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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on June 20, 2012, 08:10:27 PM
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http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/msn/report_brian_price_beat_up_mark_barron_during_otas/11046296
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That story actually sucks pretty hard. Barron's just sitting there and this guy starts punching him in the face?
I mean, I'm all for hoping Barron was being a punk and wouldn't move for the veteran player who had just gone through a tragedy, but that article doesn't hint at that in the slightest.
Brian Price sounds like a punk bitch.
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The rookie was told to move because that was his seat. Barron quickly realized that he ain't â€Top Dawg†anymore. I have a feeling that Barron either smirked at him like â€whatever, I'm all that.†Or, he said some smart ass remark. If you a rookie, you do what you're told by the Vets.
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The rookie was told to move because that was his seat. Barron quickly realized that he ain't â€Top Dawg†anymore. I have a feeling that Barron either smirked at him like â€whatever, I'm all that.†Or, he said some smart ass remark. If you a rookie, you do what you're told by the Vets.
Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".
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Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".
If only...
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Yeah, getting beat repeatedly in the face is the proper way to deal with a smirk by "professionals".
That's why I love every summer when the interns show up. I get to really work out a lot of frustrations.
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That's why I love every summer when the interns show up. I get to really work out a lot of frustrations.
:thumsup:
Ours suck this year. I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.
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:thumsup:
Ours suck this year. I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.
And it was just plain too - no egg, no sausage, not even jelly! Inexcusable.
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And it was just plain too - no egg, no sausage, not even jelly! Inexcusable.
Who do you all recruit them through? Give that career office a hard time.
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Who do you all recruit them through? Give that career office a hard time.
I mean, I can overlook the egg but no jelly? Get the hell out of here. I'm like Kaos with a tomato if I get a biscuit with no jelly.
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Ours suck this year. I didn't get a biscuit from Shaggy's until 9:15 this morning.
A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama. Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle. On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.
"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"
We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.
"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning! Get your lazy ass back here!"
Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back. Good times! :thumsup:
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A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama. Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle. On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.
"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"
We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.
"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning! Get your lazy ass back here!"
Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back. Good times! :thumsup:
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A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama. Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle. On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.
"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"
We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.
"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning! Get your lazy ass back here!"
Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back. Good times! :thumsup:
Awesome story
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A few summers ago we had an intern from Bama. Of course I'm Auburn and the other two guys I was working with were Tennessee and Auburn so we gave that poor, scared 19 year old all the grief he could handle. On his second day the UT guy came into the intern corral and asked our errand monkey if he had an Ipod docking cable because his Ipod died.
"Yes sir, but it's at my house."
"Why don't you go get that for me?"
"Uh....OK?"
We watched at the window until he got in his car and drove a couple of miles before I called him.
"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in my car heading to my house."
"It's 10 in the f'in morning! Get your lazy ass back here!"
Then I hung up on him before he could explain, he was practically in tears when he got back. Good times! :thumsup:
That is awesome! It's one of the reasons I love interns. You can beat them down so bad and make them hate life. It helps to pass the time during slow times. We were so bad to them one summer they threatened to go to HR on us. We asked them who did they think HR was going to believe, a couple of dumbass college kids or those who actually made the company money? One was so pissed at us he wanted to meet us in the parking lot after work. Yes, interns = Good times, good times indeed.
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I never felt manlier than I did when I made a guy cry at a place I worked. I had just retired from the Military and my civilian skills severely lacked. He came to me wanting something and I got in his grill about it and tears started welling up in eyes and then I got more into grill.
I found out what HR was and what people handling classes were for the next two weeks.
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I never felt manlier than I did when I made a guy cry at a place I worked. I had just retired from the Military and my civilian skills severely lacked. He came to me wanting something and I got in his grill about it and tears started welling up in eyes and then I got more into grill.
I found out what HR was and what people handling classes were for the next two weeks.
Good times. One of the best HR writeups I have had in my work career was after walking around one Decemeber 7th a few years back and wishing everyone "Happy Slap a Jap day".
Good times!
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Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change. we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell. They have looks of horror on their faces.
Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.
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Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change. we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell. They have looks of horror on their faces.
Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.
I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
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I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
What was that mommy part breath?
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I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
Only if it's not true.
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What was that mommy part breath?
You do realize we have a HR department at the X. Don't make me file a complaint.
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Pretty sure that me and a co-worker are going to wind up in sensitivity training if we don't change. we are both loud and we have said things as other females walk by our offices as we are working and giving each other hell. They have looks of horror on their faces.
Here lately I can think of "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife", "Fuck me running", "Goddamn", "Ain't that a bitch", "mommy part breath", "douche nozzle" and several others that have been said as one has walked by.
So what you are telling me is that you are usually browsing the X when they walk by.
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I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.
He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
Horrified, she says, "No!"
He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."
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Only if it's not true.
Truf
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A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.
He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
Horrified, she says, "No!"
He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."
You are gonna make JR explode with all this talk of smelly pussy and feet.
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A woman is alone in an elevator when a dwarf gets on a few floors later.
He looks up at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
Horrified, she says, "No!"
He thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm...must be your feet, then."
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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I think "mommy part breath" is the one that will take you down.
Not if she has it.
When I was at Ft. Campbell, KY (101st) a girl friend of my wife and her partner came to stay with us for awhile. I knew for that week no matter how much pussy I got they were getting more.
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^THIS!
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You are gonna make JR explode with all this talk of smelly pussy and feet.
Mmmmmmmmmm!
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Mmmmmmmmmm!
And if the mf'er is hairy then even better.
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In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past. Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon. But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle. What a total bitch. I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them. The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word in a malicious manner. I hate that word. And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.
So now the guys come hang out in my office on 2nd floor to blow off steam because they know I would never rat them out, and in fact, might drop an F-bomb or two myself as a show of support.
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In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past. Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon. But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle. What a total bitch. I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them. The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word in a malicious manner. I hate that word. And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.
So now the guys come hang out in my office on 2nd floor to blow off steam because they know I would never rat them out, and in fact, might drop an F-bomb or two myself as a show of support.
M u s t n o t m a k e l e w e d c o m m e n t.
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The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word in a malicious manner.
You fucking c**t!
Now, when do I get my punishment?
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And if the mf'er is hairy then even better.
Like this?
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/images.jpg)
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In the oil bidness, there are guys who work offshore and guys who used to work offshore, and even when they grow up to be senior management, their language reflects their past. Hearing "So I told him "Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker" is not uncommon. But now there is a female admin on third floor who has been complaining to HR about the language being used in the office - but what is so bad is that these guys are sitting in their own offices saying this stuff, and she is walking the halls, listening in, and then running to HR to tattle. What a total bitch. I made sure when I interviewed for my last two employees that they knew this was not a kindergarten and that if they got offended easily by language, this was not the job for them. The ONLY way I could get pissed off would be if someone actually, to my face, called me the c-word in a malicious manner. I hate that word. And even then, I think I would just handle it myself - damn if I would go rat to HR.
I bet she's uglier than homemade sin as well.
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Like this?
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/images.jpg)
JR will never leave the house now.
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JR will never leave the house now.
No feet shown...worthless.