happens, I'll be in Abalama in a couple weeks for a little golf outing, and I'll buy a drink for anyone who can show at leat a little bit of enthusiasm for taking up this challenge. I think this is my year.
I was in the hunt last year until being knocked out of contention when I was out of the office in a crucial week where the point total inexplicably skyrocketed. Everyone else got to drop their worst week, but somehow my worst week coincided with some kind of yahtzee triple word score bonus by everyone else. I'm not all the way to the point of calling shenanigans, but it seems kind of suspicious. If something like this happens again I wil probably have to give Louis Freeh a call and get his crack staff working on it.
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I'm not all the way to the point of calling shenanigans, but it seems kind of suspicious. If something like this happens again I wil probably have to give Louis Freeh a call and get his crack staff working on it.
The ability to do simple math would alleviate your concerns.
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The ability to do simple math would alleviate your concerns.
or the ability for you to pick a bonus game.
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Week 1
Clemson 1
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or the ability for you to pick a bonus game.
Undecided. I have zero confidence in either of those 2 winning.
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glad the bonus game pussies are back plus a few new ones...
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glad the bonus game pussies are back plus a few new ones...
Disappointed to see the lack of confidence in our boys vs Clemson.
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South Carolina vs Vandy
Texas A&M vs Louisiana Tech (got to include the newbies)
Tennessee vs NC State
Boise State vs Michigan State
Miami vs Boston College
Clemson vs Auburn
Southeastern Louisiana vs Missouri (newbie love again)
Michigan vs Alabama
Arkansas State vs Oregon (some Malzahn love)
Kentucky vs Louisville
Bonus Game
Georgia tech vs Virginia Tech
Way to go out on a limb there Jumbo
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glad the bonus game pussies are back plus a few new ones...
Last time I checked there wasn't a deadline for final picks until right before the games. Whiney little bitches.
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Last time I checked there wasn't a deadline for final picks until right before the games. Whiney little bitches.
WTF are you waiting for camp results?
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WTF are you waiting for camp results?
He's trying to kill us with suspense.
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WTF are you waiting for camp results?
Making sure Frank Beamer doesn't have a goiter injury between now and then. That could have huge implications on the outcome.
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**Note: Should not be indicative of a lack of faith in Auburn. More like too many gimmies ahead of them.
Lots of pussies out there. Even Mr. Concede Nothing.
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Bonus Game
Virginia Tech 10
You sure?
Big mistake.
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Lots of pussies out there. Even Mr. Concede Nothing.
This has nothing to do with my concede nothing feelings. This has everything to do with the mathematical system I use to make my picks. I did it last year and scored the results, tweaked my formula and am applying it again this year. Truth be told I actually am bucking my formula since it told me that Clemson should have been my worth 1 point game but I am not picking the fighting Dabo's.
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This has nothing to do with my concede nothing feelings. This has everything to do with the mathematical system I use to make my picks. I did it last year and scored the results, tweaked my formula and am applying it again this year. Truth be told I actually am bucking my formula since it told me that Clemson should have been my worth 1 point game but I am not picking the fighting Dabo's.
Your mathematical system is a fucking pussy
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Your mathematical system is a fucking pussy
Maybe but I am looking at long term results of it so I can be like LT except in the sports book.
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All I get from Uncle Sani is this: "Fuck it, I'm in it to win a bottle of Crown and nothing more."
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All I get from Uncle Sani is this: "Fuck it, I'm in it to win a bottle of Crown and nothing more."
If I can get this working like I think I can I will have no need for the crown. I'll scraight up Courvoissier .
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You sure?
Big mistake.
No, not sure at all. It's more like a Va Tech 1, but I'm going 10 whichever I pick. Thinking of going with GT 10. Va Tech just has an awful recent past with openers - Bammer, Boise, William and Mary.
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what the hell? No hello, how yo doin? No welcome back to another year of...? All we get is just a half-hearted enter your picks and shut the hell up?? Doesn't seem like we're off to a very good start.
As it happens, I'll be in Abalama in a couple weeks for a little golf outing, and I'll buy a drink for anyone who can show at leat a little bit of enthusiasm for taking up this challenge. I think this is my year.
I was in the hunt last year until being knocked out of contention when I was out of the office in a crucial week where the point total inexplicably skyrocketed. Everyone else got to drop their worst week, but somehow my worst week coincided with some kind of yahtzee triple word score bonus by everyone else. I'm not all the way to the point of calling shenanigans, but it seems kind of suspicious. If something like this happens again I wil probably have to give Louis Freeh a call and get his crack staff working on it.
All the welcome to this years Battle For The crown was in a separate thread. The sticky thread was SUPPOSED to be for the picks only. NowI have to meddle through a shit to of babble while adding up the scores
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All the welcome to this years Battle For The crown was in a separate thread. The sticky thread was SUPPOSED to be for the picks only. NowI have to meddle through a shit to of babble while adding up the scores
Cranky fucker, aintcha?
