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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on June 04, 2012, 10:44:37 AM
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Dear Tide Fans:
There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat. The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing.
1) Graduation: High school or college. I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum. Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement.
2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair. Get someone to loan you some. And wear a fucking tie. It's a sign of respect. Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche. Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements? The epitome of douchebaggery. I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.
3) Church. Same rule as funerals. Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans. And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer. But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats. It's disrespectful. It's low class. It's trashy.
For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats. I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation. It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up. At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation. Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events.
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Dear Tide Fans:
There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat. The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing.
1) Graduation: High school or college. I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum. Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement.
2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair. Get someone to loan you some. And wear a fucking tie. It's a sign of respect. Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche. Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements? The epitome of douchebaggery. I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.
3) Church. Same rule as funerals. Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans. And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer. But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats. It's disrespectful. It's low class. It's trashy.
For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats. I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation. It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up. At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation. Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events.
If yallz had fourteeeein like us, youz be sportin it too like you wuz proud.
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Its a new world. Just getting people to show up is a great accomplishment.
I'm not as critical of attire as I used to be. I think your pastor would agree.
I don't like all the bammer crap either, but I'm not going to bitch and moan if they wear it. It's not like they are during the suck years....
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I thought the same thing yesterday at church. I go to a big church with 3 services on Sunday mornings. one of those services, the one I go to, is "casual". For me, casual is exctly what I have on now....kakhi's and a polo button down. Yesterday, I was looking across at a father/son siting there, both with matching crimpsum shirts. This is the same guy who several years ago at a Junior Miss pagent, didn't realize his own daughter won a full ride to Troy because he had headphones on, listening to the Bama/Georgia game. Everyone was clapping...he just sat and stared. :facepalm:
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I thought the same thing yesterday at church. I go to a big church with 3 services on Sunday mornings. one of those services, the one I go to, is "casual". For me, casual is exctly what I have on now....kakhi's and a polo button down. Yesterday, I was looking across at a father/son siting there, both with matching crimpsum shirts. This is the same guy who several years ago at a Junior Miss pagent, didn't realize his own daughter won a full ride to Troy because he had headphones on, listening to the Bama/Georgia game. Everyone was clapping...he just sat and stared. :facepalm:
You jist donnnt unnderstand do ya. Thayut gammme wuz close til tha fourth quawter. Besides, its jis troy. Theyz jus like one of dem communitee cawleges compared to Bama.
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white blazer.
Sonny approves.
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/Don-Johnson-Sonny-Crockett-miami-vice-784292_268_400.jpg)
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Dear Tide Fans:
There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat. The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing.
1) Graduation: High school or college. I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum. Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement.
2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair. Get someone to loan you some. And wear a fucking tie. It's a sign of respect. Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche. Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements? The epitome of douchebaggery. I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.
3) Church. Same rule as funerals. Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans. And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer. But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats. It's disrespectful. It's low class. It's trashy.
For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats. I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation. It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up. At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation. Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events.
#4. At Work at AUBURN UNIVERSITY
I realize your job in Facilities doesn't require professional attire while spray washing the sidewalk or working on the lawns (functions which are much appreciated), but please refrain from wearing your Got 14? shit while working on the campus.
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Sonny approves.
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/Don-Johnson-Sonny-Crockett-miami-vice-784292_268_400.jpg)
You know that's hot.
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At our graduation this year, when we announced a student's academic scholarship to Auburn, some asshole in the crowd bellowed "Rooollll Tide!"
The yuck-yucks followed.
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Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie
Only the $100 one, of course.
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Only the $100 one, of course.
Sorry. I don't buy $12 ties. Deal with it goat boy.
(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/248000/248143_mounting_caramel.jpg)
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Sorry. I don't buy $12 ties. Deal with it goat boy.
(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/248000/248143_mounting_caramel.jpg)
That goat is scared.
