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Title: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Jumbo on July 25, 2012, 05:55:34 PM
@JHokanson: Auburn CB Jonathan Rose will not return to Tigers in 2012, http://t.co/bfTLM3DT has learned. (FREE) http://t.co/s2gN88aF :facepalm:
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Saniflush on July 26, 2012, 07:16:20 AM
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

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Auburn defensive back Jonathan Rose given release, plans to transfer

AUBURN, Alabama -- Defensive back Jonathan Rose, one of the top players in Auburn's 2011 signing class, has been given his unconditional release from the football team and plans to transfer.

Coach Gene Chizik informed Rose's high school coach, Keith Etheredge of Leeds, that Rose would not be allowed to return to the team Tuesday. Chizik had sent Rose home for the summer because of "personal reasons."

Chizik told Etheredge that Rose could transfer to any school without restriction. Etheredge said he expects SEC and ACC teams to call about his former defensive back.

Etheredge said he did not have any issues with Auburn.

"It has nothing to do with grades or anything that deals with the police or anything like that," Etheredge said. "It's just that he doesn't need to be down there anymore. It has nothing to do with the coaching staff or Auburn or anything like that. They've been great to Jonathan."

Rose played sparingly for Auburn last season, recording two tackles. But Etheredge said Chizik told him Rose's play improved in the spring when he led the team in interceptions during  scrimmages. Rose was sent home at the start of summer workouts. Auburn did not say why it took the action.

Rose would have to sit out this season if he chooses to sign at a major college. He could play immediately if plays at a smaller school.

Etheredge said Rose will succeed elsewhere.

"I said when he left high school here he was the type of kid I want my son to grow up to be. I still feel that way. Nothing has changed.

"My gosh, if Jonathan Rose can't make it in Division I college football, I don't have a kid that I have ever coached that can make it. That's the type of kid he is.

"He wants to fit in, but he's got to learn he can't fit in with every crowd."

Rose was ranked as the No. 2 high school player in Alabama on The Birmingham News' Super Seniors list and was ranked No. 4 on the Mobile Press-Register's Elite 18 following his senior season at Leeds High School. He was ranked as the third-best cornerback in the nation by Rivals. He chose Auburn over Alabama, Georgia and Florida State, among others.

He enrolled at Auburn in January 2011.

Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 08:33:22 AM
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He wants to fit in, but he's got to learn he can't fit in with every crowd.

Telling sentence...
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Saniflush on July 26, 2012, 08:43:02 AM
Telling sentence...

Obviously  he must have taught some people how to drop the n bomb in order to fit in.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 08:58:47 AM
 :facepalm: Sigh
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 09:43:32 AM
Obviously  he must have taught some people how to drop the n bomb in order to fit in.

Gimme some o that, my nurra
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 10:37:49 AM
Nobody has any real skreetz on this? Not that it really matters anymore...but FUCK.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 10:39:20 AM
No real skreetz, but I am hearing far too often that he had fallen in with the spice crowd.

Scary bunch too...
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article940517.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+Spice+Girls+attend+the+'Viva+Forever!'+Spice+Girls+musical+launch)
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: wesfau2 on July 26, 2012, 10:45:47 AM
Scary bunch too...

Only one was Scary.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 11:56:33 AM
Team Ana...rexia?
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: AUChizad on July 26, 2012, 12:52:33 PM
Only one was Scary.
We've got to quit Babying our Sporty types. I know these guys are not from Posh neighborhoods, so this is an issue that must be handled Gingerly.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 12:57:45 PM
We've got to quit Babying our Sporty types. I know these guys are not from Posh neighborhoods, so this is an issue that must be handled Gingerly.

scary hustle
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2012, 01:00:09 PM
scary hustle

He speaks for all of us
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 26, 2012, 01:16:21 PM
No real skreetz, but I am hearing far too often that he had fallen in with the spice crowd.

