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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 01:16:11 PM
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the resident TigersX smack talker.
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he's no jesus.
happy birthday.
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he's no jesus.
happy birthday.
No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.
Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!
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Happy burfsday, beyotch. Wear a condom.
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Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
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Happy burfsday, beyotch. Wear a condom.
Condoms are for pussies. Wait, I just sai.........
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Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.
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No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.
Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!
I would be more like Abraham.
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Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.
Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.
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Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.
Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.
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Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
24-Dang when I was 24 we ate dirt. AND WE LIKED IT. Happy B-day
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Oh, by the way, I'm really diggn the Bday gift you guys got me.
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/happy-birthday-birthday-girl-demotivational-poster-1265830060.jpg)
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Have a good one. Don't knock up the wife again.
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Have a good one. Don't knock up the wife again.
Yeah no doubt.
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.
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Yeah no doubt.
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.
She lives by the book?
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Have a good one. Don't knock up the wife again.
The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.
Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.
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She lives by the book?
Well she picked him up didn't she?
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Happy Birthday you bad whiskey, bad beer drinking fertile bastard!
Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.
Truth! 50 is near death. How miserable would it be?
Have a good one. Don't knock up the wife again.
He might as well go for kid 20 and make it a nice round number.
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Yeah no doubt.
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.
It makes them have them big bOObs. Trust me.
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Have a good one. Don't knock up the wife again.
I was once told that parents have a 1 in 5 chance of their children being millionaires. I stopped at 5.
Also, if my wife gets knocked up again, it will either be a medical mystery or somebody as been pulling double duty.
Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
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The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.
Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.
I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.
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Well she picked him up didn't she?
:cage:
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somebody as been pulling double duty.
Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?
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I come bearing good news, I haven't had an Icehouse in 5 or so months. Strictly teh whiskey.
Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.
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Maybe weskie is trying to tell you something. Take a hint fucker. You didn't think she was at home watching Dancing with the Stars while you were at the office late now do you?
And you think I've been at the office?
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Happy Birthday simp! Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!
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Happy birthday! If you need a babysitter for the night, just call me.
...and ignore my avatar temporarily.
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And you think I've been at the office?
Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?
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Are you saying you've been having teh ghey butt sex with VV?
Well, my butt isn't fertile, so it's a win-win for both of us.
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Happy day, darlin.
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Happy Birthday simp! Hope you get a good deal on your next 15 passenger van!
You know its fucked up when a 7 passenger vehicle is mandatory when searching for a new family vehicle.
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Wife is traveling this weekend, You got me thinking about (usa) beers. I see Blue moons in my future tonight.
You're making me thirsty.
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Happy Birthday Simp! I've got a good lead on an old school bus, keep the youngins' a comin'
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Happy day, darlin.
I love you.
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Happy birthday, simp!
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Fuck you.