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I will make one side remark, whilst I agree with you wholeheartedly on the attire, and I am not just talking bama gear. I will say at least they are there.
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I will make one side remark, whilst I agree with you wholeheartedly on the attire, and I am not just talking bama gear. I will say at least they are there.
But for what reason? You go to graduation in bama cap and shirt to be seen or to honor the graduate? BTW, it's not an Alabama graduation.
You go to a funeral in that getup to honor the deceased or to make your own personal statement? Especially if the funeral is for an AU fan? I'll say it right now. Any fuck comes to my funeral in Bama gear? I hope somebody in my family puts a gun in my dead hand, points it at them and blows their fucking head off. Claim I spasm'd. Then we can have another funeral.
You go to church in your bama cap and shirt? On Sunday morning? Are you going to honor God or show off your own misplaced sense of pride?
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Are you going to honor God or show off your own misplaced sense of pride?
Those motherfuckers need Jesus!
While I also agree with your point about attire, I do find it funny that you are dropping the f bomb left and right while looking down your nose at others about what they wear at church. But, I understand that it is what it is. You need something Alabama related to whine and cry about today, so I guess this topic was up on the round robin.
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Sorry. I don't buy $12 ties. Deal with it goat boy.
(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/248000/248143_mounting_caramel.jpg)
We know. You only buy the ones that are $100 or greater.
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In bammer circles, if it's a jersey with a BCS game logo on it, it's considered formal attire.
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In bammer circles, if it's a jersey with a BCS game logo on it, it's considered formal attire.
#winning
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I have to add to K's list. Court. bammer, take your greasy ass houndstooth hat off when you come in the courtroom.
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Those motherfuckers need Jesus!
While I also agree with your point about attire, I do find it funny that you are dropping the f bomb left and right while looking down your nose at others about what they wear at church. But, I understand that it is what it is. You need something Alabama related to whine and cry about today, so I guess this topic was up on the round robin.
Checked the list. "Thou shalt not say Fuck" didnt make the final cut.
FWIW, I'd feel the same disdain for fuckerpuds wearing AU, FSU, UT, MSU, OSU or any other matched college gear at graduation, church or a funeral. But I don't see that. Only your kind. Lowest class of people on earth. Barely a rung above apes, frankly.
Now get back to terrifying goats.
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Now get back to terrifying goats.
Who says they are terrified? Looks happy to me.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WlzwFrf6Y5k/TRTxpOOV3cI/AAAAAAAAAHg/TaXYhYsFqAo/s1600/happy-goat.jpg)
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But for what reason? You go to graduation in bama cap and shirt to be seen or to honor the graduate? BTW, it's not an Alabama graduation.
You go to a funeral in that getup to honor the deceased or to make your own personal statement? Especially if the funeral is for an AU fan? I'll say it right now. Any fuck comes to my funeral in Bama gear? I hope somebody in my family puts a gun in my dead hand, points it at them and blows their fucking head off. Claim I spasm'd. Then we can have another funeral.
You go to church in your bama cap and shirt? On Sunday morning? Are you going to honor God or show off your own misplaced sense of pride?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!
I see Uncle Sani got to you.
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Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!
I see Uncle Sani got to you.
Oh dear God in heaven
Much face was consumed
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land
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I thought the same thing yesterday at church. I go to a big church with 3 services on Sunday mornings. one of those services, the one I go to, is "casual". For me, casual is exctly what I have on now....kakhi's and a polo button down. Yesterday, I was looking across at a father/son siting there, both with matching crimpsum shirts. This is the same guy who several years ago at a Junior Miss pagent, didn't realize his own daughter won a full ride to Troy because he had headphones on, listening to the Bama/Georgia game. Everyone was clapping...he just sat and stared. :facepalm:
:rofl: :bugs: :classic:
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This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land
I think we should call it... your grave!
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
So I'm Judas? I'm lost here.
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I think we should call it... your grave!
Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony...
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Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony...
Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
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Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
this is gonna get real interesting..