Scary bunch too...
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article940517.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+Spice+Girls+attend+the+'Viva+Forever!'+Spice+Girls+musical+launch)

The one on the right needs to see a chiropractor.  She appears to be crooked.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: GH2001 on July 26, 2012, 01:35:30 PM
The one on the right needs to see a chiropractor.  She appears to be crooked.

Why do you hate David Beckham's hot wife? Maybe she's bending it like Beckham.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 26, 2012, 02:59:18 PM
Why do you hate David Beckham's hot wife? Maybe she's bending it like Beckham.

She's OK.  For me Eddy Murhpy's Baby's Mama is the hot one.

(http://sixpacknow.com/images4/mel-b.jpg)
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: GH2001 on July 26, 2012, 03:32:59 PM
She's OK.  For me Eddy Murhpy's Baby's Mama is the hot one.

(http://sixpacknow.com/images4/mel-b.jpg)

Eddie Murphy is one cool mofo.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2012, 03:39:00 PM
Eddie Murphy is one cool mofo.

 :bar:  To Eddie Murphy
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 26, 2012, 03:47:32 PM
:bar:  To Eddie Murphy

Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2012, 03:51:55 PM
Hot? Yes

But I she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

That's true for most normal peepuls like you and me.  He's got all the millions he needs to "Maintain" that hot piece of ass.  And if it's not enough, he's got more millions to move on to another smokin' hot b-b-b-b-b-b-babe.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 26, 2012, 03:57:35 PM
That's true for most normal peepuls like you and me.  He's got all the millions he needs to "Maintain" that hot piece of ass.  And if it's not enough, he's got more millions to move on to another smokin' hot b-b-b-b-b-b-babe.

One of us is not normal.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2012, 04:01:48 PM
One of us is not normal.


I've got my eye on you, Mister
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: GH2001 on July 26, 2012, 04:30:17 PM
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Yeah, but he's Eddie Fucking Murphy. He can handle anything. 

To Eddie Murphy  :bar:
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 26, 2012, 10:18:00 PM
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

True, but sometimes it's worth a try.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: djsimp on July 27, 2012, 09:21:29 AM
Hot? Yes

But I bet she takes a lot of maintenance and sometime no piece of it is worth what they want for it.

Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 27, 2012, 10:01:08 AM
Who said anything about maintenance? Fuck n go baby, fuck n go.

Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 10:07:59 AM
Oh no doubt-I would give her the best .82 seconds of her life. (.30 of that is foreplay)

That would include clean up time for me.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 12:02:31 PM
That would include clean up time for me.
What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 27, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
What the fuck do you have to clean up?


Like the dishes?


You are doing something wrong.

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/witeboy08/cumshot.jpg)

Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 12:15:45 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/witeboy08/cumshot.jpg)

Not all of it goes where it is suppose too.

I'd say that about answers that question
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 12:28:29 PM
I'd say that about answers that question
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 12:34:21 PM
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 12:36:35 PM
Balls, I gots.  Hair, I don't.
I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 12:44:40 PM
I don't know whether we can confirm or deny the first sentence.

Your wife can
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 27, 2012, 12:46:09 PM
Uhh again what is there for YOU to cleanup?


I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

Come on, be a gentleman, You take your finger or whatever appendage you want to use and whatever was missed you put it in there.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 12:54:09 PM
Your wife can
My wife's in a coma
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2012, 12:58:39 PM
My wife's in a coma

Oh yeah...the jerk store called.
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 01:00:30 PM
My wife's in a coma

Win Rocky, win
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: wesfau2 on July 27, 2012, 01:31:01 PM

I guess I forgot who I was talking to, your wife has the balls so you do probably need to wipe your face after. How do you feel about it going in your hair?

So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 01:36:56 PM
Oh yeah...the jerk store called.
You complete me
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 01:37:54 PM
So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/wesman.jpg)
Older = not my best work, but apropos
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 01:43:46 PM
Oh yeah...the jerk store called.

It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
Title: Re: Every Rose has it's thorn.
Post by: wesfau2 on July 27, 2012, 02:00:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/wesman.jpg)
Older = not my best work, but apropos

I knew you wouldn't disappoint.