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Cranky fucker, aintcha?
His doctor says he's getting too much caffeine
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Cranky fucker, aintcha?
10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday. You bet your ass I'm cranky
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10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday. You bet your ass I'm cranky
Fuck me. Thats torture.
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here is a mathamatical formula for ya...
bonus game confidence... < or = to 9 = pussy
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10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday. You bet your ass I'm cranky
If the woman wasn't tending the youngun's she should have had her head in you lap.
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10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday. You bet your ass I'm cranky
The smell from the back seat must have been terrible.
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Fuck me. Thats torture.
That's one hell of a pickup line
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That's one hell of a pickup line
Those SnM bitches love it.
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For the AUTailgater, I split the talk out of the actual picks...you can continue to derail here.
Jumbo BTW you never made any picks you just reposted the schedule.
Be amazed by my massive throbbing veiny E-penis
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Jumbo BTW you never made any picks you just reposted the schedule.
I tried to give him a hint instead of flat out calling him a dumbass but I guess being a nice
guy just doesn't work around here.
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What's up with the Texas A&M/Louisiana Whatever State game? Heard on the radio it is being postponed until October. Autr, you going to replace it?
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You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
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You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
I got most of them matched up. BTW, I look damn good in stone-wash jeans. They're coming back.
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Damn, I thought "a marine pussy" and "a movie quoting pedophile" was the same person.
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You mother fudgeers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fudgeer; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fudgeing sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shoot talking fertile mother fudgeer; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fudgeer that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
Hey! I live just outside Rocket City! I'm a Rural Rocket City Redneck!
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You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
Point of order my Godfather moniker does not come from the movie the Godfather.
Good show...though
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You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
I see Chad and Simp 3 times each.
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I see Chad and Simp 3 times each.
I don't fuck goats, that is all that matters.
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I don't fuck goats, that is all that matters.
The sad thing is, most of those titles WE!! listed could describe most people on here. #winning
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cheap ass? Chopper's not still here, is he?
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cheap ass? Chopper's not still here, is he?
Chopper was a Jew?
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Chopper was a Jew?
No, but he had a third eye for bargains.
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This Gentile and Jew were walking down the street when this incredibly hot woman passes by. The Gentile said, "Wow, I'd love to fuck her". And the Jew said, "Out of what?"
:rimshot:
I just flew in from Boston. Are my arms tired, or what? Bada-bing
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Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.
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Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.
It says the Saint's are dirty rotten cheaters.
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a marine pussy;
Hey! RWS' wife doesn't deserve that. It was only a few marines. And RWS was out of town. Not at BDS, but out of town.
And btdub...the new girl is going to take your fertile, divorce court loving, non movie quoting ass to the woodshed.
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It says the Saint's are dirty rotten cheaters.
Well....they ARE!
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Hey! RWS' wife doesn't deserve that. It was only a few marines. And RWS was out of town. Not at BDS, but out of town.
And btdub...the new girl is going to take your fertile, divorce court loving, non movie quoting ass to the woodshed.
He should have hired an attorney
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He should have hired an attorney
One who cares?
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Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.
He could have just put "degenerate pervert know it alls" and covered everyone without all the typing.
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One who cares?
I don't
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You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.
I will fucking bird slap you into next week!
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I will fucking bird slap you into next week!
He's got muscles now
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He could have just put "degenerate pervert know it alls" and covered everyone without all the typing.
It would have saved some typing time. Lean manufacturing and all.
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He's got muscles now
Fuckin' A, right!
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Fuckin' A, right!
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I ROR'd!
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I will fucking bird slap you into next week!
I'm confused. your wife said she woke up two minutes later...?
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Fuckin' A, right!
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I'm confused. your wife said she woke up two minutes days later...?
fixt
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How'd you do that? You can even see my new tattoo.
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Hey! RWS' wife doesn't deserve that. It was only a few marines. And RWS was out of town. Not at BDS, but out of town.
And btdub...the new girl is going to take your fertile, divorce court loving, non movie quoting ass to the woodshed.
Where I am gonna beat your Cowgirl lovin ass so bad, Jerry Jones will look at you and go "DAMN, son, what the fuck happened to your face?"
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Where I am gonna beat your Cowgirl lovin ass so bad, Jerry Jones will look at you and go "DAMN, son, what the fuck happened to your face?"
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Weak.
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-10
Weak.
I'm going with Jerk Store.
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Weak.
Hardly an objective opinion... :rolleyes:
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I'm going with Jerk Store.
Jerk store's the line!
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I changed the Texas A&M game on AUT behalf. Please change your picks.
Notre Dame vs Navy
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=18818.msg279297
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Way to go out on a limb there Jumbo
I'm torn.
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For the AUTailgater, I split the talk out of the actual picks...you can continue to derail here.
Jumbo BTW you never made any picks you just reposted the schedule.
Be amazed by my massive throbbing veiny E-penis
I know I'm going to make my picks today.