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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: War Eagle!!! on July 18, 2012, 04:34:05 PM

Title: How long?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 18, 2012, 04:34:05 PM
Before we see warning signs posted next to all escalators saying don't use this if your ass is in a red rascal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFSDqjOteU&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFSDqjOteU&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2012, 04:35:03 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2012, 04:42:43 PM
What ya got there...4 volt?
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 18, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
What's even worse is that she WALKS AWAY after - she didn't even need the damn thing...
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: CCTAU on July 19, 2012, 10:14:00 AM
Elevator to the left.....

After she was half way up, they should have just let it keep going.At least then when they picked her up, she would be at the top.

My favorite part was when the steps kept hitting her in the face. They should have left her there for a few minutes.
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Saniflush on July 19, 2012, 10:28:12 AM
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 19, 2012, 10:50:24 AM
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

My mother told me the escalator could suck children inside of it and that there was no way to get them out.  She also said that it could grab children by the tip of their shoelace. 
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 19, 2012, 10:52:45 AM
My mother told me the escalator could suck children inside of it and that there was no way to get them out.  She also said that it could grab children by the tip of their shoelace.

Heard the same exact thing from mine...  and I have my two absolutely paranoid as hell about escalators.  S holds my hand with a Death Grip.
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: wesfau2 on July 19, 2012, 11:13:44 AM
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

And the kid is STILL on the escalator!
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Godfather on July 19, 2012, 11:38:26 AM
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: AUJarhead on July 19, 2012, 12:16:59 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Godfather on July 19, 2012, 12:34:44 PM
Hey, I love tits as much as the next guy, but why should I pay some old hag good money for some supernatural chicanery coupled with a pair of sagging wrinkled weathered boobs?
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: Saniflush on July 19, 2012, 12:57:25 PM
 Hey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh no. You wanted to play little league instead.
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Post by: Godfather on July 19, 2012, 01:38:21 PM
I'll never forget it. How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
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Post by: Saniflush on July 19, 2012, 01:41:43 PM
Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?
Title: Re: How long?
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 19, 2012, 01:57:57 PM
What would have been funny at about the 1:35 mark somebody hit the start button again, massive ass busting. Cripple (or those pretending to be) and non-cripple alike.