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Title: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 25, 2012, 02:24:48 PM
CCTAU.

Hope your day goes exactly like you want it to!!

XXOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 25, 2012, 02:28:48 PM
Happy Birthday you old fart! May you day be blessed with some gay hating chicken at Chik-Fil-A!

Just think, this day next year and you can draw your Social Security.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: chinook on July 25, 2012, 02:34:55 PM
happy birthday, holmes. 

Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on July 25, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
That's mighty white of you people.


Thank you all for the kind thoughts!
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Tarheel on July 25, 2012, 03:12:22 PM
Happy Birthday CCT!  Draw that Social Security as soon as you can before The Pharaoh spends it for you.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 25, 2012, 03:13:27 PM
Happy cross bur....I mean birthday
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on July 25, 2012, 03:33:35 PM
Happy birthday. 
I think I see some brown people that want to celebrate with you.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on July 25, 2012, 04:36:13 PM
Happy BDay you bigoted alpha male!
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 25, 2012, 06:46:43 PM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 25, 2012, 06:50:58 PM
Happy happy old fucker.


Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer — and another one!
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 25, 2012, 06:58:44 PM
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Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 25, 2012, 11:24:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iAp7ZNsFuk&
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 10:39:51 AM
Happy Birthday, CCTAU!!!!  <3

To celebrate...let's kill all the lawyers....
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on July 26, 2012, 11:34:53 AM
Happy Birfday! Don't get any bbque sauce on your white hoodie.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 11:50:39 AM
Happy Birthday, CCTAU!!!!  <3

To celebrate...let's kill all the lawyers....
Pardon me Sandy, but if we kill all the Lawyers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 12:04:21 PM
Pardon me Sandy, but if we kill all the Lawyers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 12:11:57 PM
Really? Nothing?

Somebody better give me a fucking :kimclap:

I finally got one of y'alls gd quotes without looking it up.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 12:12:53 PM
We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/eyez.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 26, 2012, 12:14:18 PM
Really? Nothing?

Somebody better give me a fucking :kimclap:

I finally got one of y'alls gd quotes without looking it up.
-5 for not giving me time and another -10 for boasting
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 26, 2012, 12:16:11 PM
 :admin:
-5 for not giving me time and another -10 for boasting
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 26, 2012, 12:50:35 PM
Pfft
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on July 26, 2012, 01:44:19 PM
Pardon me Sandy, but if we kill all the Lawyers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.


Not my fault nobody can understand you.....Fuzzy little foreigner.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on July 26, 2012, 05:28:35 PM
Happy Birthday, CCTAU!!!!  <3

To celebrate...let's kill all the lawyers....

Not all of them. We need a few to run the country.

I don't really hate little brown lawyer people.

I don't really hate many people. I just love me more.

Happy birthday to Me!

It was a busy fun day. AC went out upstairs and in my truck. Blown fuse in truck. Blown transformer in AC. Hopefully we can chill tonight.

I did get a new pair of kicks, though.

Hey! Which one of you damn lawyers changed my avatar?

Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 26, 2012, 10:16:19 PM
Not all of them. We need a few to run the country.

I don't really hate little brown lawyer people.

I don't really hate many people. I just love me more.

Happy birthday to Me!

It was a busy fun day. AC went out upstairs and in my truck. Blown fuse in truck. Blown transformer in AC. Hopefully we can chill tonight.

I did get a new pair of kicks, though.

Hey! Which one of you damn lawyers changed my avatar?

Knowing that you have an F250 (like me) you're lucky it's just a blown fuse.  Otherwise it would have been eleventy billion dollars to fix.  I swear Ford gets their heavy duty truck parts from Ferrari.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on July 27, 2012, 09:18:58 AM
Knowing that you have an F250 (like me) you're lucky it's just a blown fuse.  Otherwise it would have been eleventy billion dollars to fix.  I swear Ford gets their heavy duty truck parts from Ferrari.

Ain't that the truth. Although after some research, the AC compressor seems to be the same one on all of the trucks and SUVs. I'm thinking I am having the "air gap" issue starting to manifest itself. AC is cold at idle and low speeds, but at high speeds/RPM, it gets less cold and even went out on me one day on the interstate. As soon as I got off the interstate, it started working again. Other than that, I have been very pleased with the old girl.

Upstairs AC still out. Put a new transformer in and it started working, but the transformer blew in about 5 minutes. We will replace the thermostat wire and thermostat next. May be a low voltage short somewhere. I need this unit to last a season or two longer till I get up the 3K to put a new one in. This one is 20 years old this year, so I got my money's worth.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 09:31:17 AM
Knowing that you have an F250 (like me) you're lucky it's just a blown fuse.  Otherwise it would have been eleventy billion dollars to fix.  I swear Ford gets their heavy duty truck parts from Ferrari.
Lets discuss the fact that this F150 is $52,000
(http://www.f150blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ford-F150-Raptor.jpg)

Don't get me wrong it is a fuckin sweet ass ride, but jesus christo that is fargin ridonkulous.

I was looking at trucks the other day (used) nice 2007 F150 Crew Cab, 60k miles.  How much 25k, get the fuck out of here. 
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 27, 2012, 09:45:24 AM
Lets discuss the fact that this F150 is $52,000
(http://www.f150blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Ford-F150-Raptor.jpg)

Don't get me wrong it is a fudgein sweet ass ride, but jesus christo that is fargin ridonkulous.

I was looking at trucks the other day (used) nice 2007 F150 Crew Cab, 60k miles.  How much 25k, get the fudge out of here.

