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Title: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 06:17:08 AM
Am I alone in already being tired of seeing Robert griffin III in ads all over the place? Shoes and clothes and now he's all up in Subway's grill. 

What the fuck has he ever done?  He's going to be a bust in Washington.   Haven't seen as much advertising push for Cam, Drew Brees and Andrew luck combined. 

I'm sick of seeing his ass already. Glad he trumped the turd criminal for Heisman but tired of him.  He's not that good.  Never was. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Saniflush on August 08, 2012, 07:19:39 AM
Am I alone in already being tired of seeing Robert griffin III in ads all over the place? Shoes and clothes and now he's all up in Subway's grill. 

What the fuck has he ever done?  He's going to be a bust in Washington.   Haven't seen as much advertising push for Cam, Drew Brees and Andrew luck combined. 

I'm sick of seeing his ass already. Glad he trumped the turd criminal for Heisman but tired of him.  He's not that good.  Never was.

Agreed.

I want to take some scissors to his hair.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: AUJarhead on August 08, 2012, 07:48:59 AM
Does this mean you're going to root for the Saints in week 1 when RG III makes his debut?
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Saniflush on August 08, 2012, 08:03:06 AM
I won't be. 
I just want to cut his hair.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 08, 2012, 08:52:10 AM
RGIII has a brilliant marketing manager.  Whoever it is.

Cam had some hype in a few commercials last year, but it seems like RGIII has definitely landed a few more spots. 

Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 09:03:39 AM
Does this mean you're going to root for the Saints in week 1 when RG III makes his debut?

Won't have to be.  He will get lit up whether I am for the Saints or not. 

I will, therefore, root for an earthquake.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: CCTAU on August 08, 2012, 09:30:35 AM
Waiting and watching. RGIII is getting all of the love because Cam did not.

People don't want to miss out again. Now it costs too much to get Cam. RGIII is still cheap in comparison. And no perceived drama with RGIII.

A tale of two Heismans and how the media portrayed each.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 10:33:06 AM
Waiting and watching. RGIII is getting all of the love because Cam did not.

People don't want to miss out again. Now it costs too much to get Cam. RGIII is still cheap in comparison. And no perceived drama with RGIII.

A tale of two Heismans and how the media portrayed each.
This and Cam never smiles....thug.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: JR4AU on August 08, 2012, 11:14:07 AM
Meh, glad the kid is getting his.  He seemed humble enough at the Heisman ceremony, and he's a good athlete.  Fair bet he won't make it in the NFL as a QB, but hell, there's only 32 starting spots in the entire world for NFL QB, and at any given time 1/3 of them are mediocre or worse. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 11:23:24 AM
I like him. But am tired of the Subway spots and other things.

"________ , THE official _____ of Robert Griffith the 3rd!"
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 11:52:57 AM
I'm tired of Apolo Ohno thinking he is Brett Michaels...lose the fucking headband you are in a Subway commercial you look like a douche.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 12:07:22 PM
I'm tired of Apolo Ohno thinking he is Brett Michaels...lose the fucking headband you are in a Subway commercial you look like a douche.

Actually there's too much of him and not enough of Nasty Lukin.  More Nasty Lukin, please. 

Here's the extent of my Olympic participation.  I didn't know until last night -- when somebody mocked the Subway commercial -- that Nasty L and Alicia Sac weren't in the Olympics. 

Nasty:

(http://images.buddytv.com/articles/nastia%20liukin.jpg)

and  Sac

(http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Brady-Quinns-girlfriend-Alicia-Sacramone2.jpg)

Now that I know?  I definitely won't watch any of it. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2012, 12:10:19 PM
That's one hot Sac
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 12:31:46 PM
That's one hot Sac

At one point she was (and may still be) dating Brady Quinn.  Just goes to show that even the shittiest of NFL quarterbacks can pull premium, premium coot. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PjANvsd6VnI/T6FSvIUPm7I/AAAAAAAAAHM/XPG_9XhekzM/s1600/Alicia+Sacramone-Hot-06.jpg)

(http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alicia-sacramone5.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/deni320/alicia/97676_AliciaSacramoneHQportrait06_1.jpg)

(http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/87335880-the-body.jpg)

(http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/the-body-issue-alicia-sacramone-espnw-c0633160-sz500x333-animate.png)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: JR4AU on August 08, 2012, 12:33:33 PM
At one point she was (and may still be) dating Brady Quinn.  Just goes to show that even the shittiest of NFL quarterbacks can pull premium, premium coot. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PjANvsd6VnI/T6FSvIUPm7I/AAAAAAAAAHM/XPG_9XhekzM/s1600/Alicia+Sacramone-Hot-06.jpg)

(http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alicia-sacramone5.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/deni320/alicia/97676_AliciaSacramoneHQportrait06_1.jpg)

(http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/87335880-the-body.jpg)

(http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/the-body-issue-alicia-sacramone-espnw-c0633160-sz500x333-animate.png)

I got a boner!
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: noxin on August 08, 2012, 12:37:06 PM
Good news!  She already knows how to handle herself on a 4 inch beam
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2012, 12:40:59 PM
I got a boner!

