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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 21, 2012, 09:55:33 PM

Title: Make room at WJOX
Post by: Kaos on May 21, 2012, 09:55:33 PM
And at some random insurance agency. 

Brodie Croyle hung up his cleats after a legendary NFL career. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/former_alabama_quarterback_bro.html

Nice piece of shit article about a glass-boned NFL never-was.  Coming soon to airwaves near you. 
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: Yoda on May 21, 2012, 10:14:42 PM
Since when is not being able to find a job known as retiring?  Maybe I'm just from a small town and don't know any better we we call that shit fired.
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: djsimp on May 21, 2012, 10:47:13 PM
Yeah, but doesn't he get the NFL retirement since he managed to stick around for 6 years. Not sure what the rule is but I think this is correct.
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2012, 10:54:19 PM
But his diddy done said he turned down a contract with the Dolphins last season.
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: JR4AU on May 21, 2012, 11:34:54 PM
Quote from: djsimp on May 21, 2012, 10:47:13 PM
Yeah, but doesn't he get the NFL retirement since he managed to stick around for 6 years. Not sure what the rule is but I think this is correct.

I think 3 years and you're vested in the NFL.  He has no worries money-wise unless he is in to teh coke and hookers.
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 21, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
Quote from: JR4AU on May 21, 2012, 11:34:54 PM
I think 3 years and you're vested in the NFL.  He has no worries money-wise unless he is in to teh coke and hookers.

He's an ex-Bama ex-NFL QB.  Hookers and blow are just another part of the tradishun.  He's gotta fill Snake's, Broadway's, and Barker's (you know he didn't hook up with Sara Evans without some premium Colombian yeyo to help seal the deal) shoes.
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 22, 2012, 12:00:32 AM
"Welcome to the Opening Drive!  Unfortunately, Al Del Greco has decided to move on to other endeavors.  For the short term, we'll welcome Brodie Coyle as a sit-in guest.  Don't worry Auburn, fans.  We've still got you covered.  Tony Kurre is neutral and will make sure the Tigers get just as much love as Alabama.  Oh wait?  What's that?  You say Tony's gone too?  Oh.  Oh yeah bring him in.  Well, now that Tony Kurre is gone, let's welcome our other short term guest.  Former NFL superstar Greg McElroy." 
Title: Re: Make room at WJOX
Post by: djsimp on May 22, 2012, 12:11:32 AM
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 22, 2012, 12:00:32 AM
"Welcome to the Opening Drive!  Unfortunately, Al Del Greco has decided to move on to other endeavors.  For the short term, we'll welcome Brodie Coyle as a sit-in guest.  Don't worry Auburn, fans.  We've still got you covered.  Tony Kurre is neutral and will make sure the Tigers get just as much love as Alabama.  Oh wait?  What's that?  You say Tony's gone too?  Oh.  Oh yeah bring him in.  Well, now that Tony Kurre is gone, let's welcome our other short term guest.  Former NFL superstar Greg McElroy."

Thats about as close as it gets.