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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on May 21, 2012, 11:39:43 AM
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Happy Birthday Frodo...
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Happy Birthday fag! May AWK give you exactly what you want!
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Happy Happy! And I haven't made it to the sperm bank yet...your present will be delayed.
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Don't believe him. He's married...therefore he has unlimited amounts at his disposal.
Happy Birthday!!!!
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H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep. :bar:
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H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep. :bar:
Since I couldn't get GF's pic to do more than red x...I just figured out who's burfday it is....after this post.
Hope you get about an hour on the tower of power, followed up by a little golden shower.
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H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep. :bar:
There's another way?
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Don't believe him. He's married...therefore he has unlimited amounts at his disposal.
Happy Birthday!!!!
Not all married men have that problem. ;)
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Not all married men have that problem. ;)
Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.
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Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.
Maybe you have a narrow urethra.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/hank2.jpg)
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Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.
Oh, nothing wrong with my swimmers. Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.
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Happy Birthday you gay muthfucka. For celebration, you could go down by Gate City and give away as many dick suckings as you possibly can handle.
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Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.
Word up. Tie a knot in the feed line if you must.
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Oh, nothing wrong with my swimmers. Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.
Remind me not to maintain eye contact.
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Word up. Tie a knot in the feed line if you must.
:cage:
Remind me not to maintain eye contact.
PPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT! :)
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Happy birthday.
(I am demonstrating how you write a short, succinct post on the X. With enough practice, maybe you can learn how, too. You're welcome.)
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Several things:
A.) Fuck all of you. Except Shug. She has yet to break out the short/gay jokes yet, although I assume that she will eventually come around to her senses and do the same as every other X'er.
B.) I'm not fucking Frodo. I'm Bilbo the Dildo Master.
C.) Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a Sunday Funday that went a tad overboard and I'm still violently hungover, so this thread was a pleasant surprise. However, I still may need to go vomit.
D.) Install LED lighting in your homes. Now.
That is all.
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Several things:
Fuck all of you.
I'm not fucking Frodo.
Promise?
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck Frodo? Bullshit.
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Several things:
A.) Fuck all of you. Except Shug. She has yet to break out the short/gay jokes yet, although I assume that she will eventually come around to her senses and do the same as every other X'er.
B.) I'm not fucking Frodo. I'm Bilbo the Dildo Master.
C.) Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a Sunday Funday that went a tad overboard and I'm still violently hungover, so this thread was a pleasant surprise. However, I still may need to go vomit.
D.) Install LED lighting in your homes. Now.
That is all.
*snicker*
Now this thread will be 20 pages by midnight. Oh, good luck on the throwing up thing. Sucks, but usually makes one feel better........eventually.
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I'm late to the thread, but happy birthday, sinner. You deserve that hangover.
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I'm late to the thread, but happy birthday, sinner. You deserve that hangover.
Richard were you watching spank-tro-vison?
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Promise?
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck Frodo? Bullshit.
Of course I would fuck Frodo. What I meant was that I am not Frodo. The extraneous expletive was for emotional purposes.
However, when I said "Fuck all of you," I meant that I literally would have sexual intercourse with all of you. The dudes, anyhow.
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Richard were you watching spank-tro-vison?
Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?