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Title: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2012, 11:07:04 AM
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/18936311/dwarfs-compete-in-dallas-for-annual-games   

Clink on the link for (short video) of this.



Dwarfs compete in Dallas for annual games

 Dwarf athletes are competing in their annual sporting events this year in Dallas.

The Dwarf Athletic Association of America (DAAA) National Games bring together short-stature athletes in a weeklong competition from June 30 to July 4.

"These are our national games that happen every year where dwarfs from ages 4 all the way up to masters above 60s get to compete in over eight different sporting events," said Amy Andrews, President of DAAA. 

The athletes are from all over the United States and from Canada, Mexico, Australia, Great Britain, Netherlands and Holland.

The sporting events include: boccia, basketball, volleyball, soccer, swimming, flag football, and track and field.

Monday, the athletes were given the opportunity to play flag football at the Dallas Cowboys Stadium.

"The greatest thing about seeing them is that you get to see them compete and they can do anything an average person can do and sometimes better. They've got great form and technique and they love football," said Jim Eckenrode, Sports Tech for football.

DAAA is a partner to the Little People of America conference that provides the athletes and families with more information about dwarfism.

"We have not only sporting events but we have the opportunity to have workshops, see medical doctors, socialization and of course every night a dance," said Andrews. 

Anyone who wants more information about the organization or to donate can go to DAAA.org.

"We may be short in stature but were just like everybody else, and this gives us an opportunity to compete eye to eye," Andrews said.


Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2012, 11:10:50 AM
The DAAA has taken these games to new heights
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: djsimp on July 03, 2012, 11:26:00 AM
Looks like saban will finally be able to coach in the professional sports again.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2012, 11:42:08 AM
"We have not only sporting events but we have the opportunity to have workshops, see medical doctors, socialization and of course every night a dance," said Andrews. 


New limbo records set every night.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 03, 2012, 11:48:35 AM
I walked by when this was on the news last night and saw a little clip. I assumed that it was a kids camp. I just realized now what I saw. I hate I didn't watch it a little better now.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: DnATL on July 03, 2012, 12:03:11 PM
I walked by when this was on the news last night and saw a little clip. I assumed that it was a kids camp. I just realized now what I saw. I hate I didn't watch it a little better now.
You saw one of them blocking across the back of the legs?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 03, 2012, 12:04:21 PM
So far, I've placed in three different sports.  Thanks for the support.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: JR4AU on July 03, 2012, 12:21:55 PM
So far, I've placed in three different sports.  Thanks for the support.

Placed = 2nd place loser.  3rd in a race of 3.  Nada, squadoosh! 
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
At night, they socialize by watching a movie.  Tonight's showing is Honey I shrunk the kids.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2012, 12:37:53 PM
You so short, I can see your feet on your driver's license.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2012, 01:09:33 PM
At night, they socialize by watching a movie.  Tonight's showing is Honey I shrunk the kids.

Or

 (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c352/noelaniakau/midgetporn.gif)

OR

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/tedmertz/midgets.jpg)
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: noxin on July 03, 2012, 02:06:45 PM
Looks like saban will finally be able to coach in the professional sports again.

He's been dreaming of this since he was knee-high to a grasshopper
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2012, 02:10:57 PM
He's been dreaming of this since he was knee-high to a grasshopper

Last week?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2012, 02:17:11 PM
Last week?

He plays handball with the curb
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AWK on July 03, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Saniflush created a game out of midgets and horseshoes.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: DnATL on July 03, 2012, 02:35:29 PM
Saniflush created a game out of midgets and horseshoes.
Don't forget your modification to an old favorite - dwarf salad tossing (VV won't forget it, that's for sure)
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 05, 2012, 09:14:28 AM
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/tedmertz/midgets.jpg)

I foresee an X outing in the future. Next time post this shit before it happens asshole.  Where pray tell is this glorious place?

Do you or do you not feel that little people should be a protected class?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AUChizad on July 05, 2012, 09:23:20 AM
I've seen a midget stripper before.

She looked like Donkey Kong Jr. climbing up the pole and sliding down it.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 05, 2012, 09:43:48 AM
I've seen a midget stripper before.

She looked like Donkey Kong Jr. climbing up the pole and sliding down it.

Here's to the people we've met, and the people we've fucked And to those of us who have had no such luck Here's to beer in the glass and vodka in the cup Here's to poking her in the ass so she won't get knocked up Here's to all of you and here's to me... Together as friends we should always be... But if we should ever disagree... Then fuck all of you and here's to me!
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 05, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
I foresee an X outing in the future. Next time post this shit before it happens asshole.  Where pray tell is this glorious place?

Do you or do you not feel that little people should be a protected class?

I wonder if there pussys are you know-To scale?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AUChizad on July 05, 2012, 10:10:18 AM
I wonder if there pussys are you know-To scale?
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Saniflush on July 05, 2012, 10:48:06 AM
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.


You so had the chance to know that first hand.  You lost points not hitting it.

"Babes" is in the Phoenix area and I know that because one I can read the address on the the flyer and two that's the titty flop that Whit almost got us kicked out of when we were out there for the NC because she was getting "too handsy".
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AUChizad on July 05, 2012, 10:53:22 AM
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.
I said yes, but I meant no.

Normal sized. Not to scale.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 05, 2012, 11:00:20 AM

You so had the chance to know that first hand.  You lost points not hitting it.

All he could think about was how big those hands would make his penis look.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 05, 2012, 02:52:52 PM
"Babes" is in the Phoenix area and I know that because one I can read the address on the the flyer and two that's the titty flop that Whit almost got us kicked out of when we were out there for the NC because she was getting "too handsy".

Sidebar:  What, exactly, are the rules about touching when it's a female receiving a lap dance from another female?  I had no idea what I was supposed to do with my hands or anything else while she was grinding on me.  And she was absolutely gorgeous, so I was game.  I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either. 
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 05, 2012, 02:59:22 PM
Sidebar:  What, exactly, are the rules about touching when it's a female receiving a lap dance from another female?  I had no idea what I was supposed to do with my hands or anything else while she was grinding on me.  And she was absolutely gorgeous, so I was game.  I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either.

Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AUChizad on July 05, 2012, 06:07:40 PM
Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?
Each club and each girl have different rules.

Some girl strippers love hamming it up with other chicks.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 05, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?

What he said.  Depends on the club.  Had a friend who went to a club in Florida on travel for work.  He's getting a dance when the girl turns around in the middle and tells him, "You can play with my boobs any time you want." 

He said drunkenly groping a chick who was pretending to enjoy it reminded him too much of 10th grade so he left.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 05, 2012, 06:47:56 PM
I've seen a midget stripper before.

She looked like Donkey Kong Jr. climbing up the pole and sliding down it.
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: AUChizad on July 05, 2012, 11:06:12 PM
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
Same one I saw. Couldn't remember her name.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 06, 2012, 09:29:04 AM
I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either.
Just an FYI you aren't going to get in trouble...they will just ask you to leave.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 06, 2012, 09:33:28 AM
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
Did you tell her you wanted to make a mess in her mouth?
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 06, 2012, 09:33:36 AM
Each club and each girl have different rules.

Some girl strippers love hamming it up with other chicks. As husbands watch
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 06, 2012, 09:36:20 AM
Did you tell her you wanted to make a mess in her mouth?

Peter North would drown one of them.
Title: Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
Post by: Godfather on July 06, 2012, 09:38:43 AM

Hey, I'm Gulliver. How are you doing?