He speaks for all of us
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: JR4AU on August 08, 2012, 12:44:10 PM
Good news!  She already knows how to handle herself on a 4 inch beam

He speaks for himself.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 12:48:13 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/asacrmone.jpg)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 02:40:22 PM
He speaks for himself.

Premium hustle.
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 08, 2012, 03:10:21 PM
I'm tired of Apolo Ohno thinking he is Brett Michaels...lose the fucking headband you are in a Subway commercial you look like a douche.

Looks like you are tired of punctuation...
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 08, 2012, 03:11:57 PM
At one point she was (and may still be) dating Brady Quinn.  Just goes to show that even the shittiest of NFL quarterbacks can pull premium, premium coot. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PjANvsd6VnI/T6FSvIUPm7I/AAAAAAAAAHM/XPG_9XhekzM/s1600/Alicia+Sacramone-Hot-06.jpg)

(http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alicia-sacramone5.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/deni320/alicia/97676_AliciaSacramoneHQportrait06_1.jpg)

(http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/87335880-the-body.jpg)

(http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/the-body-issue-alicia-sacramone-espnw-c0633160-sz500x333-animate.png)

2 premiums?? No way dude...
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 03:17:31 PM
2 premiums?? No way dude...

You're not considering muscle tone and flexibility. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 08, 2012, 03:20:24 PM
You're not considering muscle tone and flexibility.

She could get into any position you'd want.  Any.  I mean, you could actually break out the Kama Sutra book and use every page. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 03:33:08 PM
She could get into any position you'd want.  Any.  I mean, you could actually break out the Kama Sutra book and use every page.

Plus she's not rail-thin and anorexic looking.  She's got some thickness to her. 

Granted she's only 5'1" and about 120 but that's a nice package. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tB6GiyWjH78/Ti3twsQN1JI/AAAAAAAADHQ/EERUcWyH8CU/s1600/big_201081623184018.jpg)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 03:44:35 PM
Looks like you are tired of punctuation...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mncHebvH1bc/TpPJB0ca-4I/AAAAAAAAAcg/tLFg7iD8WOs/s1600/punctuation-saves-lives.jpg)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 08, 2012, 03:47:46 PM
Plus she's not rail-thin and anorexic looking.  She's got some thickness to her. 

Granted she's only 5'1" and about 120 but that's a nice package. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tB6GiyWjH78/Ti3twsQN1JI/AAAAAAAADHQ/EERUcWyH8CU/s1600/big_201081623184018.jpg)

Those legs could squeeze the hell out of my head...
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2012, 03:49:46 PM
While we're at it, might as well make it known that I'd try my damndest to break the spine of Alicia's little midget buddy Shawn Johnson.

(http://static.igossip.com/photos/gossipgirls_Celebrity_70246_shawn_johnson_dwts_winner.jpg)

She's like 4'9 and 85 pounds.   i got a leg that weighs that much. 
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 04:09:40 PM
While we're at it, might as well make it known that I'd try my damndest to break the spine of Alicia's little midget buddy Shawn Johnson.

(http://static.igossip.com/photos/gossipgirls_Celebrity_70246_shawn_johnson_dwts_winner.jpg)

She's like 4'9 and 85 pounds.   i got a leg that weighs that much.
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/shawn-johnson-bikini.jpg) :idhitit:
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 04:11:12 PM
(http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/assets_c/2009/05/shawn-johnson-bikini-thumb-450x351-7456.jpg)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2012, 04:19:28 PM
RGIII won't need to worry about life after the NFL, even if he doesn't go too far - he also has a Masters in Finance from Baylor.  He is living the life, after busting his ass to get there, and I don't begrudge him one thing.

Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: JR4AU on August 08, 2012, 04:49:07 PM
Plus she's not rail-thin and anorexic looking.  She's got some thickness to her. 

Granted she's only 5'1" and about 120 but that's a nice package. 

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tB6GiyWjH78/Ti3twsQN1JI/AAAAAAAADHQ/EERUcWyH8CU/s1600/big_201081623184018.jpg)

Yep!
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 04:55:27 PM
RGIII won't need to worry about life after the NFL, even if he doesn't go too far - he also has a Masters in Finance from Baylor.  He is living the life, after busting his ass to get there, and I don't begrudge him one thing.
Kaffir lover
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2012, 04:56:57 PM
Yep!
You know her feet could break your dick right?

(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-35653145.jpg?size=67&uid=ab5eff3f-9bc6-472c-aca0-5b52b5568c73)
Title: Re: III's a crowd
Post by: JR4AU on August 08, 2012, 05:01:07 PM
You know her feet could break your dick right?

(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-35653145.jpg?size=67&uid=ab5eff3f-9bc6-472c-aca0-5b52b5568c73)

I'd love to let her give it a shot.