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this is gonna get real interesting..
Define interesting.
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Define interesting.
Oh god... oh god... we're all gonna die
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this is gonna get real interesting..
Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all.
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Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all.
Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
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Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
I'll kill a man in a fair fight.....Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight.
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I'll kill a man in a fair fight.....Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight.
Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."
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Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."
I been to the edge.....just looked like more space.
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I been to the edge.....just looked like more space.
goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
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goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
(That really should be my line, but whatever, ghey boy...)
What the hell is goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
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To briefly hijack the movie line hijack...was at my nephew's graduation in Montgomery last night. LAMP Academy held their ceremony at First Baptist Church in downtown Monkeytown. They asked the crowd to please hold the applause etc. until all were announced. They didn't. No biggee. I have no problem with people cheering for a kid who's accomplished something significant. And from what I understand, graduating from this place is in fact an accomplishment. On one kid, they announced the name and 5 people stood up with kazoos. I chortled. But......
After the announcement of one particular student.....from the balcony came a loud and long..ROOOOOWWWWW TAHD ROOWWW. Somebody please explain what the fickity frick Row Tahd has to do with honoring a graduating high school student. :facepalm:
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Somebody please explain what the fickity frick Row Tahd has to do with honoring a graduating high school student. :facepalm:
It has nothing to do with it. In fact, I find it extremely ironic because graduating from a school stands in stark contrast to yelling that phrase.
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Too far? Arresting a mom for bad behavior at high school graduation
4:00 pm June 5, 2012, by Maureen Downey
I have been surprised at the amount of manic cheering at the high school graduations that I’ve attended. In some cases, exuberant family members scream so loudly for their graduates that they drown at the names of the next students.
But this seems to go a bit far: Arresting a South Carolina mom for yelling too loudly at her daughter’s ceremony?
When I read these stories, I wonder if high school graduations are following the path of children’s sporting events where vociferous parents have been told to tone it down or leave the field.
But I understand the frustration of parents when their child’s name is lost to the applause and cheers for the prior graduate. I attended one ceremony where the procession of graduates had to be halted until the cheering relatives calmed down.
According to the New York Daily News:
Beach balls and bullhorns are commonly banned from graduation ceremonies, but some schools also want to silence the screaming — going so far as to have overzealous audience members arrested.
That’s what reportedly happened to South Carolina mom Shannon Cooper, who was accused of whooping so loudly during her daughter’s high school graduation Saturday night that cops charged her with disorderly conduct and placed her in a detention center.
“Are ya’ll serious? Are ya’ll for real? I mean, that’s what I’m thinking in my mind,†Cooper told WPDE NewsChannel 15 in Myrtle Beach. “I didn’t say anything. I was just like OK, I can’t fight the law. “
Cooper said she didn’t act any differently than other families when their children’s names were called during the South Florence High School ceremony. Her daughter, Iesha, told WPDE she didn’t realize her mother was being arrested until her friends told her.
“They’re locking your momma up for cheering — and I was like that isn’t right because other people was cheering and they didn’t lock them up,†Iesha told the TV station.
Police reportedly warned parents that screaming would result in expulsion from the Florence Civic Center. Those who became disorderly as they were shown the exit were also arrested, officials said. That allegedly included Cooper, who was placed in a police van and then taken to a detention center. She was there for several hours before posting a $225 bond, according to WPDE.
“Yesterday can’t be replaced… My mama went to jail on my graduation day,†Iesha Cooper, 18, told the station.
It wasn’t jail but community service that student Anthony Cornist was reportedly handed after his graduation from Mt. Healthy Junior/Senior High School in Ohio. His family and supporters gave him such a rowdy reception that school officials denied him his diploma and told him he will have to perform 20 hours of community service before he can graduate, according to ABC 9 in Cincinnati.
