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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 12, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
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But somebody forgot to tell al.com
Yesterday there was a story about a recruiting letter Bryant wrote.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/read_a_40-year-old_letter_from.html
Today, one about education being so important to Barh that it was his biggest recruiting weapon.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/bryant_had_ej_junior_at_educat.html
This one is Jerry Sandusky approved, too.
"Nothing's too good for winners. I want to love you, pat you, pet you, brag on you and see you hoot, run and shout and laugh, pray, hug, kiss, and win with humility.
Sick bastard. Petting on kids.
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The letter. Upper right hand corner. Ready your guffaws.
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Reading the thread title brings back great memories...
Just before the 2002 Iron Bowl, as a horde of bammers try and make a spectacle of the Tiger Walk...a guy turns the corner with a sign that read
Coach
Bryant
Still dead
They all muttered something under their breath and left.
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The man was a brilliant coach. I mean tell me another coach, well other than Lord Saybinz, that could get away with writing this to a recruit without the media excoriating them:
I hope you will share your problems with me, whether it be at home, at the dorm, in your school work, with your teammates, with the coaches, with training regulations, self discipline, or even flying a kite. If you do that, I will try to help you, and if I can't I'll recommend you get a job, join the Army, join the Foreign Legion, but in any event, to reside in another state.
And that's the thing you get out of many stories you hear about Bahr unless you're a typical bammer. If you couldn't help him win, he had not one bit of use for you, and would treat you like dog shit he'd wipe off his shoes. It didn't matter if he (or his coaches) misjudged your abilities, or, as the letter states, he was unable to help you solve a problem causing you to be a liability, you were nothing but a burden to be shed. Sounds like processing has been business as usual in tuscaloser since well before Saybinz.
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:classic:
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/bear-bryant-dead.jpg)
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:classic:
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/bear-bryant-dead.jpg)
The Golden Flake chips sets it off.......annnd bottle of whiskey. :bugs:
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Need a skeleton sporting a mullet and a carton of USA Basics for the empty lawn chair on the right. Then Shane will finally have his seat beside that dead drunk cocksucker.
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The letter. Upper right hand corner. Ready your guffaws.
Got 6?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Ox5iVadrc&feature=related#t=28m30s
Listen to the announcer, he sounds like he nutted all over the studio.
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Need a skeleton sporting a mullet and a carton of USA Basics for the empty lawn chair on the right. Then Shane will finally have his seat beside that dead drunk cocksucker.
I'm in if you are. Happen to have a skeleton in the attic. It's too bad the game is in turd town this year.
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I have several skeletons in my closet. But they need to stay there.
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I have several skeletons in my closet. But they need to stay there.
Dead hookers take up a lot of room. And they make your acid wash jeans smell bad.
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Dead hookers take up a lot of room. And they make your acid wash jeans smell bad.
The hookers aren't dead.
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The hookers aren't dead.
Just skeletons? The grass shake drinking, celery chewing, vegan bitches? Kaos is gonna be pissed.
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Just skeletons? The grass shake drinking, celery chewing, vegan bitches? Kaos is gonna be pissed.
Yes....but they're my hookers.
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Yes....but they're my hookers.
Just be careful, if your attic gets too hot, it will break down that plastic like a motherfucker.
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I'm in if you are. Happen to have a skeleton in the attic. It's too bad the game is in turd town this year.
I'm always in!
I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!
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I'm always in!
I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!
Could we get by the throngs of red-necks who will be there worshiping?
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I'm always in!
I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!
Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....
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Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....
As long as someone brings the shit paper.
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Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....
Just as convenient as the bed of a truck.
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As long as someone brings the shit paper.
rookie
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I'm always in!
I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!
You don't say much, friend...but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
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rookie
You prefer to drag your ass across the grave site?
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You prefer to drag your ass across the grave site?
Well...duh. Grave stone works better though.
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Well...duh. Grave stone Hot coal works better though.
Fixt.....considering who is the one buried.
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Could we get by the throngs of red-necks who will be there worshiping?
Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.
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Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.
Good call. Brain power would be about the same.
If you bring Carl you have to watch him though.
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Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.
Sweet! Going Shane on the Walking Shanes!
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Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....
PCT will make a trip to taco bell beforehand to ensure this happens.
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Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.
Wouldn’t one tooth brush do the same?
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PCT will make a trip to taco bell beforehand to ensure this happens.
I may do a scouting run out that way this weekend.
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I may do a scouting run out that way this weekend.
Look a brother up if you do...