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Title: Obama Kills Small Business Owners
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 06, 2012, 10:59:34 PM
But not with his economic policies.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/restaurant-owner-serves-president-obama-breakfast

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The owner of the Ohio restaurant where President Barack Obama breakfasted this morning died later today.

Josephine “Ann” Harris, 70, the owner of Ann's place, was pronounced dead at 11:18 a.m., after complaning of "fatigue and a tingling feeling," the Akron Beacon Journal reported.

“I’m sure this was her highlight,” her sister, Frankie Adkins, told the paper. “She loved Obama.”

The Beacon Journal described Harris as "ecstatic" in an interview with the paper just afte the visit.

Obama had a breakfast of two eggs over easy, bacon, wheat toast and grits at Ann's Place this morning.

The president called Harris' family from Air Force One after her death.
Title: Re: Obama Kills Small Business Owners
Post by: GH2001 on July 09, 2012, 09:52:06 AM
That article is bullshit - we all know they don't eat grits above Kentucky.
Title: Re: Obama Kills Small Business Owners
Post by: Saniflush on July 09, 2012, 09:55:34 AM
Quote from: GH2001 on July 09, 2012, 09:52:06 AM
That article is bullshit - we all know they don't eat grits above Kentucky.


Yeah, I think they meant creme of wheat.
Title: Re: Obama Kills Small Business Owners
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 09, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on July 09, 2012, 09:55:34 AM

Yeah, I think they meant creme of wheat.
That, or farina. The cooks on one of my ships always tried to pass this shit off as grits. We referred to it as "lagging paste".

Lagging, for those of you who do not understand, is the sheets of insulation that cover the bulkhead on the inside of a ship - fiberglass backing with a canvas dress side. It's stitched together with a thick coating of glue (paste), then painted for durability.

The farina served on the mess deck was of a significantly thicker consistency than this paste. If you ate more than 3 spoonfuls, you could honestly say that you shit a brick, because this stuff would set up in your intestines like qwik-crete. It sounded like you dropped a rock in the shitter when you were finally able to eject it.