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Title: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on May 30, 2012, 08:25:14 AM
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/roots_of_auburns_struggles_in.html#incart_river_default

Rehashes every bama talking point.

SACS, "Jetgate", meddling trustees, nobody wants to coach at Auburn, etc.

Might as well have been written by Redfish Barger.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Saniflush on May 30, 2012, 08:46:09 AM
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/roots_of_auburns_struggles_in.html#incart_river_default

Rehashes every bama talking point.

SACS, "Jetgate", meddling trustees, nobody wants to coach at Auburn, etc.

Might as well have been written by Redfish Barger.

 :woodcock:
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 30, 2012, 09:46:11 AM
Why is he even writing this story?  What's the point? 
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 10:00:56 AM
Why is he even writing this story?  What's the point?

Excellent question.

Did he cover the TE commit we got out of BCW?

Or any of the recruits' comments about the event?
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: AUChizad on May 30, 2012, 10:10:54 AM
The comment section is full of compliments from the bammer posters.

Weird how he's our beatwriter but his biggest praise comes from our rivals...
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 30, 2012, 10:13:40 AM
The comment section is full of compliments from the bammer posters.

Weird how he's our beatwriter but his biggest praise comes from our rivals...

I feel like this article is providing them an explanation.

"Hey Everyone But Auburn Fans - Here's why they suck at basketball and baseball.  I'll report more as I dig deeper into Auburn athletics."
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: djsimp on May 30, 2012, 10:20:00 AM
Oh how I wish someone from Auburn Athletics would put in a request/demand for Wooddingleberry to be removed from covering anything Auburn.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: AUChizad on May 30, 2012, 10:22:20 AM
My Twitter buddy Matt Scalici loved it.

https://twitter.com/MattScalici/status/207834166849581056
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: GH2001 on May 30, 2012, 10:22:58 AM
He is a Bama alum.

He wrote for the Crimson and White.

He was the BAMA beat writer for the Anniston Star.

He constantly beats the Auburn sucks drum.

I am not sure why someone thinks this is ok. The writing is on the wall with this clown. Can we please get something going to replace him? Is the guy from Mobile that got fired a couple of years back available? Hell, pay Phillip to do it. Anything. THIS GUY should not be our beat writer!
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Saniflush on May 30, 2012, 10:23:22 AM
Oh how I wish someone from Auburn Athletics would put in a request/demand for Wooddingleberry to be removed from covering anything Auburn.

The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.

Yep.  Freeze him out.

I think the NYT's gigging of him lately has Woodberry feeling like he'll just drop the pretense and become a hit-man.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2012, 10:29:54 AM
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.


This
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: AUChizad on May 30, 2012, 10:30:17 AM
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.
Couldn't they cite another reason for denying him access? I wish they would have done something after his DUI charge.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: djsimp on May 30, 2012, 10:33:40 AM
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.

While that may be true, every Auburn fan knows, and probably even the bammers, that Woodmommy part is a sorry ass excuse for an Auburn beat writer. I'm just not sure how much worse it would be from the black eye spin versus as it is now with every article this shit bag releases. I mean at least the back eye would heal. As it stands, Woodgonggonggong is like a staph infection to the nut sack.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Shug Dye on May 30, 2012, 10:37:03 AM
Yep.  Freeze him out.

I think the NYT's gigging of him lately has Woodberry feeling like he'll just drop the pretense and become a hit-man.

Pretty much the same thing that happened with Pawwwl.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: GH2001 on May 30, 2012, 10:37:53 AM
I agree there would be blowback from removing him but would it be any worse than the damage he inflicts by remaining there? I would almost be willing to roll the dice.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Jumbo on May 30, 2012, 12:27:40 PM
A few from the comment section.
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Woodberry you make me sick. Your bias is so obvious. It's as though you farted in an elevator with only one other person, and tried to blame them for the stink. I truly wish JJ would ban you from the campus. I wonder how you sleep at night knowing that the fan base of the sports program that you cover utterly hates you. Pathetic worm.


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Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: The Prowler on May 30, 2012, 01:54:43 PM
Pretty much the same thing that happened with Pawwwl.
It's almost like the NTYF brought out their true color and allowed everyone to see what they really were, Auburn fans started picking up on negative statements about Auburn, when they'd sometimes miss them or they'd say ”well, they're just doing their job...may I have another helping of Dog Shit?” The NTYF opened the eyes of Auburn fans, it didn't have to open every Auburn fan's eyes....just a decent percentage.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: AUChizad on May 30, 2012, 10:06:57 PM
Dayumn!!!!

http://www.nevertoyieldfoundation.com/2012/why-alabama-sucks/
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 10:14:56 PM
Dayumn!!!!

http://www.nevertoyieldfoundation.com/2012/why-alabama-sucks/

Spot fucking on.

It's too bad this will likely sail high above the heads of many.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: The Prowler on May 30, 2012, 10:22:41 PM
Dayumn!!!!

http://www.nevertoyieldfoundation.com/2012/why-alabama-sucks/
Oh.My.God...that's Fuckin Brilliant!!!!!!
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: RWS on May 30, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
I agree there would be blowback from removing him but would it be any worse than the damage he inflicts by remaining there? I would almost be willing to roll the dice.
I'm a bammer, and I even think you guys need somebody else. Not that I really have a dog in the fight or anything, but even from this side of the fence you can see the obvious slant. Especially when it is random stories that really have no point to them. It's like incoherent rambling, and you keep waiting on the punchline. Only there isn't one.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: djsimp on May 30, 2012, 11:37:32 PM
I'm a bammer, and I even think you guys need somebody else. Not that I really have a dog in the fight or anything, but even from this side of the fence you can see the obvious slant. Especially when it is random stories that really have no point to them. It's like incoherent rambling, and you keep waiting on the punchline. Only there isn't one.

See staph onfection reference.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Jumbo on May 31, 2012, 06:19:49 AM
I'm a bammer, and I even think you guys need somebody else. Not that I really have a dog in the fight or anything, but even from this side of the fence you can see the obvious slant. Especially when it is random stories that really have no point to them. It's like incoherent rambling, and you keep waiting on the punchline. Only there isn't one.
Thank You.
Title: Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
Post by: Saniflush on May 31, 2012, 07:29:39 AM
Dayumn!!!!

http://www.nevertoyieldfoundation.com/2012/why-alabama-sucks/

Boom!