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Title: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Shug Dye on June 19, 2012, 11:50:55 AM
Happy Birthday! Let's all hear it for Jesus! "Like" if you have Jesus in your heart today. Pass this thread on by if you aren't willing to post on this and announce your love for Jesus.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 19, 2012, 12:00:22 PM
I thought his birthday fell closer to like...December 25th or something.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Shug Dye on June 19, 2012, 12:06:33 PM
I thought his birthday fell closer to like...December 25th or something.

You obviously haven't checked the Tigersx calendar. How does it feel to be older than Jesus?
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 19, 2012, 12:08:28 PM
You obviously haven't checked the Tigersx calendar. How does it feel to be older than Jesus?

I oughta slug you
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 19, 2012, 12:36:11 PM
I thought you'd be older...and taller.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Saniflush on June 19, 2012, 01:44:32 PM
I thought you'd be older...and taller.


You play pretty good for a blind white boy.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: AWK on June 19, 2012, 02:30:45 PM
Hesus?
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 19, 2012, 02:44:01 PM
Hesus?

I like him very much, but he no help me with curveball.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: wesfau2 on June 19, 2012, 07:41:04 PM
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: chinook on June 20, 2012, 09:29:45 PM
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.

did he feed 5000?
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 09:28:55 AM
I've actually met jesus.  Good guy.  He also appreciates fine gulf seafood. 

He's just alright with me.

He only likes it with 100's of loaves of bread.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 21, 2012, 09:48:03 AM
He only likes it with 100's of loaves of bread.

It was 5 loaves.  C'mon man, did you miss that day of VBS?
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: AWK on June 21, 2012, 10:19:59 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/256s7wm.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2012, 10:33:18 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/256s7wm.jpg)

Ok, I chortled a bit.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 21, 2012, 04:12:32 PM
He may need a lawyer too...  I didn't even know he was in town...

One of y'all should step up.  Wouldn't "Defended Jesus" look good on a resume?

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A suspect with the first name “Jesus Christ” did not seem follow after his holy namesake’s advice, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

Jesus Christ Anthony Turner, 27, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon for a theft last week, according to court documents from the Harris County District Court.

Last Saturday, Turner used a gun to try to steal from the alleged victim Terence Alan White. Houston police arrested him on Monday.  He is being held  in custody without a bond.

The man with the unusual name has previously been charged with burglary of a habitation this January and assault of a family member in 2004, court records show.
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: chinook on June 21, 2012, 06:38:15 PM
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3919/thanks-jesus-for-this-food.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 07:40:20 PM
HA!
Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: GH2001 on June 22, 2012, 10:55:37 AM
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3919/thanks-jesus-for-this-food.jpg)

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Title: Re: Jesus turns 49 today.....
Post by: JR4AU on June 22, 2012, 11:02:16 AM
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3919/thanks-jesus-for-this-food.jpg)

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