A brand new F250 King Ranch 4X4 with the Powerstroke Diesel is $65k.  Damn


http://woodyanderson.com/Huntsville/For-Sale/New/Ford/F-250/2012-King-Ranch--Truck/8886057/
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on July 27, 2012, 09:57:06 AM
A brand new F250 King Ranch 4X4 with the Powerstroke Diesel is $65k.  Damn


http://woodyanderson.com/Huntsville/For-Sale/New/Ford/F-250/2012-King-Ranch--Truck/8886057/

Ive got the F150 King Ranch. Yeah - they aint cheap but very nice.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 09:58:46 AM
This is why I'll be driving my beat up ass 2001 Ford Sexpedition til the wheels fall off.  Now at 168,000 miles, it won't be that much longer.  My daughter will be leaving in August for 6 months, working on a cruise ship.....meaning her little Nissan Altima will be parked at home.  Sweet Daddy Snags has no shame with rolling up in an Altima as opposed to plunking down $50-$60 large on a new ride.  It will be the new pussy wagon.  (And it should net me about the same amount of hair-pie as I'm getting now....zip) 
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 27, 2012, 10:00:04 AM
This is why I'll be driving my beat up ass 2001 Ford Sexpedition til the wheels fall off.  Now at 168,000 miles, it won't be that much longer.  My daughter will be leaving in August for 6 months, working on a cruise ship.....meaning her little Nissan Altima will be parked at home.  Sweet Daddy Snags has no shame with rolling up in an Altima as opposed to plunking down $50-$60 large on a new ride.  It will be the new pussy wagon.  (And it should net me about the same amount of hair-pie as I'm getting now....zip)

You should trade up for a Civic.  I hear that car is a real panty dropper.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 10:07:07 AM
You should trade up for a Civic.  I hear that car is a real panty dropper.

 :civic:

Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 27, 2012, 10:18:39 AM
This is why I'll be driving my beat up ass 2001 Ford Sexpedition til the wheels fall off.  Now at 168,000 miles, it won't be that much longer.  My daughter will be leaving in August for 6 months, working on a cruise ship.....meaning her little Nissan Altima will be parked at home.  Sweet Daddy Snags has no shame with rolling up in an Altima as opposed to plunking down $50-$60 large on a new ride.  It will be the new pussy wagon.  (And it should net me about the same amount of hair-pie as I'm getting now....zip)

I'm starting to think I should have been one of the women in your life. You get everything and have to do nothing. I was born for that gig.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 10:20:51 AM
I'm starting to think I should have been one of the women in your life. You get everything and have to do nothing. I was born for that gig.

What part of that post screamed entitlement to you?
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on July 27, 2012, 10:57:33 AM
What part of that post screamed entitlement to you?

I think the "you" in her post was in reference to the ladie Snags.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 27, 2012, 11:02:40 AM
I think the "you" in her post was in reference to the ladie Snags.

Don't stop him. He's batting 1000 today.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: AWK on July 27, 2012, 01:45:45 PM
This is why I'll be driving my beat up ass 2001 Ford Sexpedition til the wheels fall off.  Now at 168,000 miles, it won't be that much longer. My daughter will be leaving in August for 6 months, working on a cruise ship.....meaning her little Nissan Altima will be parked at home.  Sweet Daddy Snags has no shame with rolling up in an Altima as opposed to plunking down $50-$60 large on a new ride.  It will be the new pussy wagon.  (And it should net me about the same amount of hair-pie as I'm getting now....zip)
Um, lets talk about this...
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 02:47:58 PM
Um, lets talk about this...

She can work a pole. 

The daughter has been dancing/performing non-stop since she was 3.  Only finished a year of college because she wanted to continue pursuing a career in dance.  Been training in Chicago and Pittsburgh the last couple of years and now has a gig performing with Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines.  She'll spend the first 3-4 months in the Mediterranean and then the next 3 in southern part of the Caribbean.  The pay is decent and she gets to see some incredible parts of the world.  And finally getting paid for what she's been training for all her life.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on July 27, 2012, 02:52:28 PM
  She'll spend the first 3-4 months in the Mediterranean and then the next 3 in southern part of the Caribbean.  The pay is decent and she gets to see some incredible parts of the world.  And finally getting paid for what she's been training for all her life.

I see you were listening as you wrote the check.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2012, 03:06:39 PM
She can work a pole. 

The daughter has been dancing/performing non-stop since she was 3.  Only finished a year of college because she wanted to continue pursuing a career in dance.  Been training in Chicago and Pittsburgh the last couple of years and now has a gig performing with Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines.  She'll spend the first 3-4 months in the Mediterranean and then the next 3 in southern part of the Caribbean.  The pay is decent and she gets to see some incredible parts of the world.  And finally getting paid for what she's been training for all her life.
Any cruise discounts for pops?
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2012, 03:12:12 PM
Any cruise discounts for pops?

Absolutely.  Already have a week booked in the spring.  It'll go to some of those St. islands.  St. Lucia...St. Martin...St. Louis...St. Bonaventure....whatever.  The damn flight down there will be more than the cruise.
Title: Re: Happy white male hetero Christian birthday to...
Post by: AWK on July 27, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
She can work a pole. 

The daughter has been dancing/performing non-stop since she was 3.  Only finished a year of college because she wanted to continue pursuing a career in dance.  Been training in Chicago and Pittsburgh the last couple of years and now has a gig performing with Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines.  She'll spend the first 3-4 months in the Mediterranean and then the next 3 in southern part of the Caribbean.  The pay is decent and she gets to see some incredible parts of the world.  And finally getting paid for what she's been training for all her life.
All I got out of this is that she is a dancer...And I need to take a cruise.