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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 01:53:29 AM

Title: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 01:53:29 AM: The Crapstain would make a good comedy show.

Rumors rampant that Fat Ass Fluker has been suspended for dealing with an agent. How many more times are we going to see shit like this before somebody recognizes a pattern?

Dareous
Douchelio
ManBoobs
Others...
The land of 10,000 suits?

Rumors also all over the place that AJ McBadtattoo is direct kin to this family in Baldwin County where a teen mom is missing and four or five others have been charged with incest, rape, child rape and an assortment of other heinous crimes.

I'm calling culture of corruption. Complete and total moral decay. What kind of program is that midget fuck running down there? How long before they have to give back those trophies? Over/under is two years.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: The Prowler on July 30, 2012, 03:30:57 AM: When did he start dealing with the agent? I'm guessing this is the same agent that resides close to the uat campus and has numerous parties thoughout the season.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Saniflush on July 30, 2012, 06:43:04 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on July 30, 2012, 03:30:57 AM
When did he start dealing with the agent? I'm guessing this is the same agent that resides close to the uat campus and has numerous parties thoughout the season.

Parties at Chinese restaurants?
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: El Guapo on July 30, 2012, 08:12:53 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 01:53:29 AM
Rumors rampant that Fat Ass Fluker has been suspended for dealing with an agent. How many more times are we going to see shoot like this before somebody recognizes a pattern?

Someone gets his facts from Tigerdroppings. Pitiful.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 08:19:14 AM: Quote from: El Guapo on July 30, 2012, 08:12:53 AM

Someone gets his facts from Tigerdroppings. Pitiful.

Never heard of it.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: The Prowler on July 30, 2012, 08:19:58 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 30, 2012, 06:43:04 AM

Parties at Chinese restaurants?
Yes. Since they disassociated the guy from the program, he can do whatever he pleases, buy cars, host parties, buy the players dinner, host their birthday parties, give them free suits, etc., etc...since he's been dissed that's good enough for crooked Mark Emmert.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: The Prowler on July 30, 2012, 08:21:21 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 08:19:14 AM
Never heard of it.
I'm hearing 4 game suspension, possibly more.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: El Guapo on July 30, 2012, 08:45:30 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on July 30, 2012, 08:19:58 AM
Yes. Since they disassociated the guy from the program, he can do whatever he pleases, buy cars, host parties, buy the players dinner, host their birthday parties, give them free suits, etc., etc...since he's been dissed that's good enough for crooked Mark Emmert.

It was Japanese!

Anyway, that guy banks where I do and I saw him the other day. I wanted to slap the shit out of him and tell him to fuck off and stop doing this shit. He's like a fucking jock chaser.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Saniflush on July 30, 2012, 08:48:34 AM: Quote from: El Guapo on July 30, 2012, 08:45:30 AM
Anyway, that guy banks where I do and I saw him the other day. I wanted to slap the shit out of him and tell him to fuck off and stop doing this shit. He's like a fucking jock chaser.

I am actually really surprised that some of your more lucid fans have not slapped the taste out of his mouf.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 09:09:56 AM: Quote from: El Guapo on July 30, 2012, 08:45:30 AM
It was Japanese!

Anyway, that guy banks where I do and I saw him the other day. I wanted to slap the shit out of him and tell him to fuck off and stop doing this shit. He's like a fucking jock chaser.

Is he one of the ones who was making deposits into Andre Smith's account at the bank on Greensboro Avenue?

Not sure how a "college kid" can run through 10k a month, but I'm sure most of it went for food.

Is he one of the ones filling up accounts for a number of players you know by name at other various branches?
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 30, 2012, 06:45:11 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 30, 2012, 08:48:34 AM
I am actually really surprised that some of your more lucid fans have not slapped the taste out of his mouf.
That's the funniest joke I've heard all day. Bravo, sir!
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 30, 2012, 07:25:34 PM: This rumor got started on Tigerdroppings and it took off. The original poster admitted that he made it up.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 07:27:25 PM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 30, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
This rumor got started on Tigerdroppings and it took off. The original poster admitted that he made it up.

Both?

I don't read TD. Got it from a Michigan fan I know who had it on a Blue blog or something.

Either way,

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Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 30, 2012, 07:31:45 PM: I don't know about the perv one.

But the Fluker one was a troll.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: RWS on July 30, 2012, 09:56:45 PM: Kaos: The new Prowler.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 11:02:56 PM: Quote from: RWS on July 30, 2012, 09:56:45 PM
Kaos: The new Prowler.

RWS: Star of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh0O3YQtrYY
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2012, 11:04:30 PM: RWS: Movin to Mamvuka

http://rense.com/general21/SAboys.htm

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SABC interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week.

"We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.

"We see people in the village dying everyday. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a grade 11 scholar said.
Title: Re: Fluker and the Perv
Post by: The Prowler on July 31, 2012, 05:00:41 AM: RunsWithScissors' favorite song (he probably uses this song to â€get his juices flowinâ€)

Btw, it's a pretty badass song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gs_h_HVX6U