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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 21, 2012, 01:19:05 PM

Title: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 21, 2012, 01:19:05 PM
With a QB that looks like that?  I just became a part-time Vandy fan...

Ain't like I have another college QB to lust after at the moment...

Mmmmmmmm...
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 21, 2012, 01:20:25 PM
No self respecting man, wears a bathing suit like that, body like that or not.   MAN CODE.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 21, 2012, 01:21:09 PM
No self respecting man, wears a bathing suit like that, body like that or not.   MAN CODE.

Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 21, 2012, 01:29:36 PM
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.
His package?  Nope, I am very happy with my package plus I am straight.

His abs...I still wouldn't wear the shorts, but I most likely would walk around without a shirt.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: chinook on August 21, 2012, 01:31:44 PM
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

i wear a xxs. 
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: CCTAU on August 21, 2012, 01:34:30 PM
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

I would not and I used to look like that. I have worn some questionable shorts at times though. But I could never bring myself to wear anything that resembles a banana hammock.

He is correct. The man code shoudl prevent this type of thing....
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: JR4AU on August 21, 2012, 01:40:45 PM
Bitch, please.  You'd wear that bathing suit to the mall if it made your package look like that.

If I wanted to show my package off, I'd whip this thing out.  Man code...that guy needs to read it.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 21, 2012, 01:44:26 PM
I have one similar in a thong but I don't have enough space to store my unit. Plus I can't reach around to shave my ass anymore.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: GH2001 on August 21, 2012, 01:46:17 PM
If I wanted to show my package off, I'd whip this thing out.  Man code...that guy needs to read it.

Rock out with ya cock out.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: JR4AU on August 21, 2012, 08:59:48 PM
I have one similar in a thong but I don't have enough space to store my unit. Plus I can't reach around to shave my ass anymore.

VV can help you shave your ass, and you'll get a reacharound in the process.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 22, 2012, 08:55:53 AM
VV can help you shave your ass, and you'll get a reacharound in the process.
Is she a looker? I can't let just anyone shave my ass ya know.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: ssgaufan on August 22, 2012, 09:04:39 AM
Is she a looker? I can't let just anyone shave my ass ya know.

She's a He
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2012, 09:15:19 AM
She's a He

Dammit man...




Cancel the hidden cameras, GF.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: GH2001 on August 22, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
She's a He

More like an It. SheMale if you will.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2012, 09:38:03 AM
More like an It. SheMale if you will.
SheHobbit...Bitch!
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: GH2001 on August 22, 2012, 09:38:46 AM
SheHobbit...Bitch!

I had been going with Transgendered Hobbit as of late.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: djsimp on August 22, 2012, 10:02:29 AM
SheHobbit...Bitch!

Its me precious!
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 22, 2012, 12:49:17 PM
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2012, 01:18:03 PM
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.
So
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
Don't be jealous because I can fuck myself.

Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 22, 2012, 01:53:26 PM
Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...

See Bobby Petrino    :haha:
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: chinook on August 22, 2012, 02:02:13 PM
(http://www.thiswasfunny.com/Comics/files/t-rex.jpg)

Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: The Prowler on August 22, 2012, 02:15:37 PM
(http://www.thiswasfunny.com/Comics/files/t-rex.jpg)
#winning
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Shug Dye on August 22, 2012, 02:25:55 PM
Umm yeah so back to the original HOT topic.....

That, girls and boys, is what a College QB should look like. Holy Fucking SMOKES. I like how everyone jumped on his shit about the swimsuit.... as if any of y'all give one fuck about some of the stupid shit the Clemson girls are wearing in that other thread.....Pfffftttttt.

Though just for the record, I would give anything for an Auburn QB who could throw. Even if he had a third eye.

All that being said.....Rodgers....

I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.


Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 22, 2012, 02:36:17 PM
Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...

Not like hermaphrodites.  Two words:  dual orgasms.

 #winning
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 22, 2012, 02:38:01 PM
I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.

 :(
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2012, 02:44:26 PM
Umm yeah so back to the original HOT topic.....

That, girls and boys, is what a College QB should look like. Holy Fucking SMOKES. I like how everyone jumped on his shit about the swimsuit.... as if any of y'all give one fuck about some of the stupid shit the Clemson girls are wearing in that other thread.....Pfffftttttt.

Though just for the record, I would give anything for an Auburn QB who could throw. Even if he had a third eye.

All that being said.....Rodgers....

I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.

I knew you would have my back.  The boys were all just jealous - like a bunch of catty middle aged women criticizing a hot girl's clothes to try and distract from the fact that her tits and ass would make a dead man drool...

I too would accept an AUQB who makes Andrew Luck look like a fucking GQ coverboy if the guy can throw like Drew Brees.

In the meantime?  To hell with their team - Momma's got some eye candy at Vandy...
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2012, 03:05:09 PM
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2012, 03:17:21 PM
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.

I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.

As does Jumbo.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2012, 03:28:07 PM
I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/hot_snags.jpg)
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2012, 03:31:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/hot_snags.jpg)

Snaggalicious
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2012, 03:33:23 PM
That's one hott guy!
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2012, 03:34:09 PM
That's one hott guy!
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: CCTAU on August 22, 2012, 03:43:46 PM
I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo

Why I gots to be associated with the Confederate Flag Speedo?

The only flag I got is the Merican and AU flag.
Title: Re: One for the new girl and me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2012, 10:16:46 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/hot_snags.jpg)

If not for the roids, Snaggie, too, could be rocking a Speedo... But the lack of a bulge makes him sad...