“I will be holding your diploma in the main office due to the excessive cheering your guests displayed during the roll call,†principal Marlon Styles Jr. wrote to Cornist in a letter obtained by ABC 9. While the school didn’t respond to requests for comment, the senior said Monday he personally “did nothing wrong.â€
The school is allowing Cornist to split the community service with his family, but his mother told ABC 9 the punishment is “ludicrous†and none of them would be doing it.
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It has nothing to do with it. In fact, I find it extremely ironic because graduating from a school stands in stark contrast to yelling that phrase.
I attended a graduation this year. The Principle gave a polite, and reasoned talk on respecting the other graduates so their families could hear their loved ones names called too. Fuck it, some gaggle of rubes gonna show respect to anybody else? Fuck no! They dont give a fuck and moreover do it so people will look at them. They need the attention. And all they're doing when they whoop and holler for a HS graduate is proclaiming to the world either: "This is a major life accomplishment in our family, and likely the highest accomplishment any of us will ever know" or "Yippee! This fucking dumbfuck kid barely made it out of a shitty public school, and we got his bags packed and waiting on the trailer's redwood deck for him so there's one less mouth to feed, we've done our job, now he has to find his own way".
At the one I went to this year, it held off til somewhere in the B's or C's. All the Valedictorians and Honor's people that went first went through without a peep, again, because they have higher aspirations in life and come from family that do too. But, following the first group willing to break ranks, each subsequent idiot family got louder and louder so as to outdo the previous.
Now...
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“Yesterday can’t be replaced… My mama went to jail on my graduation day,†Iesha Cooper, 18, told the station.
Hmmmmmmm. So, Iesha, which lesson will YOU take? The one where momma does as she damn well pleases and bitches about being held accountable (and likely the one ingrained in your young skull full of much already), or the one where she has to pay for doing as she damn well pleases?
Again...
:getoff:
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I attended a graduation this year. The Principle gave a polite, and reasoned talk on respecting the other graduates so their families could hear their loved ones names called too. Fuck it, some gaggle of rubes gonna show respect to anybody else? Fuck no! They dont give a fuck and moreover do it so people will look at them. They need the attention. And all they're doing when they whoop and holler for a HS graduate is proclaiming to the world either: "This is a major life accomplishment in our family, and likely the highest accomplishment any of us will ever know" or "Yippee! This fucking dumbfuck kid barely made it out of a shitty public school, and we got his bags packed and waiting on the trailer's redwood deck for him so there's one less mouth to feed, we've done our job, now he has to find his own way".
At the one I went to this year, it held off til somewhere in the B's or C's. All the Valedictorians and Honor's people that went first went through without a peep, again, because they have higher aspirations in life and come from family that do too. But, following the first group willing to break ranks, each subsequent idiot family got louder and louder so as to outdo the previous.
Now...
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You don't understand. That's the end of the line for a Bammer family. HS is it. Its a damn accomplishment to those Hills Have Eyes looking fuckers. Was up in Auburn last night at a public park to get my jog on and a family of about 5 shows up. Keep in mind this is right near main campus. One of the females with young baby (didn't see any daddy) was actually donning Bama gear literally from head to toe, houndstooth hat, jersey, bama shorts, houndstooth slip on shoes. Almost prancing around like they were proud to do it IN AUBURN, daring someone to say something. The Bama fans around Auburn to me, are actually the worst ones. They have this chip on their shoulder and over compensate on the attire and attitude. If I did that in Tuscaloosa, I would get lynched (since they have a racial history of that anyway up there).
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It has nothing to do with it. In fact, I find it extremely ironic because graduating from a school stands in stark contrast to yelling that phrase.
Bravo, sir! :kimclap:
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So, its like Monday...at the office...you know, work...the CFB off season....why are the dumbass bammers wearing their very best faded bama T-shirt on f'n Monday. You mean to tell me that out of all the clothes in the closet that is the best thing they can come up with on a Monday for crying out loud? I mean shit, I could understand if it was like Thursday and one had already worn the favs the prior three days of the work week....but Monday?