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Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 01:16:11 PM
the resident TigersX smack talker.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: chinook on June 21, 2012, 01:22:16 PM
he's no jesus. 

happy birthday. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on June 21, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
he's no jesus. 

happy birthday.

No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.

Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Happy burfsday, beyotch.  Wear a condom.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:45:48 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
Happy burfsday, beyotch.  Wear a condom.

Condoms are for pussies. Wait, I just sai.........
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 01:49:00 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:50:52 PM
No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.

Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!

I would be more like Abraham.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:58:42 PM
Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.

Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.

Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 21, 2012, 02:07:02 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.

24-Dang when I was 24 we ate dirt. AND WE LIKED IT.  Happy B-day
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:09:59 PM
Oh, by the way, I'm really diggn the Bday gift you guys got me.

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/happy-birthday-birthday-girl-demotivational-poster-1265830060.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on June 21, 2012, 02:34:12 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:43:04 PM
Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.

She lives by the book?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 02:45:31 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.

Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on June 21, 2012, 02:47:23 PM
She lives by the book?

Well she picked him up didn't she? 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 21, 2012, 02:47:32 PM
Happy Birthday you bad whiskey, bad beer drinking fertile bastard!

Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.

Truth! 50 is near death. How miserable would it be?

Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

He might as well go for kid 20 and make it a nice round number.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 21, 2012, 02:49:46 PM
Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.

It makes them have them big bOObs.   Trust me.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:52:25 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

I was once told that parents have a 1 in 5 chance of their children being millionaires. I stopped at 5.
Also, if my wife gets knocked up again, it will either be a medical mystery or somebody as been pulling double duty.

Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:54:17 PM
The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.

Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.

I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
Well she picked him up didn't she?

 :cage:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 03:00:50 PM
somebody as been pulling double duty.

Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!

Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 21, 2012, 03:01:23 PM
I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.

Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?

And you think I've been at the office?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: ssgaufan on June 21, 2012, 03:14:27 PM
Happy Birthday simp!  Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 21, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Happy birthday!  If you need a babysitter for the night, just call me.


...and ignore my avatar temporarily.

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 03:34:41 PM
And you think I've been at the office?

Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 21, 2012, 03:39:54 PM
Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?

Well, my butt isn't fertile, so it's a win-win for both of us.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 21, 2012, 03:43:08 PM
Happy day, darlin.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
Happy Birthday simp!  Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!

You know its fucked up when a 7 passenger vehicle is mandatory when searching for a new family vehicle.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 04:03:33 PM
Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.

You're making me thirsty.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: MarkChand on June 21, 2012, 04:04:48 PM
Happy Birthday Simp! I've got a good lead on an old school bus, keep the youngins' a comin'
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 04:05:37 PM
Happy day, darlin.

I love you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 21, 2012, 06:50:42 PM
Happy birthday, simp!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Token on June 21, 2012, 07:04:32 PM
Fuck you.