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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on July 20, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
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Guess we'll never know.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/07/how_powerful_is_nick_saban_med.html
Media members couldn't enter the bathroom at SEC Media Days while Saban relieved himself, accompanied inside by Alabama coordinator of athletic relations Cedric Burns.
"Hope he hurries up," one photographer said, waiting in a short line blocked by two security officials. "I've got to go."
Also from this article, Solomon issues a death sentence to Huntsville man
"Two or three years ago, I was one of the Alabama fans you did not want to be around," James Pellem said. "I liked to talk a lot of mess. A lot of Alabama fans are just mean people. Of course, you want to beat Auburn bad on Saturday. But you know, when you meet these guys (Auburn coaches and players), it's hard to dislike them."
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Cut Saban some slack. The urinals and toilets are too tall, so he has to sit when he pees.
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I heard that shit this morning. Scarbo said it was fucking stupid...said even Mike Slive didn't have that kind of security. Couple of idiot fucks called in saying it had to be done because someone woulda snapped a pic of him doing his business just to put it out on the net!
Also heard, sadly, Rachel Barbo (however it's spelled) praising the media for not asking any questions about Kristin Saban's lawsuit, and the incident. Said it wasn't football related, and had no business being asked. Fuck them, bunch of fucking pussies. Do they not ask personal shit to players and coaches all the fucking time? Wasn't Trooper's boy's hair a topic and media days, or am I misremembering?
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Guess we'll never know.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/07/how_powerful_is_nick_saban_med.html
Also from this article, Solomon issues a death sentence to Huntsville man
Comment on the article by an Auburn fan
"James Pellem makes some great points. I would encourage both fanbases to visit each others stadium and campus at least once....."
And the classic reply.....
"I would encourage them to visit their own stadium atleast once. "
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I heard Saban has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome or Iron Bowl Schizophrenia). That would explain things.
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A.D.A.M. Medical Encyclopedia.
Schizophrenia
Childhood-onset schizophrenia
Last reviewed: February 13, 2012.
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to:
Tell the difference between what is real and not real
Think clearly
Have normal emotional responses
Act normally in social situations
Causes, incidence, and risk factors
Schizophrenia is a complex illness. Mental health experts are not sure what causes it. However, genes may play a role.
Certain events may trigger schizophrenia in people who are at risk for it because of their genes.
You are more likely to develop schizophrenia if you have a family member with the disease.
Schizophrenia affects both men and women equally. It usually begins in the teen years or young adulthood, but it may begin later in life. It tends to begin later in women, and is more mild.
Childhood-onset schizophrenia begins after age 5. Childhood schizophrenia is rare and can be hard to tell apart from other developmental problems in childhood, such as autism.
Symptoms
Schizophrenia symptoms usually develop slowly over months or years. Sometimes you may have many symptoms, and at other times you may only have a few symptoms.
People with any type of schizophrenia may have trouble keeping friends and working. They may also have problems with anxiety, depression, and suicidal thoughts or behaviors.
At first, you may have the following symptoms:
Irritable or tense feeling
Trouble concentrating
Trouble sleeping
As the illness continues, you may have problems with thinking, emotions, and behavior, including:
Bizarre behaviors
Hearing or seeing things that are not there (hallucinations)
Isolation
Lack of emotion (flat affect)
Problems paying attention
Strongly held beliefs that are not real (delusions)
Thoughts that "jump" between different topics (“loose associationsâ€)
Symptoms depend on the type of schizophrenia you have.
Paranoid schizophrenia symptoms may include:
Anxiety
Anger or arguing
False beliefs that others are trying to harm you or your loved ones
Disorganized schizophrenia symptoms may include:
Childlike behavior
Problems thinking and explaining your ideas clearly
Showing little emotion
Catatonic schizophrenia symptoms may include:
Grimacing or other odd expressions on the face
Lack of activity
Rigid muscles and posture
Not responding much to other people
Undifferentiated schizophrenia may include symptoms of more than one other type of schizophrenia.
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You're weird.
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You're generous, I'd have just gone with the old "hat tip to...".