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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on July 01, 2008, 03:44:09 PM
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So I'm at happy hour last night, minding my own business and quaffing a delicious Sweetwater 420 when my phone rings. A longtime friend is calling to tell me that she and her husband (brother of a good friend from my AU days) are getting divorced. She needs some advice about the necessity of an attorney in an amicable split. I say my piece and remind her that I'm going to be neutral in this event, but will remain available if they have other questions.
I hang up and immediately call the soon-to-be-ex-husband and leave the following voicemail: "Hey, ____________ just called and asked some basic divorce questions. I just wanted you to know that she called and I'm not going to be getting in the middle of this."
Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.
Fuck that.
People: keep your fucking drama to yourselves. There are plenty of lawyers in the world. Call them. Not me. Call Steve, he loves helping people pro bono.
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So, is she hot?
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So, is she hot?
Not really.
Huge tits, though.
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Not really.
Huge tits, though.
People always ask me shit...like I truly know. I just say, I am not a lawyer. Fuck off. I wish that would still work after I pass the bar.
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Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.
I didn't even have to make it all the way to this point before I knew what was coming. I found out long time ago no matter how much you want to remain neutral it just can't happen.
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Yep, I love boning pros. Where da' white hooker women at?
My sister was splitting up with her baby mama daddy and he calls me asking advice. I told him for OBVIOUS fucking reasons, I wasn't getting in the middle of it. The only thing I advised him was keep the shit amicable and don't get into a war over petty stuff. Just come to agreement and move on. (Married 3-4 years)
My sister calls that night blessing me out for giving hm advice and wanting to know why I was "Helping" him.
I do NOT handle divorces. No one thinks straight in that shit and people do some of the most off the wall, fucked up, bizzare stuff when they're breaking up. Now I want a 420.
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So I'm at happy hour last night, minding my own business and quaffing a delicious Sweetwater 420 when my phone rings. A longtime friend is calling to tell me that she and her husband (brother of a good friend from my AU days) are getting divorced. She needs some advice about the necessity of an attorney in an amicable split. I say my piece and remind her that I'm going to be neutral in this event, but will remain available if they have other questions.
I hang up and immediately call the soon-to-be-ex-husband and leave the following voicemail: "Hey, ____________ just called and asked some basic divorce questions. I just wanted you to know that she called and I'm not going to be getting in the middle of this."
Today I get an email from the girl apologizing for dragging me into their mess, but SHE WISHED THAT I HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO HER MAN. Why? Because she hadn't spoken with him about talking to me.
Fuck that.
People: keep your fucking drama to yourselves. There are plenty of lawyers in the world. Call them. Not me. Call Steve, he loves helping people pro bono.
Just fuck the shit out of her and all will be forgiven.
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Now I want a 420.
I'm heading to BluePoint in a moment for just that purpose.
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Now I want a 420.
I'm out of 420. Will you accept a Shiner Blonde?
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I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.
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I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.
How about 1792 on the rocks, fuck you Jobu
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I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.
"Did he just say Chinkey? Get your purse."
"Everyone of you have made fun of Chinese people, that why they're in this country, for our entertianment pleasure."
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I'll be expecting a tall 420 or 4 when I get down next week. Right now, I'm enjoying a cold Yanjing. (The official state beer of China) Not bad. Like a Corona with a little bite. A few more of these and I'll have Chinkey eyes.
Yanjing = overpriced stale Budweiser in green bottle
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It's in a clear bottle. Ha, you know not of which you speak.
Why do you hate St. Louis?
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Why do you hate St. Louis?
Budweiser = American Horse Piss
I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.
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Budweiser = American Horse Piss
I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.
If they do, do you think we will lose the good ole headache in a can? Nothing beats a Bud headache.
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Budweiser = American Horse Piss
I hope to God Anheuser sells out to that Belgian company.
Bud Light makes me happy :bar:
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If they do, do you think we will lose the good ole headache in a can?
A guy can hope, ok?
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It's in a clear bottle. Ha, you know not of which you speak.
Why do you hate St. Louis?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Yanjing_beer.jpg/260px-Yanjing_beer.jpg)
Beyotch, it comes in a green bottle.
If you were drinking Yanjing out of a clear bottle, you were drinking the near beer.........LOL.
(http://www.yanjingcanada.com/sitebuilder/images/ALC_1_-105x168.jpg)Yanjing De-alcoholized Beer (0.5% alc./vol.) is an
attractive to alcoholic beer, maintaining the real beer
taste without the alcohol. Using a natural process
and brewed with hops, rice and barley malt, Yanjing
tastes smooth, toasty and crisp with citrusy malt
palate. (Buy from T&T Supermarket, IGA, Save on
Food or contact shu@yanjingcanada.com directly)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Yanjing_beer.jpg/260px-Yanjing_beer.jpg)
Beyotch, it comes in a green bottle.
If you were drinking Yanjing out of a clear bottle, you were drinking the near beer.........LOL.
(http://www.yanjingcanada.com/sitebuilder/images/ALC_1_-105x168.jpg)Yanjing De-alcoholized Beer (0.5% alc./vol.) is an
attractive to alcoholic beer, maintaining the real beer
taste without the alcohol. Using a natural process
and brewed with hops, rice and barley malt, Yanjing
tastes smooth, toasty and crisp with citrusy malt
palate. (Buy from T&T Supermarket, IGA, Save on
Food or contact shu@yanjingcanada.com directly)
Yall done got yer col' beers mix'd up thare boys:
http://www.yuengling.com/ meet http://www.yanjingbeer.com/
now play nice.
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You mean to tell me I've had 2 six packs of no-buzz beer? Damnit to hell.
Thank goodness I was chasing it with good bourbon. Actually, I thought I had been drinking too much but now I feel better.